Last words in Rick and Morty

These are last words in the animated television show Rick and Morty.

Season 1

 * Now I'm gonna cut you, 'cause my family's rich!
 * Who: Frank Palicky
 * Source: "Pilot"
 * Note: Character falls over and shatters after being frozen by Rick.


 * Aw hell no, dawg! You know me, I'm just trying&mdash;
 * Who: Alien
 * Source: "Pilot"
 * Note: Character splatters upon being landed on by Rick and Morty.


 * My name is AlexanDAAAUUUGGGHHH&mdash;
 * Who: Alexander
 * Source: "Anatomy Park"
 * Note: Character dies while being coughed out by Reuben.


 * Get off! Gaaaggghhh!
 * Who: Poncho
 * Source: "Anatomy Park"
 * Note: Character is bitten by a Bubonic Plague creature and falls to his death.


 * It's okay! It's okay! Just go! Tell my family I love them! They may be hard to find 'cause my wife kept her last name and she made the kids take it too so I dunno you can Goo&mdash;
 * Who: Roger
 * Source: "Anatomy Park"
 * Note: Character is killed by a wall of fecal matter when Sphincter Dam blows.


 * Oh wait, there is an autopilot! Wait! It's okay, never mind! I wanted to sacrifice myself anywaaaaay!
 * Who: Dr. Xenon Bloom
 * Source: "Anatomy Park"
 * Note: Character says this as he is consumes by E. Coli creatures.


 * All right, everybody! Two parts plutonic quartz... one part cesium... A-And listen, I'm sorry for yelling earlier, I-I-I couldn't ask for a better staff. I love you guys and I love all your families. And the final ingredient...
 * Who: Prince Nebulon
 * Source: "M. Night Shaym-Aliens!"
 * Note: Character says this before being tricked into blowing up his own spaceship.


 * Morty, please. I love you, sweetheart.
 * Who: Evil Beth Clone
 * Source: "Meeseeks and Destroy"
 * Note: Character says this before being killed by Rick and Morty.


 * All done!
 * He's got it! That's a lower handicap stroke!
 * Ooh! Nice!
 * Who: Various Meeseeks
 * Source: "Meeseeks and Destroy"
 * Note: Characters are creatures that poof out of existence after performing specific tasks.


 * I smell the blood of&mdash;
 * Who: Dale
 * Source: "Meeseeks and Destroy"
 * Note: Character, a giant, falls and hits his head on the edge of a table.


 * Take me to Morty! You're not Morty! [Jerry: No, I'm Mr. Crowbar. And this is my friend, who is also a crowbar!] That's... stupid.
 * Who: Davin
 * Source: "Rick Potion #9"
 * Note: Character says this after mutating into a mantis-like monster. Jerry then beats him to death with the crowbar.


 * Sure thing, Rick. Here's a screwdriver.
 * Who: Alternate Timeline Morty
 * Source: "Rick Potion #9"
 * Note: Character says this before being killed in an explosion in Alternate Timeline Rick's garage.


 * All right, Morty, thank you very much. We got one screw turn, and two screw turns, and&mdash;
 * Who: Alternate Timeline Rick
 * Source: "Rick Potion #9"
 * Note: Character says this before being killed in an explosion, along with Alternate Timeline Morty.


 * Oh, th-there's no need to do that, Beth. Regular pancakes are fine.
 * Who: Target Dimension Rick
 * Source: "Close Rick-counters of the Rick Kind"
 * Note: Character says this before being shot through the head by Evil Rick.


 * Do your worst, you little bastards! Kill me! Do it! Do iiiiiaaaauuugghh!
 * Who: Evil Rick
 * Source: "Close Rick-counters of the Rick Kind"
 * Note: Character says this as he is attacked by a mob of Mortys.


 * Cape Fear! Cape Fear! I-I'm doing – I'm – I'm going to do, like, from Cape Fear&mdash;
 * Who: Lucy
 * Source: "Ricksy Business"
 * Note: Character says this before being run over by the Smith family's station wagon.

