Loki: Agent of Asgard

Loki: Agent of Asgard is an ongoing comic series published by Marvel Comics.

Issue 1

 * Black Widow: Clint.
 * Hawkeye: I know--
 * Black Widow: You have the army after you and no health and you're falling out of a crashing plane.
 * Hawkeye: I know, Nat--
 * Black Widow: It's a bass fishing simulator, Clint.
 * Hawkeye: I know! It just-- It just happens!


 * Loki: Now, I know what you're thinking: Why am I falling to my death while a man who makes terrible life decisions shoots an arrow at my face? Eh? Why don't I just magic everything better? Tell the universe a nice big story? :Then Loki wiggled his fingers and everything was fine. Also his mission was complete and he had a pony and balloons and a cosmic cube. The end. It's not a very good story, is it?


 * Hawkeye: You're sure this is Loki? He looks kind of.....One Direction-y.


 * Thor: Why are you here, foul one?
 * Loki: Well, I could never lie to you, Thor. I'm actually the All-Mother's undercover operative in the cause of niceness and puppies. And I'm here on a top-secret spy-type thingie.