Long Way Round

Long Way Round is a television series and book documenting the 19,000 mile journey of Ewan McGregor and Charley Boorman from London to New York on motorcycles.

From the series

 * Ewan McGregor: Claudio, there is no problem between Charley and me, Charley tell him.
 * Charley Boorman:: There's a terrible problem with us - we hate each other.


 * Ewan McGregor: These aren't the bikes you're looking for.


 * Ewan McGregor: There's no "I" in "team", but as Russ pointed out the other day there is a "me".


 * Ewan McGregor: I said, "Eve, I want you to look after my wedding ring while I'm away," and she started to cry and I said, "Eve. Eve, I can't wear my ring or I won't get laid on the trip!"


 * Ewan McGregor: Scots: inventors of the modern world. You're welcome.


 * Ewan McGregor: Get me out of fucking London!


 * Ewan McGregor: Most people bring a coffee [to the end of a dinner party], but he brought a f***ing machine gun! (On Igor, their host, and his dramatic entrance in the Ukraine).


 * Charley Boorman (in a Hollywood voiceover accent): Long Way Round - Bad hair never looked so good!


 * Charley Boorman: Oh, I'm sure it'll be fine.