Jane and the Dragon (TV series)

Jane and the Dragon is a CGI children's animated television series based on the books of the same name by Martin Baynton. The show is directed by Mike Fallows and motion capture directed by Peter Salmon; it is co-produced by Weta Workshop (as Weta Productions) in New Zealand and Nelvana Limited in Canada. The series follows the comedic exploits of Jane, an adolescent girl training to be a knight, and her friend, Dragon, a talking, flying, 300-year-old, fire-breathing dragon.

Tests and Jests [1.1]

 * Jester: Nervous!
 * [Jane knocks Jester onto the ground]
 * Jester: Jester down! Just needing attention!
 * Jane: You mean an audience?


 * Rake: Are you nervous, Jane?
 * Jane: Pepper have taught me these breathing exercises.
 * Rake: Like Dragon blowing fire.
 * [Jane breathes in and out]
 * Rake: Not much of a cinder.

The Tooth Fairy [1.2]

 * King: [to the Princess] Goodnight, my loose tooth.


 * Dragon: They have to put a big crown under my pillow.
 * Jane: You sleep on a pillow?
 * Dragon: Pillow, boulder.


 * Princess: Tooth, I command you to come out right now!

Jester Justice [1.3]

 * Dragon: Some duel. No killing, no clobbering, not even any crying.


 * Jane: I am trying to save you.
 * Jester: And I am trying to sleep. [slams the window]


 * Dragon: Hunger before honor, Jane.


 * Rake: Oh Dragon! Hi... I... I was just out... umm... taking my stew... for a walk.

Shall We Dance [1.5]

 * Dragon: A perfect five-point landing.


 * Dragon: Say one more word and that life will be charcoal.

The Offer [1.6]

 * Gunther: If you want to help, help by being somewhere else.


 * Jane: I am so stubborn.
 * Dragon: Leave my friend alone.
 * Jane: We are alone.

Dragon Rules [1.7]

 * Dragon: "Moo" is natures finest sound, starts with a "mmmmmm", ends with an "ooooooo".


 * King: No crown, no duties.
 * Sir Ivon: And no day off for me.

Adventures in Royal Babysitting [1.10]

 * Jane: Then she wasn't in danger when she was up on the roof?
 * Sir Ivon: Up on the roof?

Three's a Crowd [1.11]

 * Jane: Why did the cow jump over the moon?
 * Dragon: Don't know.
 * Jane: Farmer had cold hands.

A Pig of a Problem [1.12]

 * Smithy: Pig hasn't hurt a fly!
 * Jane: Well the prince is not a fly.

A Thing of Beauty [1.13]

 * Dragon: Tomorrow they will be screaming for me.
 * Jane: Screaming and running for their lives.

Rune [1.14]

 * Pepper: [after Dragon roasted the potatoes] The king wanted them mashed.
 * Dragon: I can sit on them.
 * Pepper: No, thank you.

Foul Weather Friends [1.15]

 * Jester: So anyway what do you call a creature with two large wings and one tiny brain? Besides "Dragon", that is.
 * [Pepper, Smithy, and Rake look in fear as they notice Dragon standing behind Jester]
 * Jester: [turning to see Dragon] Oh! Dragon! Hello!
 * Dragon: What do you call a creature with large teeth and a tiny temper?
 * Jester: Uhh... uhh... I call him as little as possible.


 * Dragon: Do you mind? I was flying through perfectly lovely dream clouds, when suddenly, click click click, they turned into clog-dancing cows.


 * Dragon: No more sweet dreams, Jane. My nights will be haunted by visions of you hitting the ground like an egg.
 * Jane: Oh please.
 * Dragon: An egg, Jane. Crack. Squish.
 * Jane: Yes. Enough. I get the picture.

Dragonphobia [1.16]

 * Jester: It seems that Jane is not herself.
 * Dragon: Then who is she?


 * Princess Lavinia: Lady Jane, Daddy is the King. And I am his little princess. And you are my bestest friend in the whole castle. And the bravest knight in the kingdom.
 * Jane: Brave? Me?
 * Princess Lavinia: Oh yes. But mostly you like to brush my hair. Shall I get the brush?


 * Smithy: Jane?
 * Jane: The dragon lunged at me with his claws. Lunged!
 * Smithy: Dragon did?
 * Jane: No, but he might have. Horrible creature.
 * Princess Lavinia: Did Dragon try to eat you, Jane? Eat you up and crunch you? And spit out all your bones?
 * Jane: Not yet, but I think he plans to.

Pride and Pollen [1.17]

 * Dragon: When a dragon sneezes, fire follows. The good news is... I fried my pumpkin.


 * Jane: Dragon, you have to go.
 * Dragon: Go?
 * Jane: Order of the King. You must stay away from the castle until this sneezing is under control.
 * Dragon: How very unreasonable.
 * Jane: You started a forest fire!
 * Dragon: Forest? Burned a few leaves. Grass. That wagon was not much to look at anyway.

Knight Light [1.18]

 * Dragon: Wolves--I thought it was my stomach rumbling in pain!


 * Jane: I must consult the brightess minds.
 * Dragon: At your service, put a sack over your head!


 * Jester: Now how many carrots does Jane have to eat before she grow scales?

Fathers [1.19]

 * Jane: You will bring the ceiling down!
 * Dragon: A very pressing problem!

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 * Dragon: What are you doing?
 * Jane: [holding up a cup] Toasting them.
 * Dragon: [after breathing fire] No, that's toasting!
 * Jester: Dragon!

Go West Young Gardener [1.21]

 * Jane: I lose all track of time when I'm with Dragon.
 * Rake: As I do in my garden.
 * Pepper: And me when I am cooking.
 * Jester: Being funny does it for me. Unless no one laughs, then time stretches on forever.

Mismatched [1.22]

 * Dragon: How do we get this secret out of Jane?
 * Jester: Dragon, how can you be so thick?
 * Dragon: 37 square meals a day.

The Last of the Dragonslayers [1.25]

 * Gunther: Sir Theodore, you look in fine fettle today.
 * Dragon: Fettle. Funny word that.

Voice cast

 * Tajja Isen as Jane Turnkey.
 * Adrian Truss as Dragon.
 * Ben Campbell as Milton Turnkey and Sir Ivon Mackay.
 * Jill Frappier as Adeline Turnkey.
 * Mark Rendall as Jester.
 * Alex House as Jethro "Smithy" Junior.
 * Sunday Muse as Verbena "Pepper" Salter.
 * Will Seatle Bowes as Drake "Rake" Gardener Junior.
 * Noah Reid as Gunther Breech.
 * Clive Walton as Magnus Breech.
 * Juan Chioran as King Caradoc.
 * Alex Belcourt as Queen Gwendolyn.
 * Cameron Ansell as Prince Cuthbert.
 * Isabel De Carteret as Princess Lavinia
 * Aron Tager as Sir Theodore Boarmaster.
 * Frank Welker as Cleva, Pig and Trencher. (uncredited)