Lethal Weapon 3

Lethal Weapon 3 is a 1992 action film starring Mel Gibson, Danny Glover and Joe Pesci. It is the third film in the Lethal Weapon series.

Roger Murtagh

 * I'm too old for this shit.

Martin Riggs

 * We can't shoot a dog. People? Okay, but not dogs.
 * You have the right to remain unconscious. Anything you say ain't gonna be much.

Lorna Cole

 * "Close" is a lingerie shop without a front window.

Jack Travis

 * You know what a future a cop has, Murph? None. You punch a clock for 30 years, retirement, pension... nothin' to do. Drunk at noon, bullet in the brain by evening. Well, not for this kid! The police department's got it all: guns, ammo, drugs, cash... it's a one-stop shopping center. If you've got the balls and the brains, there's not a fucking thing anyone can do about it!
 * (Buries a henchman in cement) Now we've got a relationship we can build on.

Dialogue

 * Murtaugh: Riggs, everyone else is outside. Only me, you and this cat are dumb enough to be in here.
 * Riggs: Nearly a CAT-astrophe, huh?


 * Murtaugh: [sees Riggs about to cut the red wire.] Oh! Oh!
 * Riggs: What? What?
 * Murtaugh: A minute ago, you said blue!
 * Riggs: Did I say blue?
 * Murtaugh: Riggs, you said blue!
 * Riggs: Well, I meant red.
 * Murtaugh: You sure?
 * Riggs: Well, look, Rog, we can do it your way if you like.
 * Murtaugh: My way?! I don't have...!
 * Riggs: [whispers] Quiet! I'm sure, okay?
 * Murtaugh: Aw, shit.
 * Riggs: You ready? [Murtaugh winces] Rog.
 * Murtaugh: What? [opens his eyes]
 * Riggs: Aren't you gonna miss all this good stuff when you retire? Aren't you gonna miss it a little bit? Huh? [chuckles] I'm cutting the wire. [Murtaugh winces again] Snip. [timer counts down faster] See, all done. Rog?
 * Murtaugh: Yeah?
 * Riggs: [sees the timer; alarmed] Grab the cat!
 * Murtaugh: Grab the cat?
 * [he and Riggs run from the building and yell for everyone nearby to evacuate; the building explodes]


 * Riggs: Hiya, Hubie! We're lookin' for a friend of yours named Travis.
 * Hubie: I never heard of him.
 * Riggs: Never? (jabbing Hubie in the eyes) [imitates a buzzer] Wrong answer. Wrong answer. [imitates a buzzer]


 * Tyrone: What the hell! It's Jack Travis!
 * Murtaugh: That's what I wanted, baby.


 * Murtaugh: Do you have to solve everything with your fists?
 * Riggs: Well, I couldn't use my gun, there were people around.


 * Murtaugh: I knew you couldn't stop smoking.
 * Riggs: I'm only smoking to take my mind off my dog biscuit problem.
 * Murtaugh: What dog biscuit problem?
 * Riggs: Well, I've been chasing more cars lately, and uh, y'know, when I try to lick my balls I keep falling off the couch.


 * Internal Affairs Guy:I looked at your record for all the chaos and mayhem you cause.
 * Riggs:No, no, I'm chaos and he's mayhem, we're a double act. [annoyed] What are we, required reading or something?
 * Lorna: As a matter of fact you are; somewhere between Police Gazette and Mad Magazine.


 * Riggs: Nice of you to steal that information.
 * Lorna: Semantics, Riggs.
 * Riggs: Some antics? I'm always up for some antics!


 * [Travis has been fatally shot by Riggs]
 * Travis: Go to hell, Riggs.
 * Riggs: You first.

Cast

 * Mel Gibson as Martin Riggs
 * Danny Glover as Roger Murtaugh
 * Rene Russo as Lorna Cole
 * Stuart Wilson as Jack Travis
 * Joe Pesci as Leo Getz
 * Steve Kahan as Captain Murphy
 * Darlene Love as Trish Murtaugh
 * Ebonie Smith as Carrie Murtaugh
 * Nick Chinlund as Hatchett
 * Alan Scarfe as Herman Walters
 * Mary Ellen Trainor as Dr. Stephanie Woods (Police Psychiatrist)
 * Gregory Millar as Tyrone
 * Andrew Hill Newman as the jaywalker
 * Traci Wolfe as Rianne Murtaugh
 * Damon Hines as Nick Murtaugh
 * Jason Rainwater as Young Cop (credited as Jason Meshover-lorg)

Taglines

 * The magic is back again!