Land of the Lost (film)

Land of the Lost is a 2009 science fiction/comedy film directed by Brad Silberling and starring Will Ferrell and Anna Friel, based on the 1974 TV series of the same name.

Dr. Rick Marshall

 * Captain Kirk's nipples!
 * How dare you?! How dare you?!
 * Because if you don't make it, it's your own damn vault. That's a bitch-slap of truth right there.

Holly Cantrell

 * Hot coffee!

Will Stanton

 * Come on, Chaka. Let's work on our mission statement.
 * It's the perfect woman. Big old set of boobies, no head and a handle.

Dialogue

 * Will: Hey Marshall! You ever get tired of being wrong?!
 * Marshall: I do! I really do! Bone tired!




 * Marshall: What a piece of crap! The machine, I mean. Not "A Chorus Line". I love showtunes. They really tell the story of the human condition.
 * Holly: That's a bit gay.
 * Marshall: It is great.


 * Will: Did you not just see that we drew the attention of a highly intelligent psycho dinosaur?
 * Marshall: Look, I think the PhD after my name means I know a thing or two something about dinosaurs. Dinosaurs are creatures of brute instinct. Like I've said before, it's got the brain the size of a walnut...'kay? You got me? A walnut. (interrupted by loud thump)
 * (walking outside and finds a large thing wrapped in leaves) 
 * Marshall: Sweet Gregor Mendel.
 * Holly: Whoa, what is it?
 * Marshall: It's a walnut!"
 * (Tyrannosaurus rex peers at them across the land from a cave and appears to grin smugly before sinking back into the shadows)
 * Will: Well, obviously, this is between you and him.