Jason X

Jason X (also known as Friday the 13th Part X: Jason X) is a 2001 science fiction horror film slasher film directed by James Isaac. It is the tenth in the Friday the 13th film series. The film made $16,951,798 worldwide with a budget of $14 million.

Dialogue

 * Janessa:	What the hell is that?
 * Lowe: My god, he's a monster. Can anyone tell me what's on his face?
 * Janessa: Some kind of 20th century carbon filtration unit?
 * Tsunaron: It's a hockey mask.
 * Lowe: Very good, Tsun.
 * Janessa: What's a hockey mask?
 * KAY-EM 14: Facial armor used in a sport outlawed in 2024.
 * Lowe: Amazing. Absolute museum quality. We are looking at the find of the century, here.


 * KAY-EM 14: So do you like them?
 * Tsunaron: Sure, they're great. I wasn't sure that the polystyrine would bind properly with your outer...
 * [KAY-EM 14's nipples fall off]
 * Tsunaron': Oh, geez. Looks like I'll have to double the glucomazine.
 * KAY-EM 14: If they were fixed, would that make you happy.
 * Tsunaron: Yeah, sure.
 * KAY-EM 14: Maybe then you would want to have sex with me?
 * Tsunaron: Er...well, you're not really programmed for that kind of stuff, Kay-Em. It might fry your emotional cortex.
 * KAY-EM 14: You are afraid I would malfunction?
 * Tsunaron: If past history holds true, you'll end up as psycho and batty as every other girl I've gone to bed with. I would never want to do that to you.
 * KAY-EM 14: I wouldn't mind.
 * Tsunaron: Look, Kay-Em. Let's not complicate things. I like our relationship just the way it is.


 * Crutch: Hey, you're lucky you weren't alive during the Microsoft conflict. Hell, we were beating each other with our own severed limbs.


 * Kay-Em 14: [to Jason] Afraid I'm gonna have to hurt you now.

 [Kay-Em 14's head has been separated from her body]
 * Kay-Em 14: I AM real.


 * Brodski: It's gonna take more than a poke in the ribs to put down this old dog. [Jason stabs him through the chest again] Yeah, that oughta do it here.


 * Rowan: I don't think he's out there...
 * Janessa: Why don't you just stick your head out and have a peek?

 [Jason approaches Professor Lowe and reaches out for a machete sitting next to him]
 * Professor Lowe: [scared] Oh, you want your machete! [laughs it off] Shit, it's yours! Take it! Just remember who got it back for ya... [Jason stares at him] [calling out] Guys, it's okay! He just wanted his machete back!


 * Janessa: I'm real bitchy when I wake up.
 * Tsunaron: Did you just wake up?


 * Brodski: How long has she been dead?
 * Kay-Em 14: 4.55 Centuries.
 * Brodski: That's one hell of a wake-up call.


 * Sven: What do we do with this guy?
 * Brodski: I promised the professor that we take this guy alive. After you blow him all to hell, put one in his leg so we can tell the professor we tried.


 * Brodski: What the Hell is going on?
 * Rowan: Jason-fucking-Voorhees, that's what's going on!


 * Tsunaron: Whoops.
 * Rowan: What do you mean, "whoops?"
 * Tsunaron: Nothing.
 * Rowan: Not nothing. You just don't say "Oops." What "oops?"
 * Tsunaron: I think he saw me.


 * Tsunaron: What do you think? Are we going to make it?
 * Kay-Em 14: That statistical probability of survival is 12%.
 * Tsunaron: 12%? Can you come up with better odds?
 * Kay-Em 14: Nope.
 * Tsunaron: Bullshit, Kay-Em! That's bullshit!


 * Tsunaron: Are you telling there's absolutely no chance for us to better our odds?

[Tsunaron and Kay-Em kiss]
 * Kay-Em 14: Statistical probability of survival just went up to 53%.
 * Tsunaron: You want to go for 100?


 * Dieter Perez: You are one son of a bitch.
 * Professor Lowe: Soon to be a rich son of a bitch.


 * Kinsa: He's here!
 * Rowan: Be quiet!
 * Kinsa: But if he's here, he'll kill us.
 * Rowan: [covers Kinsa's mouth] Be quiet! One more sound, and I'll snap your neck myself. Got it?

[Kinsa nods]
 * Janessa: She's good with people.

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 * Waylander: Now what?

[Jason approaches]
 * Janessa: Now basically, we... we die.

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 * Janessa: Just... don't wreck my pants.

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 * Janessa: Oh, this sucks on so many levels! [right before she is sucked out into space through the metal grate, shredding her]

<hr width=60%> [talking about Jason's brain size]
 * Tsunaron: How does he function with a brain that small?
 * Janessa: Way manages.
 * Waylander: That's very funny.

