Kenny the Shark

 is an American animated television series about an anthropomorphic tiger shark named Kenny.

Dialogue

 * Kenny: Oh Kat, you've come to say goodbye!
 * Kat: Cut the drama, Kenny.


 * Mulch: Mulch eat seals.
 * Kenny: They're not seals, they're people. Small people, even. They're kids.
 * Mulch: Mulch eat kids!
 * Kenny: You don't want to eat them, Mulch. Take it from me. They taste like flotsam. You like sushi? I know a great restaurant! All you can eat!
 * Mulch: Mulch eat kids!
 * Kenny: Hey, I know! Let's see what Phoebe has in her fridge!
 * Mulch: MULCH! EAT! KIDS!
 * Kenny: "Mulch eat kids. Mulch eat kids." Mulch has really gotta work on his vocabulary. Use your words!


 * Mulch: Mulch eat kids!
 * Kenny: Can it, Mulch! Do you want me to wipe the floor with you?
 * [Mulch breaks free from the reel]
 * Mulch: Mulch eat shark!
 * Kenny: [realizing he's in trouble] On second thought, eat the kids! Eat the kids!


 * Peter: Boy, for a fearless predator, he's pretty chicken.
 * Kenny: You're lucky I don't like the taste of balding vegetarians.

Cast

 * Kenny the Shark (voiced by )
 * Katarina "Kat" Cassidy (voiced by )
 * Karl Cassidy and Grace Cassidy (voiced by )
 * Peter Cassidy (voiced by )