Season 2

 * I guess that makes two of us.
 * Who: Cromflomite
 * Source: "Mortynight Run"
 * Note: Character says this before being split vertically in half by one of Rick's portals.


 * My life is a fucking joke!
 * Who: Gear Policeman
 * Source: "Mortynight Run"
 * Note: Character says this before being compelled to commit suicide by Fart.


 * Morty, why? Why?
 * Who: Fart
 * Source: "Mortynight Run"
 * Note: Character says this before being shot and vaporized by Morty, in order to stop him from enlisting more of his kind to destroy all carbon-based life.


 * Hey, someone's been spending too much time around glowing rocks, am I right?
 * Who: Uncle Steve
 * Source: "Total Rickall"
 * Note: Character, an alien parasite, says this before being shot by Rick.


 * I hear ya, Morty! Back in Brooklyn, we got a sayin': "We're walkin' here!"
 * Who: Cousin Nicky
 * Source: "Total Rickall"
 * Note: Character, an alien parasite, says this before being shot by Rick.


 * Oh wow, Baby Wizard was a parasite? He set me up with my wife!
 * Who: Duck With Muscles
 * Source: "Total Rickall"
 * Note: Character, an alien parasite, says this before being shot by Morty.


 * The jig is up! Get me–get me out here! Get me out here!
 * Who: Mrs. Refrigerator
 * Source: "Total Rickall"
 * Note: Character, an alien parasite, says this before being shot by Rick.


 * Beth! Beth! Please!
 * Who: Humanoid Bear
 * Source: "Total Rickall"
 * Note: Character, an alien parasite, says this before being shot by Beth.


 * R-Rick! I'm Pencilvester! Listen to that name! You can't kill me!
 * Who: Pencilvester
 * Source: "Total Rickall"
 * Note: Character, an alien parasite, says this before being shot by Morty.


 * Summer, I've always loved you!
 * Who: Tinkles
 * Source: "Total Rickall"
 * Note: Character, an alien parasite, says this before being shot by Summer.


 * Ah, Master Rick! Remember when you weren't going to shoot me&mdash;
 * Who: Mr. Beauregard
 * Source: "Total Rickall"
 * Note: Character, an alien parasite, says this before being shot by Rick.


 * Oh, I-I get it. It's a play on "the butler did it."
 * Who: Ghost in a Jar
 * Source: "Total Rickall"
 * Note: Character, an alien parasite, says this before being shot by Rick.


 * Don't worry. I have a plan. If we can get to my boat, there's a&mdash;
 * Who: Sleepy Gary
 * Source: "Total Rickall"
 * Note: Character, an alien parasite, says this before being shot by Beth.


 * Hold it, hold it, stop! Music isn't about competition or captivity! If you love music, you love freedom! Let these worlds be free! Please!
 * Who: Greebybobe band leader
 * Source: "Get Schwifty"
 * Note: Character prompts the Cromulons to vaporize his planet with a laser.


 * Diiiiie!
 * Who: General Nathan
 * Source: "Get Schwifty"
 * Note: Character says this before being vaporized by Rick.


 * I love you, son. I should have never turned you to ice.
 * Who: Magma-Q
 * Source: "Get Schwifty"
 * Note: Character addresses his son, Ice-T, after being hit by falling debris.


 * Hey, excuse me, hello? What, you think you're better than me? Nobody's better than me! Hey! Hey!
 * Who: Man
 * Source: "The Ricks Must Be Crazy"
 * Note: Character says this before being cut into cubes by the laser on Rick's spaceship.


 * Daddy, leave the girl alone. Leave the girl alone.
 * Who: Hunter's Clone
 * Source: "The Ricks Must Be Crazy"
 * Note: Character, a clone of a SWAT officer's dead son, says this before dissolving in said officer's hands.


 * So he made a universe, and that guy is from my universe, and that guy made a universe, and that's the universe where I was born? Where my father died. Where I couldn't make time for his funeral, because I was working on my universe...
 * Who: Kyle
 * Source: "The Ricks Must Be Crazy"
 * Note: Character commits suicide shortly after realizing the truth about his universe.