<hr width=60%> [programmed to trick Uber-Jason]
 * VR Teen Girl #1: Hey, do you want a beer?
 * VR Teen Girl #2: Or do you wanna smoke some pot?
 * VR Teen Girl #1: Or we can have premarital sex?

[both remove their tops]
 * VR Teen Girl #1, VR Teen Girl #2: We love premarital sex!

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 * Geko: Let's smoke this fucker.

<hr width=60%> [Kay-Em 14 cartwheels]

<hr width=60%> [to Jason]
 * Kay-Em 14: Giddy-up!

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 * Crutch: Lou, I swear, you mess with an engineer, you'll end up with a waste hose in your bunk.

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 * Dieter Perez: A box of DVDs is not a gold mine.

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 * Rowan: How do we get off this ship?
 * Waylander: I don't know.
 * Rowan: Could you beam us off or something?
 * Waylander: "Beam us off?"

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 * Janessa: Why don't you just admit it? You want me.
 * Tsunaron: I couldn't be with a girl whose balls are bigger than mine.

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 * Fat Lou: Kids and their goddamn field trips. Let's bring the psycho on board. Yeah, sure. I just know I'm gonna get blamed for this shit.

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 * Pvt. Johnson: [to Jason] Why don't you stare at this for a while, you ugly bastard?

[he covers Jason with a rag]

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 * Professor Lowe: Can someone tell me what's on his face?
 * Janessa: Ahh... some kind of 20th century carbon filtration unit?
 * Tsunaron: It's a hockey mask.

<hr width=60%> [Rowan slaps the professor hard as she awakes from cryo-suspension]
 * Kay-Em 14: Vital signs are normal and strong.
 * Professor Lowe: No shit.

<hr width=60%> [Jason slices an alien in half in an alien simulation]
 * Azrael: What the hell?
 * Dallas: I thought this was an alien slim.
 * Azrael: Yeah, it is. Pause play. [Jason moves towards them] I said, "pause play."
 * Dallas: He's not pausing.
 * Azrael: Yeah, I know that. [Jason stops in front of them] I think we need to re-boot. [Jason slashes Azrael's torso from his collarbone to his abdomen] That does not count as a kill.
 * Dallas: [laughing] Yes, it does. [Jason then decapitates Dallas, his head rolls to the floor] Okay, screw this. Game over.

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 * Tsunaron: [Jason is just about to attack the others] Hey, Slappy. [Jason turns around] Got a little something for you.

[Kay-Em comes out armed to the teeth]

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 * Tsunaron: Are you ready?
 * Kay Em 14: I was built ready, baby.

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 * Dr. Wimmer: His unique ability to regenerate lost and damaged tissue, it's just it cries out for more research.

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 * Adrienne: [she takes off Jason's mask] Ah, poor baby, no wonder you wore this thing.

<hr width=60%> [Jason's frozen body falls and chops off Azrael's arm]
 * Kay-Em 14: [injects Azrael] 55 cc's of ethrine. You'll be fine.
 * Azrael: Fine? I'm missing my arm! [Kay-Em slips a bandage on the nub of his arm, drug hits him] You're so pretty.

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 * Azrael: Aw, shit. I forgot my arm.
 * Janessa: [hands him his arm] Yeah, here you go, dumbass.
 * Azrael: Hi, hand.

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 * Dieter Perez: The other viable is marked Voorhees. That's not Jason Voorhees, is it?
 * Professor Lowe: What do you know about him?
 * Dieter Perez: Jason Voorhees. He killed nearly 200 people and simply disappeared without a trace. Under the right buyer, he could be worth a fortune.
 * Professor Lowe: We've got him frozen here on the ship.
 * Dieter Perez: You worked list of ownership? No list. He's my find. He's mine.
 * Professor Lowe: What about your students?
 * Dieter Perez: They're students. The educational experience will be enough.

Taglines

 * Evil gets an upgrade.

Cast

 * Kane Hodder as Jason Voorhees / Uber Jason
 * Lexa Doig as Rowan Lafontaine
 * Lisa Ryder as KM 14
 * Chuck Campbell as Tsunaron
 * Jonathan Potts as Professor Brandon Lowe
 * Peter Mensah as Sergeant Brodski
 * Melyssa Ade as Janessa
 * Melody Johnson as Kinsa
 * Phillip Williams as Crutch
 * Derwin Jordan as Waylander
 * Dov Tiefenbach as Azrael
 * Amanda Brugel as Geko
 * Kristi Angus as Adrienne Thomas
 * Yani Gellman as Stoney
 * Todd Farmer as Dallas
 * David Cronenberg as Dr. Wimmer