Legend of the Boneknapper Dragon

Legend of the Boneknapper Dragon is a 2010 animated short film by DreamWorks Animation that is a sequel to the feature film, How to Train Your Dragon.

Dialogue

 * Stoick: Gobber, for the last time, there is no such thing as a...
 * Gobber: Boneknapper?
 * [The crowd groans, "Boneknapper...?"]
 * Tuffnut: Oh ho! [beat] What-napper?
 * Gobber: A disgusting, foul beast, wearing a coat of stolen bones, like a giant, flying skeleton.
 * Fishlegs: Ooh ooh! The dragon manual says that the Boneknapper willl stop at nothing to find the perfect bone to build its coat of armor. It's awesome!


 * Hiccup: [sees Gobber going down to his ship with his sheep, Phil, to find the Boneknapper] I can't let him go by himself. [to his friends] All right, Vikings, grab your shields!
 * Teens: Yes!
 * Snotlout: There's no way I'm getting on a boat to go after a fake dragon.
 * [scene cuts to show Snotlout rowing a boat the next day with everyone else]


 * Gobber: The Boneknapper has no roar at all. That's why he's terrifying. He's a silent killer.
 * Ruffnut: Wait. So if we don't hear anything, we're dead?
 * [Everyone looks around the boat nervously.]
 * Tuffnut: I don't hear anything.
 * [Phil bleats and everyone jumps.]
 * Gobber: Ha ha ha! Good one, Phil!


 * Ruffnut: [as their boat sinks] Ugh. Now we're stuck in the middle of nowhere, and no one even knows where we are.
 * Fishlegs: Um, except the Boneknapper. Legend says its roar can s...
 * Snotlout: [interrupting] Hey, you know what legend also says? Stop talking!


 * Fishlegs: Uh, Gobber? Are you sure this is safe?
 * Gobber: Ah, safety's overrated.


 * [Gobber, in his flashback story, has been pinned by the Boneknapper at the edge of a cliff]
 * Gobber: [voice-over] I did what any brave Viking would have done... [high-pitched] Help! [voice-over] The gods must have heard my prayer... it was Thor! He tossed a mighty thunderbolt... [the bolt hits the ground below the cliff] Oh! You missed!
 * Thor: Wait for it...
 * Gobber: [voiceover] Then, from the center of the earth, blasted forth... the hammerhead yak riding the hammerhead whale!
 * Hammerhead Yak: Deploy the yak.


 * [after Gobber outlines his plan for trapping the Boneknapper]
 * Snotlout: [aside] It's sad when they get old.


 * [as everyone argues, Fishlegs sees the Boneknapper land behind them]
 * Fishlegs: Um, guys? GUYS!
 * Everyone: WHAT?
 * [The Boneknapper hisses.]
 * Hiccup: It's right behind us, isn't it?


 * [Taking cover from the Boneknapper's flames]
 * Snotlout: [rapidly, to himself] Find a happy place, find a happy place...


 * Snotlout: You expect us to believe that a frozen Viking punched you in the face?
 * Gobber: Yeah! Twice!
 * Hiccup: Hey, it could happen.


 * Gobber: All right, you've got me. Make it fast.
 * [the Boneknapper touches Gobber, then his pants fall down, the Viking teens looks away in disgust]
 * Hiccup: That's gonna give me nightmares.
 * Astrid: Well, at least we have a ride home.


 * Tuffnut: [sitting on the tail of the Boneknapper] This tailbone is hurting my tailbone!


 * [last lines]
 * Gobber: I think Stoick will believe me now, eh?

Cast

 * Jay Baruchel as Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III
 * Gerard Butler as Stoick the Vast
 * Craig Ferguson as Gobber the Belch
 * America Ferrera as Astrid Hofferson
 * Jonah Hill as Snotlout Jorgenson
 * Christopher Mintz-Plasse as Fishlegs Ingerman
 * T. J. Miller as Tuffnut Thorston
 * Kristen Wiig as Ruffnut Thorston
 * John DiMaggio as Gobber's Father
 * Kevin Michael Richardson as Thor