King of the Hill (season 9)


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King of the Hill (1997-2010) was an American animated sitcom that aired on Fox. The show centers around the Hill family, whose head is the ever-responsible, hard-working, loyal, disciplined, and honest Hank Hill.

A Rover Runs Through It [9.1]

 * Hank Hill: Dang it, I am sick and tired of everyone's asinine ideas about me. I'm not a redneck, and I'm not some Hollywood jerk. I'm something else entirely. I'm... I'm complicated!


 *  Little girl : (as she notices the cattle coming) Look, Mommy! Moo cow!

Death Buys a Timeshare [9.3]
[While staying in a time-share condominium in Mexico, Cotton comments on the quality of the bottled water in the room.]
 * Cotton Hill: They got the water what don't give you the hot poops!


 * Bill Dauterive: (Bill's card has been denied) I've got other cards, do you take Blockbuster?

Yard She Blows [9.4]

 * Hank Hill: Why would anyone do drugs when they can just mow a lawn?

Dale to the Chief [9.5]
[Bobby is mocking Hank when Hank is mistaken as female on his driver's license.]
 * Bobby Hill: Now where did I put my pantyhose?


 * Dale Gribble: I'm all jacked up on America right now! Anyone want to hear me recite the constitution?