Last words in Tales From the Crypt media

Following are last words from Tales From the Crypt media.

Season 1

 * No! It's not right! No! Nooo! It ain't right&mdash;
 * Who: Charley Ledbetter
 * Source: "The Man Who Was Death" [Episode 1x1]
 * Note: Character, a death row inmate, says this right before he is killed in an electric chair.


 * Shut up, Cynthia! Shut up, Cynthia! No, no, wait wait wait wait wait&mdash;
 * Who: Theodore Carne
 * Source: "The Man Who Was Death" [Episode 1x1]
 * Note: Character, a man acquitted of murder, says this before being eletrocuted in a hot tub by the protagonist, Niles Talbot.


 * What? No!
 * Who: Cynthia Baldwin
 * Source: "The Man Who Was Death" [Episode 1x1]
 * Note: Says this before being electrocuted along with her lover, Theodore Carne.


 * It's my job. That's why I did it, 'cause it's my job. If a man ain't good at his job, then what the hell is he good for? What's anything good for?
 * Who: Niles Talbot
 * Source: "The Man Who Was Death" [Episode 1x1]
 * Note: Says this before he is put to death in the very electric chair he used to run.


 * What are you, deaf? I said let me have it!
 * Who: Husband
 * Source: "And All Through the House" [Episode 1x2]
 * Note: Says this before being killed with a fireplace poker by his wife.


 * Wait, slow down! Wait! Wait!
 * Who: Dr. Emil Manfred
 * Source: "Dig That Cat...He's Real Gone" [Episode 1x3]
 * Note: Says this as Ulric forces his car off the road, killing him.


 * No! No! No!
 * Oh yeah, I'm ready.
 * Coralee, pull the&mdash;pull the lever.
 * I'm ready to die.
 * Come on, asshole! Where'd you get that hat?
 * Coralee, baby? [Coralee: Yeah?] What do you say we take a vacation? Go to Vegas, catch Wayne Newton's act, hop over to the Bahamas, and then we'll skip over to Paris? Hey, did I tell you? Polanski wants to film my life story. All of 'em.
 * Somebody! I don't have nine lives! Somebody! LET ME OUT!
 * Who: Ulric
 * Source: "Dig That Cat...He's Real Gone" [Episode 1x3]
 * Note: Each line is spoken before Ulric, a carnival performer, is killed and resurrected; final line spoken when he realizes he has used up the last of the ninth cat's life he was surgically instilled with.


 * Who are you?
 * Who: Ronnie Price
 * Source: "Only Sin Deep" [Episode 1x4]
 * Note: Says this as he is being shot by his unrecognizably aged girlfriend, Sylvia Vane.


 * Nooooo!
 * Who: Charles
 * Source: "Lover Come Hack to Me" [Episode 1x5]
 * Note: Says this before hacked to death by his wife, Peggy.


 * Anita, no! Anita, no!
 * Who: Jonas
 * Source: "Collection Completed" [Episode 1x6]
 * Note: Says this before being struck with a hammer by his wife, Anita.

Season 2

 * Cha&mdash;
 * Who: Cathy Marno
 * Source: "Dead Right" [Episode 2x1]
 * Note: Says this as she is being stabbed to death by her husband, Charlie Marno.


 * I LOVE YOU! I'LL ALWAYS LOVE YOU! FOREVER AND EVER!
 * Who: Margaret Richardson
 * Source: "'Til Death" [Episode 2x4]
 * Note: Says this before apparently succumbing to a fatal love potion.


 * No, it's the law. One can't be too careful in this climate.
 * Who: Freddy
 * Source: "'Til Death" [Episode 2x4]
 * Note: Character, a doctor, says he had Margaret Richardson's body embalmed, right before her reanimated corpse sneaks up behind him and decapitates him.


 * Noooo!
 * Who: Logan Andrews
 * Source: "'Til Death" [Episode 2x4]
 * Note: Says this before consuming rat poison to escape his undead mistress; is later brought back to life by a voodoo priestess in order to keep him trapped in life.


 * You're crazy! You're out of your fucking mind!
 * Who: Alan
 * Source: "Three's a Crowd" [Episode 2x5]
 * Note: Says this before being shot with an arrow by an insanely jealous husband, Richard.


 * Where's Alan?
 * Who: Della
 * Source: "Three's a Crowd" [Episode 2x5]
 * Note: Says this shortly before being strangled by her jealous husband, Richard.