 * Hello, I'm Dr. Glip-Glop.
 * Who: Dr. Glip-Glop.
 * Source: "Interdimensional Cable 2: Tempting Fate"
 * Note: Character says this right before being vomited on and given a zombie-like disease by Jerry and then vaporized by Rick using his laser gun.


 * Leave you alone? During a Purge? I don't think so, baby!
 * Who: Purge Planet Resident
 * Source: "Look Who's Purging Now"
 * Note: Character says this before being crushed by Rick and Morty's spaceship.


 * I'm taking down this beacon.
 * Who: Lighthouse Chief
 * Source: "Look Who's Purging Now"
 * Note: Character says this before being pushed down lighthouse stairs by Morty.


 * What is the meaning of this?
 * Who: Purge Planet Ruler
 * Source: "Look Who's Purging Now"
 * Note: Character says this before being decapitated by Arthricia.


 * Tammy, what are you doing? Tammy?
 * Who: Bird-Person
 * Source: "The Wedding Squanchers"
 * Note: Character says this before being shot by his bride Tammy, who turns out to be a sleeper agent for the Galactic Federation.

Season 3

 * Oh, my goodness. Oh, my good&mdash;
 * Who: Conroy
 * Source: "The Rickshank Rickdemption"
 * Note: Character, a robot, says this before being destroyed by C-137 Jerry and C-137 Summer.


 * Hi, Rick. Bye, Rick.
 * Who: Rick D-99
 * Source: "The Rickshank Rickdemption"
 * Note: Character was part of a task force named "Seal Team Ricks" that infiltrated the laboratory in which Rick was being held in. Immediately after killing everyone in the room, including Rick's unconscious body, he was possessed by Rick's mind. Last spoken words before being possessed by Rick; dies in a later scene during a spaceship crash.


 * D-99, y-you okay?
 * Who: SEAL Team Ricks Leader
 * Source: "The Rickshank Rickdemption"
 * Note: Character says this before being shot by Rick, who is possessing Rick D-99.


 * W-w-w-wait! The Council of Ricks sent us! We have your Morty and Summer! They're prisoners on the Citadel!
 * Who: SEAL Team Ricks Member
 * Source: "The Rickshank Rickdemption"
 * Note: Character was the last surviving member of "Seal Team Ricks" and was being interrogated by Rick. After saying the above quote, he is thanked by Rick-possessed Rick D-99 before being shot through the head.


 * Wh-Wh-What the hell is that?
 * Who: Zeta Alpha Rick
 * Source: "The Rickshank Rickdemption"
 * Note: Character was a member of the Council of Ricks, who were taking Morty and Summer prisoner. They are confronted by Rick, who proceeds to murder the entire Council.


 * Hold on! Hold oooo-aaaaggghhhh!
 * Who: Ricktiminus Sancheziminius
 * Source: "The Rickshank Rickdemption"
 * Note: Character, a member of the Council of Ricks, says this before being electrocuted by Rick.


 * That was amazing, Morty! Oh my God! Wow, okay, let's wrap this u&mdash;
 * Who: Riq IV
 * Source: "The Rickshank Rickdemption"
 * Note: Character, a member of the Council of Ricks, says this before being shot through the head by Rick.


 * Gentlemen, gentlemen, gentlemen! There's a solution here that you're not seeing.
 * Who: Galactic Federation President
 * Source: "The Rickshank Rickdemption"
 * Note: Character was the President of the Galactic Federation. He is confronted by his aides who tell him that due to the situation involving the Citadel of Ricks, and the Federation, the official currency of the Federation was now worthless. As the aides panic, the President says the above, before shooting himself in the head.


 * Kill me...please.
 * Who: Colossus
 * Source: "Rickmancing the Stone"
 * Note: Character, mortally wounded, says this before being shot by Summer.


 * Yes, and the police are on their way. What do we tell them?
 * Who: Henchman
 * Source: "Pickle Rick"
 * Note: Character says this before being shot in the head by the Agency Director.


