Marmaduke (2010 film)

Marmaduke is a 2010 American live-action film adaptation of Brad Anderson's comic strip of the same name. The film centers on a rural Kansas family and their pets—a Great Dane named Marmaduke and a Balinese cat named Carlos—as the family relocates to California. The film was released on June 4, 2010 and was met with largely negative reviews.

Marmaduke

 * BEE! I can't see! BEE!!
 * Hot cheese!
 * Try being a 200 pound teenage dog with a radar dish wrapped around your neck. Oh yeah. That will make me real popular.
 * Ejector seat. Never fails.
 * ♪ Lullaby, lullaby. All the humans are sleeping. ♪
 * This grass is so green! And this by far, the nicest bathroom I've ever had. Speaking of which, little privacy, please.
 * Get this seaweed off me! It burns!
 * Oh, Marmaduke.

Carlos

 * Hey, let me out of here! I am NOT an animal! [beat] Oh, yeah, I am.
 * Breaking into new cliques is tough, and breaking into birdcages is even tougher.
 * Hola. I recommend the guacamole. It's dynamite.
 * Ladies, please. Meow!
 * I was so shocked, I hacked that thing up!
 * No, no, no!

Guiseppe

 * PUMAS! They come out of nowhere.
 * It's raining cats and us!
 * Or, we can just go to the zoo and jump into the puma cage!

Bosco

 * [last words] Fine, have it your way, losers. I remember this. Payback's going to be a... BEE! BEE!! Ahhhh!!!!
 * What a gargantuan spaz!
 * See you later when there's not enough girls around to save you, mutt.
 * Hello, losers.
 * Zip it!

Barbara

 * It's mine! Whoa! You can't have it!

Debbie

 * Phil, stop it!

Phil

 * [repeated line] Marmaduke!
 * Bad dog!

Dialogue

 * Carlos: [with Spanish accent] Take it easy, man! A waffles to be savored, not inhaled!
 * Marmaduke: Hey this is my step-bro, Carlos by the way. Say hey, Carlos.
 * Carlos: Hey, Carlos.
 * Marmaduke: He's pretty cool for a cat. Which helps, since he's basically my only friend.


 * Barbara: It's mine!


 * Marmaduke: Now that is a pretty good-- BEE!!!! AHH!!! A BEE! GET OFF OF ME NOW!!!!!


 * Marmaduke: I'm Marmaduke, by the way.
 * Mazie: Yikes. Immediately moving on... Meet the gang. The egghead here is Raisin.
 * Raisin: "Marmaduke". A unique synthesis of Marma, the scientific name for the jumping spider family...
 * Giuseppe: Oh, oh! I hate spiders!
 * Raisin: ...and the Duke of Marlborough, a seventeenth-century English statesman.
 * Mazie: And the ultra-confident Chinese Crested over here is Giuseppe.
 * Giuseppe: Before you ask, yes, I'm a real dog. No, I'm not a chew dog. And I just get a little nervous sometimes because we live in California. This is the land of the Puma!
 * Raisin: There are no pumas in Southern California.
 * Giuseppe: Pumas! [whispering] They come out of nowhere.


 * Chupadogra: Listen, this bag of bones you're looking at used to be something special. I was the alpha dog. Left my home to go run the pack. And man, did I run it. Till they turned on me. Now I live out here alone dodging trains and dogcatchers. Rest assured, compadre, there ain't a day goes by when I don't think about waking up in a warm bed and spending the day with the folks who love me. The real me. Go home. Something tells me it ain't too late for the real you.
 * Marmaduke: Thank you, Buster.
 * Chupadogra: [he looks at his old bowl that reads Buster] Been a long time since anybody called me that. Thanks.


 * Marmaduke: [a well-groomed Mazie arrives] You... you look amazing.
 * Mazie: I feel like a fluffy monstrosity.

Cast

 * Owen Wilson — Voice of Marmaduke
 * George Lopez — Voice of Carlos
 * Emma Stone — Voice of Mazie
 * Christopher Mintz-Plasse — Voice of Giuseppe
 * Steve Coogan — Voice of Raisin
 * Fergie — Voice of Jezebel
 * Kiefer Sutherland — Voice of Bosco
 * Damon Wayans Jr. — Voice of Thunder
 * Marlon Wayans — Voice of Lightning
 * Sam Elliott — Voice of Chupadogra
 * Lee Pace — Phil
 * Judy Greer — Debbie
 * William H. Macy — Don
 * Finley Jacobsen — Brian
 * Caroline Sunshine — Barbara
 * Mandy Haines Milana Haines — Sarah
 * Glenn McCuen — Bodie
 * David Walliams — Anton