Legally Blonde 2: Red, White and Blonde

Legally Blonde 2: Red, White and Blonde is a 2003 film about a lawyer who goes to Washington, D.C. to try to get a ban on animal testing.
 * Directed by Charles Herman-Wurmfeld. Based on the novel by Amanda Brown.  Written by Kate Kondell.

Bigger. Bolder. Blonder

Elle Woods

 * This is just like CSpan, except I'm not bored.
 * Oooooh! Nice briefcase!
 * I didn't know I could be this happy without incurring credit card debt!
 * Paulette, I taught Bruiser to shop online, I think I can handle congress.
 * I have always respected redheads as members of a hair color minority.
 * So speak up, America. Speak up for the home of the brave. Speak up for the land of the free gift with purchase. Speak up, America! Speak up!

Paulette

 * Who's ready to discharge?! Or petition a bill...or whatever!
 * Oh My God! You look like the Fourth of July! It makes me want a hot dog real bad!
 * Or something really classy-like white leather! I'll call the guy who did my car seats!
 * Her Beagle's name is Dolly Madison, which was my grandma's stripper name!
 * Take this sentence. The dragon enters blank. If any adverb fits into that sentence, it makes sense.

Representative Rudd

 * Don't worry Bob I'll get her. And her little dog too.
 * Snaps for Congresswoman Hauser!

Other

 * V.E.R.S.A.C.E. tagline on website: We test makeup on animals, so you don't have to.
 * Lady at Versace: You've got the wrong Versace.
 * Dog Spa receptionist: Your dogs are gay!
 * Timothy McGinn: Write a bill, Britney.
 * Emmett: Elle I don't care where I marry just as long as I do. I do... I do... feels good.

Dialogue

 * Emmett: You know what I thought when I first met you?
 * Elle: God, that woman wears a lot of pink?


 * Emmett: You fall asleep during the West Wing.
 * Elle: Yea, but have you seen what they're wearing?


 * Elle: Hello, Tom Brady's football team! I don't think I've been this excited since Gucci became a publicly-traded company.
 * Timothy McGinn: Oh my God, it's capitol Barbie.
 * Reena: She's so... shiny.


 * Elle: Ughhh. All day long I felt like white open-toed shoes after Labor Day.
 * Sid: I hate that feeling, whatever that means.


 * Congresswoman: [looking over her new hairdo] You have the full support of the Sunshine State!
 * Paulette: Thank you Ohio!


 * Paulette: Ooh... the bend and snap! I did that last night naked.
 * Serena: You didn't.
 * Paulette: I busted a window.


 * Elle (In a speech): Speak up, America!
 * Reena (watching Elle on TV): It's time for me to speak up! I think Timothy is smokin'! (jumps on Timothy and knocks him to the ground, kissing him)

Taglines

 * Bigger. Bolder. Blonder
 * This summer. . . justice is blonde.
 * Join the party!

Cast

 * Reese Witherspoon - Elle Woods
 * Sally Field - Rep. Victoria Rudd
 * Regina King - Grace Rossiter
 * Jennifer Coolidge - Paulette
 * Bruce McGill - Stanford Marks
 * Dana Ivey - Congresswoman Libby Hauser
 * Mary Lynn Rajskub - Reena Giuliani
 * Jessica Cauffiel - Margot
 * Alanna Ubach - Serena McGuire
 * J Barton - Timothy McGinn
 * Stanley Anderson - Michael Blaine
 * Bruce Thomas - UPS Guy
 * Bob Newhart - Sid Post
 * Luke Wilson - Emmett Richmond
 * Ruth Williamson - Madeline Kroft