 * Help me, Gloria!
 * Who: Sebastian Fielding
 * Source: "The Sacrifice" [Episode 2x7]
 * Note: Says this as he is dropped from a high-rise apartment patio to his death.


 * Plenty...forty-eight...hate this...set you free...
 * Who: James Reed
 * Source: "The Sacrifice" [Episode 2x7]
 * Note: Says this before dying from an intentional drug overdose.


 * Come on! Let's go, goddammit! Let's hurry it up! Pull the switch! Shoot me the juice! FRY ME!
 * Who: Marty Slash
 * Source: "For Cryin' Out Loud" [Episode 2x8]
 * Note: Says this before being executed in an electric chair, eager to escape his conscience.


 * No. Who?
 * Who: Ms. Kilbasser
 * Source: "For Cryin' Out Loud" [Episode 2x8]
 * Note: Says this before being bludgeoned to death by Marty Slash, using a guitar given to him by Pete Townsend.


 * You fool. You stupid old fool.
 * Who: Louisa Yates
 * Source: "The Four-Sided Triangle" [Episode 2x9]
 * Note: Says this before being stabbed through the back with a pitchfork by Mary Jo.


 * Billy, get 'im off me! Get 'im off me! Get 'im off me!
 * Who: Mr. Ingles
 * Source: "The Ventriloquist's Dummy" [Episode 2x10]
 * Note: Says this as his malformed twin, Morty&mdash;who had been posing as his ventriloquist's dummy&mdash;chews out his throat.


 * Hi, uncle. What are you doing with my ball?
 * Who: Bobby Thornberry
 * Source: "Fitting Punishment" [Episode 2x12]
 * Note: Says this before his greedy and abusive uncle, Ezra Thornberry, kills him after knocking him down a flight of stairs with a basketball.


 * Somebody help me! No! No! Nooo!
 * Who: Ezra Thornberry
 * Source: "Fitting Punishment" [Episode 2x12]
 * Note: Says this before he is killed by the vengeful spirit of his murdered nephew, Bobby Thornberry.

Season 3

 * Ohhh shiiiiiit...
 * Who: Edward Foster
 * Source: "Loved to Death" [Episode 3x1]
 * Note: Says this after sipping a poisoned drink, unaware that his intended target, Miranda Singer, obviously switched glasses.


 * Yes, let's.
 * Who: Miranda Singer
 * Source: "Loved to Death" [Episode 3x1]
 * Note: Says this shortly before jumping out of a window off-screen, after unwittingly poisoning Edward Foster.


 * No – fuck you.
 * Who: Policeman
 * Source: "Carrion Death" [Episode 3x2]
 * Note: Says after being shot by an escaped serial killer, Earl Raymond Digs.


 * I'm Lou Paloma. Blow me.
 * Who: Luigi "Lou" Paloma
 * Source: "The Trap" [3x3]
 * Note: Character's last words before being executed for his own murder.

Season 4

 * You know, I think I forgot to ask. [Helen: You...] Isn't that silly of me?
 * Who: Joyce
 * Source: "Beauty Rest" [Episode 4x5]
 * Note: Says this before dying from a spiked drink given by her roommate, Helen.


 * Yeah. So what kind of girl are you?
 * Who: Druscilla
 * Source: "Beauty Rest" [Episode 4x5]
 * Note: Says this before being strangled in her dressing room by Helen.


 * You're crazy! I'm calling the cops, you hear? The cops! The cops!
 * Who: Mr. Chumley
 * Source: "What's Cookin'" [Episode 4x6]
 * Note: Said to one of his renters, Fred, before he is murdered off-screen by Gaston.


 * Ellen!
 * Who: Jonathan Renfield
 * Source: "Strung Along" [Episode 4x12]
 * Note: Says this shortly before dying of a heart attack


 * Come on, we don't have that much time.
 * Who: David
 * Source: "Strung Along" [Episode 4x12]
 * Note: Says this shortly before his throat is slit by one of Joseph Renfield's marionettes.


 * This isn't funny.
 * Who: Ellen Renfield
 * Source: "Strung Along" [Episode 4x12]
 * Note: Says this shortly before being stabbed by one of Joseph Renfield's marionettes.

Season 5

 * You lied to me, all of you!
 * Who: Judd Campbell
 * Source: "Death of Some Salesmen" [Episode 5x1]
 * Note: Says this just before being killed by a family he has tried to swindle.

