Kröd Mändoon and the Flaming Sword of Fire

Kröd Mändoon and the Flaming Sword of Fire airs on Comedy Central on Thursdays 10pme/9c. It is a satire on current America from a medieval point of view.

Wench Trouble 1

 * Kröd Mändoon: It will take more than one arrow to kill the greatest general that ever lived. [General Arcadius is shot several more times and speared] That will probably do it, though.

Golden Powers 2

 * Bruce: He passed the prophecy down to me orally [...] and anally.

O Biclops, Where Art Thou? 4

 * Ralph Longshaft: Welcome to the coucil, brother and sister [followed by a long gaze at Aneka]
 * Bruce: I don't think she's going to be giving him much resistance.
 * Zezelryck: Is it me or is that a lot of lube for one weekend?


 * Biclops: I made nibbles and mojitos! Fresh mint!

Succubi: The Dawn's Early Light 5

 * Zezelryck: You're referring to my war cry. [after screaming and ducking at the sight of a bird]

Thrilla in the Villa 6

 * Dongalor: As we speak, hundreds of resistance fighters are gathered in the Hessemeel Commons, expecting amnesty and a mule! HA! Fools! Everyone knows there's no such thing as a free mule!


 * Grimshank: Arcadius said you were 'The Golden One'. I die unconvinced.

Cast

 * Sean Maguire - Kröd Mändoon
 * Marques Ray - Bruce
 * Kevin Hart - Zezelryck
 * India de Beaufort - Aneka
 * Steve Speirs - Loquasto
 * Matt Lucas - Chancellor Donold David Dongalor