Kickin' It

 is an American comedy television series created by Jim O'Doherty that aired on Disney XD from June 13, 2011 to March 25, 2015.

Wasabi Warriors [1.01]

 *  Jack : How you doing? It's my first day. What would you recommend?
 *  Marge : Not this stuff. I don't know what half of it is
 *  Kim : All right, that was almost cool. I'm Kim
 *  Jack : I'm Jack. I'm new
 *  Kim : Yeah, I can tell. You still have the new-guy smell. Um, can I have my apple back?
 *  Jack : Oh, sorry. Well, maybe I'll see you around Kim
 *  Kim : Maybe you will
 *  Eddie : Hey new kid
 *  Jerry : Uh, what are you doing Eddie? We save the seat for cheerleaders, prom queens and supermodels
 *  Jack : Well, I'm Jack. So how do you guys know each other?
 *  Milton : We're friends. We do karate together after school
 *  Jerry : We don't just do karate, Milton. These fists are registered weapons. In fact, I've already gotten a few calls about joining the navy seals
 *  Eddie : Navy seals? You're afraid of baby seals
 *  Milton : Gah!
 *  Jerry : That's awesome. That kid from the Black Dragon dojo just whaled with you -- Not cool, man. Not cool
 *  Jack : Aren't you gonna do anything? Wait, I thought you guys knew karate
 *  Milton : Yes, we do. But they know it better
 *  Jack : It's cool. I got this
 *  Milton : Why did we learn his name? Now I'm gonna miss him
 *  Jack : Hey, I like your outfits. You guys cheerleaders?
 *  Frank : No. Well, Brian used to be. So, you've got a problem or something?
 *  Jack : I didn't come over here to fight, man. Okay you probably shouldn't have done that
 *  Milton : That was the most incredible thing I've ever seen in my life, and I've been to the ice capades.