 * Farewell, Solenya.
 * Who: Agency Director
 * Source: "Pickle Rick"
 * Note: Character was the director of a prison compound that held Jaguar prisoner. He chases a departing helicopter in order to escape, only to realize that the helicopter was manned by Jaguar and Pickle Rick, and that the entire compound was rigged to blow. Resigned to his fate, says this before dying in the subsequent blast.


 * And now, for the E-splat!
 * Who: Concerto
 * Source: "Pickle Rick"
 * Note: Character says this before his throat is cut by Jaguar.


 * Okay, okay. Th-this is triggering me. I need space. I-I need space...FROM THIS!
 * Who: Maximus Renegade Starsoldier
 * Source: "Vindicators 3: The Return of Worldender"
 * Note: Character was the member of a superhero team named the Vindicators. As they are trapped in a Saw-esque riddle game built by a drunk Rick, he attempts to escape through a hole in the roof, which turned out to be laden with a trap set by Rick. The trap then saws Maximus in half.


 * There's no other possible answer. My mechanical and reptilian logic is certain of it.
 * Who: Crocubot
 * Source: "Vindicators 3: The Return of Worldender"
 * Note: Character says this before being crushed by one of Rick's traps.


 * All aboard, motherfucker!
 * Who: Alan Rails
 * Source: "Vindicators 3: The Return of Worldender"
 * Note: Character says this before his body is invaded and exploded by Million Ants.


 * Who knows? But we can make it simple again.
 * Who: Million Ants
 * Source: "Vindicators 3: The Return of Worldender"
 * Note: Character says this before Supernova removes and kills his queen ant, effectively killing him.


 * We had a deal, Jerry Smith.
 * Who: Risotto's Assassin
 * Source: "The Whirly Dirly Conspiracy"
 * Note: Character says this before dying of his injuries.


 * Oof.
 * Who: Gibble Snake
 * Source: "The Whirly Dirly Conspiracy"
 * Note: Character's only line before being cut open by Rick, implying that it was aware of his insults towards Jerry.


 * Our bodies aren't changed, yet our minds have lived a thousand lifetimes. Is that enough time for me to forgive you?
 * Who: Risotto Groupon
 * Source: "The Whirly Dirly Conspiracy"
 * Note: Character says this before being shot through the head by Rick.


 * Let's just relax and enjoy our retirement, shall–
 * Who: Morphizer Customer Service Worker
 * Source: "The Whirly Dirly Conspiracy"
 * Note: Character says this before being carried off by a hawk.


 * Shit, grandson, you keep me peelin' squap-squams and slippin' nib-nibs, I'll lick whatever ain't nailed down!
 * Who: Bootleg Portal Chemist Rick
 * Source: "The Ricklantis Mixup"
 * Note: Character tries to escape from being arrested by Cop Rick and Cop Morty with a bootleg Portal Gun, but is disintegrated as soon as he touches the faulty portal it creates.


 * What the hell, man?! What the hellin' hell?!
 * Who: Mortytown Loco
 * Source: "The Ricklantis Mixup"
 * Note: Character says this while he and his fellow Mortytown Locos are arrested by Cop Rick and Cop Morty. Cop Morty disintegrates them and their hideout soon afterwards.


 * A-Are you... my new... R-Rick?
 * Who: Psychopath Morty
 * Source: "The Ricklantis Mixup"
 * Note: Character says this upon being discovered by Cop Morty, pretending to be scared and confused and convincing Cop Rick to let his guard down and try to carry him to safety. He then attacks Cop Rick with a knife, and Cop Rick shoots him in self-defense.


 * [Cop Morty: Not so big now, are ya?] I never was! It was figurative!
 * Who: Big Morty
 * Source: "The Ricklantis Mixup"
 * Note: Character was a drug dealer who attempted to bribe Cop Rick and Cop Morty. This escalates, and a shootout occurs. Big Morty is eventually the last one standing. Says this moments before being shot in the head by Cop Morty.


