Kelly Osbourne



Kelly Michelle Lee Osbourne (born 27 October 1984 in London, England) is a British singer and actress. She is the daughter of Ozzy Osbourne and Sharon Osbourne, and the sister of Jack Osbourne.

The Osbournes

 * Jack, stop telling people you're Ozzy Osbourne's son to get into places, you're a fucking loser!


 * You haven't done anything, its your fucking daughter. I just got a call --when I'm in Tiffany-- from some woman telling me how I should prepare my vagina for my gynecologist appointment tomorrow. She booked me a fucking gynecologist appointment!


 * Yeah, that's what I was wondering!! Who the fuck is Will Rogers?


 * You don't go to someone's father, "I don't like the redness in your hair". It's fucking rude. I would never go to her father, "Oh, I don't like the baldness, maybe you should get a fucking tupee.


 * You're not driving my car anymore Mum, I'm sorry.


 * Mom, I have something to tell you. My thong, is so far up my crack right now.


 * My teeth, my car, my vagina, my business.


 * I don't really care what people think about my hair. It's my hair, so why should they care? Ooh, that rhymed.


 * She's pissing in the bottle....just like she shit in Dad's bag of weed in Hawaii.


 * Jack, you have like serious anger management issues.

About

 * With parents like heavy metal rocker Ozzy Osbourne and entertainment impresario/personality Sharon Osbourne, you might have anger management issues, too.
 * Baltimore Jewish Times, Jan 30 2009