Jack and Jill (2011 film)

Jack and Jill is a 2011 American comedy film about a family man whose ugly, annoying twin sister comes for a visit and soon becomes reluctant to leave. His sister is coming for a visit...and it ain't pretty.

Jack Sadelstein

 * [to Jill] Don't forget your sweat shadow.
 * [apologizing to Jill] I'm sorry that you make everyone uncomfortable. I really am.

Jill Sadelstein

 * [to Jack] Why are you so afraid to admit that we are connected? Face it. We shared Mom's womb. We were womb-mates.

Dialogue

 * Jill: Oh, please! Tell me you don't feel this.
 * [slaps herself]
 * Jack: I didn't feel it. Maybe if you did it harder.
 * [slaps harder]
 * Jack: Little harder.
 * [slaps a little more harder]
 * Erin: No, Jill, stop it. He's kidding
 * Jill: What?
 * [Gary punches her, knocks her out of the chair]
 * Otto: Donkey fight!
 * Erin: Jill, are you okay?.
 * Jill: Yeah, no, I'm fine. Gary, that was... He didn't 100% percent connect.
 * Gary: Feel that, Daddy?
 * Jack: I... I actually did feel something, there. Pride in my son.


 * Jack: I can't believe this. This is insane, man! You gotta call him!
 * Jill: Oh, cool your buns. You know I'm still hurting the whole Funbucket fiasco.
 * Jack: No, but Pacino liked you! I swear to God, he really liked you!
 * Jill: Oh, will you stop already? You know all he wants to do is play Twister with your sister.

Cast

 * Adam Sandler - Jack Sadelstein/Jill Sadelstein
 * Al Pacino - himself
 * Katie Holmes - Erin Sadelstein
 * Eugenio Derbez - Felipe / Felipe's grandmother
 * Tim Meadows - Ted
 * Nick Swardson - Todd
 * Allen Covert - Otto
 * Elodie Tougne - Sofie Sadelstein
 * Rohan Chand - Gary Sadelstein
 * Geoff Pierson - Carter Simmons
 * Valerie Mahaffey - Bitsy Simmons
 * Gad Elmaleh - Xavier
 * Gary Valentine - Dallas
 * Kristin Davis - Delilah