 * Oh, Grandpa Rick! I don't wanna be on the Citadel anymore! I want to be a regular kid! I want to go to school and throw balls around and masturbate!
 * Who: Cop Morty
 * Source: "The Ricklantis Mixup"
 * Note: Character says this before being shot in the head by Cop Rick for killing Big Morty.


 * Wh-where am I?
 * Who: Simple Rick
 * Source: "The Ricklantis Mixup"
 * Note: Character was a Rick whose happy memories were being used to create Simple Rick Wafers, a type of candy wafer. He was awoken by Rick J-22, who pushes him into a portal leading to the Blender Dimension.


 * I wish anything about this life would change. [Glasses Morty: Well, I hope you're putting something pretty goddamn important in there.] Me too. But I doubt it.
 * Who: Slick Morty
 * Source: "The Ricklantis Mixup"
 * Note: Character says this before jumping into the wishing portal, which turns out to be a waste disposal machine.


 * He's alive?! No, no, no! You gotta listen to me! I-I worked for him! I was his campaign manager! That Morty is not what he seems. [Bodyguard Rick: Yeah, well, no Morty seems like a president.] He... won?
 * Who: Campaign Manager Morty
 * Source: "The Ricklantis Mixup"
 * Note: Character was the campaign manager for Candidate Morty, now President Morty. As he is thrown into an airlock, he attempts to warn a pair of Bodyguard Ricks that President Morty is not who he seems. The Bodyguards ignore him before they blow him out of the airlock.


 * Sorry I'm late, Mr. President. Had a little crisis at work.
 * Who: Rick D. Sanchez the Third
 * Source: "The Ricklantis Mixup"
 * Note: Character says this before being massacred by Evil Morty, along with most of the rest of the Shadow Council of Ricks.


 * We were saying, "President Morty," that we don't care who sits in that seat. A Rick, a Morty, a goddamn Jerry, doesn't matter. We've been running the Citadel since before the Council, and you'll find that we're still running it now.
 * Who: Garment District Rick
 * Source: "The Ricklantis Mixup"
 * Note: Character says this before being massacred by Evil Morty, along with most of the rest of the Shadow Council of Ricks.


 * This is Garmos! I have intercepted sexual communications between you and my new girlfriend Keara! I am coming to kill you NOW!
 * Who: Garmos
 * Source: "The ABCs of Beth"
 * Note: Character says this in an answering machine message to Jerry. The next message, from Rick, reveals that he has killed Garmos before he could get to Jerry.

Season 4

 * Obviously, the most likely imposter is the wet naked clone.
 * Who: Fascist Rick
 * Source: "Edge of Tomorty: Rick Die Rickpeat"
 * Note: Character is shot dead by Fascist Morty, who considered him inferior and "too political".


 * I like Mr. Meeseeks.
 * Who: Fascist Morty
 * Source: "Edge of Tomorty: Rick Die Rickpeat"
 * Note: Character is asphyxiated in space after shooting through the glass of Rick's spaceship, in a struggle with a Mr. Meeseeks that Rick activated and ordered to kill him.


 * Oh, hey, this fucking ferrofluid's wrapping around my legs. Fuck... I can feel! I have mass! I'M A FUCKING GOD NOW! YOU'RE FUCKED! [Morty: What the fuck?! I-I thought you were proud to be a hologram!] THAT'S 'CAUSE I HAD TO FUCKING BE ONE! ... SHIT!
 * Who: Hologram Rick
 * Source: "Edge of Tomorty: Rick Die Rickpeat"
 * Note: After becoming a huge physical being and turning against Rick, the character is stung in the eyeball by Wasp Rick, laying eggs which immediately gestate into larvae and then wasps, eating and bursting out of his head.


 * Ice spell, ice spell! AAAAAH, OH, THAT JUST MADE IT LAST LONGER! AAAH, IT BURNS LONGER, OHH, I COULD'VE DIED FAST!
 * Who: Wizard
 * Source "Claw and Hoarder: Special Ricktim's Morty"
 * Note: Character is burned to death by a dragon. He freezes himself to try to protect himself, but it just prolongs his death as the ice is thawed first.