Season 6

 * Help me...
 * Who: Todd
 * Source: "The Assassin" [Episode 6x8]
 * Note: Says this as his necktie gets caught in a treadmill, strangling him.


 * Son of a bitch!
 * Who: William
 * Source: "The Assassin" [Episode 6x8]
 * Note: Says this before Janet McKay stabs him through the eye with a siletto heel.


 * Ronald?
 * Who: Simone "Gwen" Bardou
 * Source: "The Assassin" [Episode 6x8]
 * Note: Says this before being shot by Janet McKay, who is revealed to be a disguised CIA assassin.


 * Willa&mdash;
 * Who: Luden Sandelton
 * Source: "99 & 44/100 Pure Horror" [Episode 6x14]
 * Note: Says this before being bludgeoned to death by his wife, Willa Sandleton.


 * You always wanted to shower with me, Lu. Here's your chance.
 * Who: Willa Sandelton
 * Source: "99 & 44/100 Pure Horror" [Episode 6x14]
 * Note: Says this as she takes a shower with a bar of soap manufactured from Luden Sandelton's body; the hydroflouric acid from Luden's body causes Willa's to dissolve.


 * Naw, that's an old trick I picked up at Benny's shooting gallery on Coney Island. And if you don't quit stalling, I'll show you some other tricks I learned in Brooklyn.
 * Who: Lou Spinelli
 * Source: "You, Murderer" [Episode 6x15]
 * Note: Says this before being bludgeoned with a statue by his cheating wife, Betty Spinelli.


 * Lou...
 * Who: Erika
 * Source: "You, Murderer" [Episode 6x15]
 * Note: Says this before being shot by Betty Spinelli, while making a 911 call to report Lou Spinelli's murder.


 * Oh, my God!
 * Who: Dr. Oscar Charles
 * Source: "You, Murderer" [Episode 6x15]
 * Note: Says this before being crushed by Lou's car along with Betty Spinelli.


 * Run! Ruuun!
 * Who: Betty Spinelli
 * Source: "You, Murderer" [Episode 6x15]
 * Note: Says this before being crushed by Lou's car along with Dr. Oscar Charles.

Season 7

 * You bitch.
 * Who: Armed Robber #1
 * Source: "Cold War" [Episode 7x6]
 * Note: Says this before being shot to death by Cammy.


 * Right&mdash; Aw, shit.
 * Who: Cutter
 * Source: "Cold War" [Episode 7x6]
 * Note: Says this as he tries to light a cigarette, after being shot by a convenience store robber.


 * Come here!
 * Who: Barry
 * Source: "Smoke Wrings" [Episode 7x6]
 * Note: Says this shortly before he jumps out of a window to his death.


 * Reverend?
 * Who: Lucy
 * Source: "About Face" [Episode 7x10]
 * Note: Says this before she has her throat slit by Reverend Jonathan's illegitimate daughter, Leah.


 * What are you doing?
 * Who: Sarah
 * Source: "About Face" [Episode 7x10]
 * Note: Says this as she is being strangled by her husband, Reverend Jonathan, after finding Lucy's body.


 * God is my protector! He is the Wo&mdash;
 * Who: Leah
 * Source: "About Face" [Episode 7x10]
 * Note: Says this before she is bludgeoned and stabbed with a crucifix by Reverend Jonathan.


 * Father...what have you done?
 * Who: Abigail
 * Source: "About Face" [Episode 7x10]
 * Note: Says this to Reverend Jonathan before she dies, revealing herself to be a twin on the back of Leah's head.


 * Well, then let her in stupid, so the fun can begin!
 * Who: Drinky Pig
 * Source: "The Third Pig" [Episode 7x13]
 * Note: Says this shortly before being mutilated and eaten by Mr. Wolf, who is posing as a female pig.


 * Come right on in, miss!
 * Who: Smokey Pig
 * Source: "The Third Pig" [Episode 7x13]
 * Note: Says this shortly before being mutilated and eaten by Mr. Wolf, who is posing as a female pig.


 * Little pig, little pig, quit stabbing my head! You can't kill what's already dead!
 * Who: Zombie Pig
 * Source: "The Third Pig" [Episode 7x13]
 * Note: Says this before being electrocuted by its creator, Dudley Pig.


 * Must destroy!
 * Who: Dudley Pig
 * Source: "The Third Pig" [Episode 7x13]
 * Note: Says this before being eaten by Mr. Wolf, which bursts from the corpse of Zombie Pig.