Life of Ryan

Life of Ryan (also known as The Life of Ryan) is an MTV show following the life of pro skateboarder Ryan Sheckler.

Episode 1.1: New Start
Ryan: I'm Ryan Sheckler, I'm a senior from San Clemente, California. There's nothing I like more that playing big brother and kicking it with my close group of friends. But what keeps me away from being a normal teenager is, I'm a professional skateboarder.



Ryan: For starters, you need to go grocery shopping

Gretchen: What else is new with a family of all boys



Kane: Ryan doesn't like Japan

Ryan: Yeahh, Highh Fiive!



Ryan: I'm seriously gone for like 6-7 months this year

Shane:That's Terrible

Ryan: PSYCHO!



Ryan: Girls take four hours to get ready. We skate, sweat, shower, go!



Ryan: Lemme see your face, yeah you're still cute

(Kane is mad at Shane)

Shane: Hug me brother!



Ryan: I'll probably hate Mitch for a little bit. Again.

Cambria: You're gonna hate Mitch now?

Ryan: No. I never hated Mitch



Ryan: I am Ryan Sheckler. I'm a 17 year old professional skateboarder, and I'm just trying to be a normal kid.

Episode 1.2: Let the Party Begin
Gretchen: What are you doing?

Ryan: I found a rat



Kane: You sit right there. Get in the seat, Get, in, the seat.



Ryan: Join the cool people. I was waiting for these taco's all day.



Ryan: True that



Ryan: Are you excited for your party?

Kane: Yeah

Ryan: Do you wanna wait 'til Saturday for me to give you your present, or tonight?

Taylor: Patience Ryan

Ryan: T.B, we have been over this whole patience conversation before

Taylor: We needa teach Kane patience

Kane: I think I'm gonna wait

Taylor: Good choice

Ryan: Do you really wanna wait?

Kane: No. Why would I?

(Ryan and Kane laugh)



Ryan: Woddup Nugg

Taylor: What are you doing?

Ryan: Just tryna shred

(Ryan slides down ramp)

Taylor: Oh My God. How's everything with Tina? I just like talked to Casey, and everything seems a bit, kinda, not..

Ryan: It's No Bueno

Taylor: Like Casey didn't tell me details but tell me like what happened, what are her parents like.

Ryan: What I heard was, her parents don't approve of my lifestyle, which they don't know my lifestyle.

Taylor: I know thats kinda frustrating

Ryan: It's super frustrating, cause like all I wanna do is have fun, and have a chill girl.

Taylor: Huh, well maybe they like automatically think that since your like a professional skateboarder, then like, I dunno, they just need to get to know you

Ryan: Yeah

Taylor: Cause, your okay I guess.

Ryan: Thanks T.B



Shane: And she got his custom made M&M's

Gretchen: Oh did she?

Shane: They say, scooter or live, and then Happy Birthday

Ryan: Are you serious?

Shane: I'm dead serious.



Tony: We could just ditch the girls and go to the beach. You don't even have a girl so it doesn't even matter for you.

Ryan: That's not funny.



Alex: How are you Ryan?

Ryan: (sarcastically) Oh I'm great.



Ryan: You should've brought me a hot blind date, like one of your dancer friends

Tony: Like her mom, your mom would've been sick

Ryan: That's not funny Tony.

Tony: I'm not talking about your mom, I'm talking about Alex's mom

Ryan: Oh

Tony: See, now its funny.

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Ryan: Why does Tony do that, he just bails from the crew

Taylor: Cause hes Tony

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Ryan: It shouldn't be hard for me to find a girl, but it shouldn't be hard for me to find a legite girl, and she needs to be chill, and hot, preferably blonde

Taylor: I was waiting for the blonde part.

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Ryan: Hurry up Tony, I gotta get home. I don't have time to wait for you...TOONNY! NO KISSING!

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Kane: Ace Ventura, at your service

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Ryan: Holler at your boy, what are you doing out here, loner.

Episode 1.3: Dad's Coming To Cleveland
Ryan: When do we leave?

Gretchen: Honey, this is what we're doing, K.

Ryan: K, I just wanna know when we leave.

Gretchen: 4:45am in the morning, on wednesday morning.

Ryan: As in today's Monday!?

Gretchen: As in today's Monday and tomorrows Tuesday, yes.

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Ryan: My dad now, is coming to Cleveland

Tony: Your stoked!

Ryan: Uhh yeah, Pysched?!

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Randy: Alright buddy, love you

Christie: Bye

Ryan: Later guys, love you too

(Ryan Gets in truck)

Christie: Hey Ryan, wait wait!

Ryan: Whats up

Christie: I love you too!

Ryan: I'll see you later.

Christie: Bye.

Episode 1.5: Daddy Issues
Ryan: DAD! I have a chode!