Jhankaar Beats

Jhankaar Beats is a 2003 Bollywood film.

Dialogue

 * Shanti: At the most, she'll say no...
 * Neel: Oh God, I will die if she says no.
 * Rishi: Innocent child, you should be getting scared if she says yes.


 * Neel: Do you know who my father is?
 * Rishi: Why? Don't you know who your father is?


 * Deep: Your luck's changing.
 * Rishi: From good to bad.


 * [Deep is encouraging Neel to talk to Preeti.]
 * Deep: Just stay cool. Say hi, I'm Neel, I'd like to take you out to dinner.
 * Rishi: And...don't say anything about sex.
 * Deep: Shut up, Rishi. Don't confuse him.
 * Rishi: Hey, look at that guy! Looks just like the baldie from office!
 * Deep: Now go on, smart, confident.
 * Rishi: Don't talk about sex.
 * Neel: [to Preeti] I want to have sex with the bald guy!


 * Shanti: Marriage is a lovely institution
 * Rishi: A lovely mental institution!


 * Deep: Oh, no, my mother-in-law's coming!
 * Rishi: Deep, I told you five years ago...you marry a woman, you marry her mother.


 * Mother-in-law: What nonsense! My brother has four servants, two cars, with drivers, two T.Vs...
 * Muskaan: Granny, does your brother take bribes?
 * Mother-in-law: What? Who told you that?
 * Muskaan: Daddy did!


 * Shanti: Deep, will you do me a favour?
 * Deep: Anything for you, darling!
 * Rishi: He never says that to me...


 * Deep: There are only two things important in life...food, and music.
 * Rishi: Sir, you're a philosopher.


 * Deep: Now go, ask her to dinner!
 * [Neel goes up to Preeti.]
 * Neel: Um, uh, can you tell me where the nearest laundry is?
 * Preeti: Sure, take a left there, and...
 * Neel: Wow, you know this area very well. May I take you to the laundry sometime?
 * Preeti: Excuse me?
 * Neel: I...I mean may I take you to dinner?
 * Preeti: I don't even know you!
 * Neel: Okay, okay...how about an ice-cream? We'll get to know each other better...there's an ice-cream parlour right next to your house.
 * Preeti: My house? How do you know where my house is?

Cast

 * Sanjay Suri — Deep
 * Rahul Bose — Rishi
 * Shayan Munshi — Neel
 * Juhi Chawla — Shanti
 * Rinke Khanna — Nicky
 * Riya Sen — Preeti
 * Vijayendra Ghatge — Mr. Kapoor
 * Ikraa Khatri — Muskaan
 * Raja Vaid — Vijay