Jackass Number Two

Jackass Number Two is a 2006 comedy film. It is the sequel to Jackass: The Movie (2002), both based upon the MTV series Jackass. Like its predecessor and the original TV show, the film is a compilation of stunts, pranks and skits with essentially no plot.
 * Directed by Jeff Tremaine.

WARNING: ''The stunts in this movie were performed by professionals. So neither you nor your dumb buddies should attempt anything from this movie.''

Johnny Knoxville

 * Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, welcome to Jackass!


 * Rectal bleeding... another first for Jackass.


 * If your asshole can't see the camera, the camera can't see you asshole.

Bam Margera

 * Please God, don't let there be a "Jackass 3". I don't even like 2!


 * [Regarding the Riot Control Test] If Knoxville goes in there...I'll French-Kiss him.


 * I'm a fucking skateboarder, I don't get shot!

Chris Pontius

 * [after completing Medicine Ball Dodgeball] That was fun. Let's never do that again.


 * I can't believe I'm fishing for sharks with Steve-O as my bait! It's like a dream come true!


 * I'm so glad I'm not the star of this movie.


 * [after drinking the horse semen] I'm ashamed of myself. I really am. I'm completely ashamed of myself.

Steve-O

 * It's times like these when you know - Johnny Knoxville is one gnarly dude.


 * [chuckling] You just pleasured a horse.

Ryan Dunn

 * Ow, my hip! I think I just gave birth!
 * Son of a–fuck you!

Dialogue

 * Johnny Knoxville: It's going to hurt a lot, but it's just loud.
 * Ryan Dunn: You're nuts!


 * [Bam has just been branded with a penis-shaped branding iron]
 * Bam Margera: You gave me a hologram dick! There's three solid dicks, there's one half-assed one right here, and then you gave me a set of balls.
 * Johnny Knoxville: But a sweet set of balls!
 * Bam Margera: Rad... I'd rather rip my dick off and throw it in the river than to do that again. Goddamn!


 * April Margera: [after seeing the brand on Bam's ass] You're going to have that for life!
 * Bam Margera: No shit!


 * Bam Margera: Ape, I got a muffed-up ass butt!
 * April Margera: I know, and you had the cutest butt ever and now you ruined it!
 * Bam Margera: No, Dick Farm Dunn ruined it.


 * April Margera: Why would you burn him in the first place, Dunn?
 * Ryan Dunn: Because it was funny...


 * Bam Margera: So the guys think they're coming here for a photo shoot, but little do they know we've got a shitload of bees we're gonna put through the sunroof and we've rigged the locks so they can't get out.
 * Johnny Knoxville: And when they do get out, we got some marbles waiting for them.
 * Bam Margera: This is the Beehive Limo.


 * Manny Puig: The anaconda is the largest snake in the world. It feeds on large animals and can kill grown men within minutes. Wee-Man, probably in seconds.
 * Johnny Knoxville: Why would you say that right before we film?


 * Ryan Dunn: This isn't the best idea ever.
 * Bam Margera: Yes, it is.