John Callahan's Quads!

 is a co-produced adult cartoon created by and based upon the work of John Callahan.

Dialogue

 * Griz: Well look at it this way. Now I can call you numb-nuts with real authority.
 * Spalding: Over! Do you wear contacts?
 * Reilly: No! OH!
 * Griz: Is that his ass or my aftershave?


 * Lefty: I need some potatoes for a vegetable ragout that I'm trying.
 * Blazer: What a fag.
 * Lefty: I'm not a fag. I'm educated.
 * [Lefty kicks Blazer away]


 * Lefty: Here's Blazer's indecent exposure summons!
 * Spalding: Blazer! How can you expose parts of your body that you don't even have?
 * Blazer: I tell you it wasn't easy.


 * Reilly: I've got to find some way to pay this hospital bill. If I don't they'll take it out of me in body parts.
 * Blazer: Well it's not like you're using any of your body parts.


 * Lefty: How can I put this to you in a subtle way?
 * Blazer: Not on your life crippo.
 * Lefty: Oh that was subtle.


 * Blazer: [working in the complaints department at a store] You want to return that hair piece? Good. It's terrible! It looks like a squirrel died on your head, you can spot that thing for marks!
 * Complainer: I'd like to return these bedroom slippers
 * [holds up a pair of squirrel slippers]
 * Blazer: Ooooh...


 * Reilly: Wheres Lefty? It was his turn to make breakfast.
 * Blazer: I heard him screaming bloody murder in the night. I figured someone broke in and killed him
 * [Lefty walks in]
 * Lefty: Morning...
 * Reilly: Look who isn't dead.

Cast

 * James Kee as Reilly O'Reilly
 * Terri Hawkes as Franny
 * Matthew King as Spalding
 * Cliff Saunders as Blazer
 * Paul Haddad as Lefty
 * Hamish Hughes as Griz
 * Diane Fabian as Liz Bromberg
 * Marvin Kaye as Mort Bromberg
 * Maurice Dean Wint as Fontaine
 * Linda Kash as Deborah
 * Corinne Conley as Sister Butch