Me, Myself & Irene

Me, Myself & Irene is a 2000 film directed by the Farrelly Brothers. The film is about a Rhode Island state trooper named Charlie who, after years of continuously suppressing his rage and feelings, suffers a psychotic breakdown which results in a second personality, Hank.

From gentle to mental (taglines)

Charlie Baileygates/Hank Evans

 * Charlie's like origami, he folds under pressure.
 * Just because I rock doesn't mean I'm made of stone.
 * Wanna start me up? Open the choke and pull the cord down. I'm due for Seismic event and you're dancing the fault line.
 * I got no beef with you. This is between me and the kid.
 * Yeah, she's pretty much screwed. Come on, I'll buy you a beer.
 * Had enough? Up yours.
 * Arrivederci, deadwood.
 * That was me. Yeah, big deal. The guy's got his glassjaw.
 * This is my body! Do you understand that? I'm calling the shots from now on, Hank. I don't need you to fight my battles for me. If you back down from something this important, you're nothing at all. YOU'RE NOTHING AT ALLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

Others

 * Narrator: It's funny how a man reacts when his heart gets broken. