Major League: Back to the Minors

Major League: Back to the Minors is a 1998 movie, distributed by Warner Bros., directed and written by John Warren, with David S. Ward taking the co-writer duties. It is the third film in the Major League series.

The movie features a mostly new cast, with only Dennis Haysbert, Bob Uecker, Corbin Bernsen, Eric Bruskotter, Takaaki Ishibashi, and Steve Yeager reprising their roles from Major League II.

Quotes
[Gus Cantrell is gaining consciousness after being knocked out with the ball]
 * Gus: God?
 * Pedro: No.
 * Gus: Moses?
 * Pedro: No, but you're getting warm.
 * Gus: Cerrano.
 * Pedro: [chuckles] Hello, Gus.
 * Gus: [laughs, then grabs the back of his head in pain] Oh, Jesus Christ.
 * Pedro: Be careful, now.
 * Gus: You scared me to death!
 * Pedro: Do you mean when you realized God is black?
 * Gus: Yeah... I thought she was white.
 * Pedro: [laughs]
 * Gus: I must've been out a long time if it's Halloween already.
 * Pedro: What's your point?


 * Hog: Hold it right there! This here is a hundred mile hout fast ball. One of the best pitches known to the man today. If it were to hit you, it would've knocked your head clean off. I can always miss, but I've been playing pretty good today. So you got to ask yourself one question.
 * Carlos: Do I feel lucky?
 * Hog: Well. Do you, Carlos?