Kerry Jackson

Kerry Jackson is one of the three hosts on Salt Lake City's Radio From Hell show.

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 * Goodnight everybody!
 * Daily Sign-off


 * Goodnight mom.
 * Past Sign-off


 * If Harry's wearing his cloak of invisibility, I guarantee he's not planting his wand.
 * Radio From Hell (June 8, 2005)


 * I'm getting screwed today. Right in the mouth.
 * Radio From Hell (July 8, 2005)


 * If you want to happy for the rest of your life, make a crack-whore your wife.
 * Radio From Hell (July 27 2005)


 * 'Fetus in Uterus' I get.
 * Radio From Hell (August 24, 2005)


 * We’ll eat your gum.
 * Radio From Hell (September 6, 2005)


 * Are you trying to tell me that there was a time before celebrities?
 * Radio From Hell (September 6, 2005)


 * Why do you think I always have a rubber glove?
 * Radio From Hell (September 8, 2005)


 * At what point do you shake it all about?
 * Radio From Hell (September 20, 2005)


 * Famous people are delicious.
 * Radio From Hell (October 7, 2005)


 * Who is this man taking a crap in my bathroom!?
 * Radio From Hell (October 11, 2005)


 * You love the bidet more than me.
 * Radio From Hell (October 11, 2005)


 * Where I come from they're just 'fun bags.'
 * Radio From Hell (November 14, 2005)


 * It's revved for her pleasure.
 * Radio From Hell (January 25, 2006)


 * The baby is leaking!
 * Radio From Hell (January 30, 2006)


 * Oh no! He's got him in the deadly Egyptian burger!
 * Radio From Hell (January 30, 2006)


 * Even Beyonce's booty can't save that.
 * Radio From Hell (January 30, 2006)


 * Food should not be origami.
 * Radio From Hell (March 10, 2006)


 * I don't need to see Paxton's sack.
 * Radio From Hell (March 20, 2006)


 * Clam jacket.
 * Radio From Hell (March 21, 2006)


 * I'm a second-tier troll with powers to bewilder!
 * Radio From Hell (April 12, 2006)


 * It smells funny, but it works.
 * Radio From Hell (April 20, 2006)


 * Don't spend another evening with the sex cantaloupe.
 * Radio From Hell (April 25, 2006)


 * This is discrimination against gay, nautically-themed cupcake mascots.
 * Radio From Hell (April 28, 2006)


 * I'm not mad at you I'm mad a the cheese-steak.
 * Radio From Hell (June 9, 2006)


 * You knew I was a pornographer when I climbed on your back. - as Larry Flynt
 * Radio From Hell (June 9, 2006)


 * He's prejudiced against the toothless.
 * Radio From Hell (June 12, 2006)


 * When it came right down to it, the reindeer would eat you.
 * Radio From Hell (September 20, 2006)


 * The power of Christ compels you to parry.
 * Radio From Hell (October 3, 2006)


 * Oh! My proscenium is killing me!
 * Radio From Hell (October 21, 2006)


 * I'm so goth I crap bats.
 * Radio From Hell (November 1, 2006)


 * Oh! I need Syphilis!
 * Radio From Hell (November 15, 2006)


 * My proctologist has The Thumb of Doom too.
 * Radio From Hell (January 4, 2007)


 * You get first crack at the chicken balls if you get there early.
 * Radio From Hell (January 10, 2007)


 * The fate of the nation is in my hands and I've got a booger. - as George W. Bush
 * Radio From Hell (January 11, 2007)


 * Never stick your hand out and let someone squirt something into it unless you know what it is.
 * Radio From Hell (January 18, 2007)


 * I have a fresh muff.
 * Radio From Hell (January 23, 2007)


 * Then your muff would be all wet.
 * Radio From Hell (January 23, 2007)


 * I gotta go make norbit.
 * Radio From Hell (February 8, 2007)


 * It's like you put a turd in her mouth.
 * Radio From Hell (February 9, 2007)


 * My 'down-there' is angry!
 * Radio From Hell (February 12, 2007)


 * Sometimes the future isn't funny.
 * Radio From Hell (March 8, 2007)


 * I can see it, but I can't make it move.
 * Radio From Hell (April 5, 2007)


 * And now, the ABC After School Special, Raisins For Festus.
 * Radio From Hell (May 15, 2007)


 * Sergeant Scruffy is very upset!
 * Radio From Hell (June 8, 2007)


 * I'm on the 'Don't Spill The Margarita' ride."
 * Radio From Hell (June 26, 2007)


 * You put this finger in the middle and wiggle it.
 * Radio From Hell (July 9, 2007)


 * Is that an ear trumpet in your lava-lava?
 * Radio From Hell (July 12, 2007)


 * If it's a pain in the ass, you're shaving the wrong place.
 * Radio From Hell (July 23, 2007)


 * I've got no hair on my danglies.
 * Radio From Hell (August 14, 2007)


 * I hope he slams into the side of the mountain and cougars eat his face.
 * Radio From Hell (September 11, 2007)