Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter

Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter is a 2001 cult film from Odessa Filmworks which deals with Jesus's modern-day struggle to protect the lesbians of Ottawa, Ontario, Canada, from vampires with the help of Mexican wrestler El Santo (based on El Santo, Enmascarado de Plata.
 * Directed by Lee Demarbre. Written by  Ian Driscoll

Dialogue

 * Jesus Christ: Lemonade?
 * Priest: Will there be enough?
 * Jesus Christ: Oh, there'll be plenty.