Life with Mikey

Life with Mikey is a 1993 comedy film about a once-popular child actor who now runs a talent agency specializing in child acts who is trying to discover the next star. He gets more than he bargained for when he recruits a child pickpocket.
 * Directed by James Lapine. Written by Marc Lawrence.

'''He's a talent agent. She's a thief. Looks like they've already got something in common.'''

Michael "Mikey" Chapman

 * Any chance for getting time off for good behavior?
 * But that's what show business is all about. Acting like an idiot. It's not you, you're just doing your job. You know what I mean. Look at it this way, most people feel like idiots most of the time. But they don't get paid for it.

Angie Vega

 * Sunburst Cookies just light up my day!

Barry Corman

 * [after vomiting in a hat] Never again. From now on, it's only Kosher Franks.
 * [after seeing Angie for the first time] Va Va Va Vroom. Well, Hello Dolly!
 * How much of this crap do I have to eat anyway? What am I? Jobe?

Other

 * Carol: Oh, I can't wait to get back to Connecticut.

Dialogue

 * Ed: [after Mikey tells him he invited Angie to his house] Well, now representing The Omen. Did you check her head with a little 666?
 * Michael: Yeah, there were only two sixes. We got her just fine!


 * Geena: [after Asian girl sings] I love that song.
 * Michael: Me too. What were you playing?


 * Michael: I'm something of a celebrity.
 * Irate: What kind of celebrity are you? Biggest Asshole of the Month?
 * Michael: No, that's all political.


 * Angie: I'll have coffee.
 * Galaxy Waiter: [laughs] Coffee?
 * Angie: Yeah, coffee. It comes from beans. Ever heard of it?


 * [on the set of a cereal commercial]
 * Barry: You two clowns leave while I get into character.
 * Michael: What character? All you got to do is swallow.


 * Girl: [overacting] I hate it when it's raining. We don't get to go outside for recess or ride our bikes after school!
 * Angie: That's great. But you're not going to audition like that, right?
 * Girl: What do you mean?
 * Angie: They're just cookies. Don't make it sound like a commercial for hemorrhoids.


 * Ed Chapman: Why isn't she in school?
 * Angie Vega: I'm off for the holidays.
 * Ed Chapman: Christmas is two weeks away.
 * Angie Vega: I'm very religious, you got a problem with that?


 * Santa: What would you like for Christmas, little girl?
 * Angie Vega: I'd like you to find a chimney, and shove your...

Cast

 * Michael J. Fox - Michael "Mikey" Chapman
 * Christina Vidal - Angie Vega
 * Paula Garcés - adult Angie Vega
 * Cyndi Lauper - Geena Briganti
 * Nathan Lane - Ed Chapman
 * David Krumholtz - Barry Corman
 * David Huddleston - Mr. Corcoran
 * Victor Garber - Brian Spiro
 * Mary Alice - Mrs. Gordon
 * Kathryn Grody - Mrs. Corman
 * Paula Garcés - Janice
 * Blake McGrath - Acrobat
 * Rubén Blades - Angie's dad
 * Aida Turturro - Officer Moran
 * Christine Baranski - Carol
 * Kevin Zegers - Little Mikey
 * Mandy Patinkin - Irate Man