Jerry Sadowitz



Jerry Sadowitz (born 4 November 1961) is an American-born Scottish stand-up comic and card magician, known for his frequently controversial "sick humour".

The Pall-Bearer's Revue (1992)

 * How do you give a woman an orgasm? Who cares!
 * My mother thinks I'm at Kings cross right now buying drugs off a prostitute. If she knew I was on the BBC, she'd kill me.
 * My idea of Comic Relief is switching Victoria Wood off.
 * I only hate two things - living things, and objects.
 * I'm actually a bisexual necrophiliac - I'll shag anything that doesn't move.
 * I used to think I was great in bed until I discovered that all my girlfriends suffered from asthma.