Lucky Louie

 is an American television created by Louis C.K., which aired on  in the United States for one season in 2006 — and in Canada on, , and. As the show's creator, writer and, C.K. also starred as the eponymous central character, a part-time mechanic at a muffler shop.

A first for HBO, Lucky Louie was filmed before a live, in a. Inspired by 's sitcoms, the show depicts the life of an average working class family while using spartan sets and wardrobe. Dealing with a range of topics including sex and racism, the series uses considerable and casts performers widely known as stand-up comedians, including Jim Norton,, Nick DiPaolo, Todd Barry and.

Pilot
Rich: What? Louie: What do you mean "what?" Rich: I mean "what the fuck?"  Rich: What do think Louie? This morning she just woke up and looked at your dirty freckled cock... and thought to herself 'Oh yeah, I want that stuck in me'  Kim: Stop thinking about money, the only thing you should be thinking about ...is all. this. ASS. Louie: (to her ass) WE CAN'T AFFORD IT Kim: Yeah talk to it baby. Louie: Look. I would love to tap that ass... Kim: So tap it! Louie: I want to.. But my dick is too aware that your pussy is a chamber of financial ruin Kim: Are you serious?? Louie: I'm sorry, I need at least three thousand dollars in an interest bearing account to get fully hard  Louie: You were right. She was just trying to get pregnant. Mike: So what? Louie: So? I gotta choose between another kid or no sex for another year. Mike: Ahh, go ahead. Have another one. That's how life goes. Mike: (Contemplating) You fuck. You have kids. You eat. That's all. Mike: (Takes a drag) Look at me.  Louie: The day you get married you realize "Shit! I can't leave now. I wasn't thinking of leaving but now I REALLY can't leave". And then you have a kid and the moment the kid arrives you realize "Shit! I coulda left! I totally coulda left! The door right there and it wasn't even fucking locked."  Mike: See, you're just on your first wife. Now with your first wife you make all the mistakes. With your second wife, you try to correct those mistakes, but you make new, worse ones. But the third wife, heh. Ahh that's a marriage.  Walter: Hey man, I guess it's worth it if I can help one little white girl learn the difference between a black man and a refrigerator.

Kim's O
Louie: Quit throwin your snatch at me so hard. Feels like your gonna rip my dick off.  Mike: All that gratitude pours out of me and it makes her pop.

A Mugging Story
Walter: If white people ain't havin' a good time, what's it all for?

Flowers for Kim
‎Louie: Red roses are cheesy and meaningless, a totally empty gesture. They're for asshole husbands who treat their wives like shit.

Discipline
Louie: Our kid's a fucking asshole.

Drinking
Mike: I guess the main thing is, when I feel bad, I drink, and I don't feel bad anymore. And when I feel good, I drink, and I feel better

Kim Moves Out
Louie: Cause all married couples hate each other. The ones that don't make it are the ones that can't handle it, but we know we can handle it cause it's been there since the beginning, but we chose to be together!