Lou Holtz



Lou Holtz (born January 6, 1937, in Follansbee, West Virginia) is a former NCAA football head coach, and is currently an author and a motivational speaker who has spoken to the likes of Fortune 500 companies on topics such as the importance of teamwork and goal setting.

Attributed

 * The next flag they plant will be all white, and it'll be surrender.
 * On Michigan State's flag-planting, as attributed by John Walters, "Cool Hand on the remote", Sports Illustrated.com, 19 September 2005
 * Ya know, Hitler was a great leader, too.
 * On Michigan Wolverines head coach Rich Rodriguez, as attributed by Dick Weiss, "Lou Holtz sorry for Hitler line", New York Daily News.com, 17 October 2008
 * He had shoulder surgery on his elbow.
 * Attributed by Ben Weiximann, "Top 15 Funniest Lou Holtz Quotes", TheBleacherReport.com. Also see "Say What??? ESPN Broadcaster... a little confused...".
 * They say a tie is like kissing your sister. I guess that is better than kissing your brother.
 * Attributed by Ben Weiximann, "Top 15 Funniest Lou Holtz Quotes", TheBleacherReport.com.
 * On this team, we're all united in a common goal: to keep my job.
 * Attributed by Ben Weiximann, "Top 15 Funniest Lou Holtz Quotes", TheBleacherReport.com.
 * If what you did yesterday seems big, you haven't done anything today.
 * Attributed by Ben Weiximann, "Top 15 Funniest Lou Holtz Quotes", TheBleacherReport.com.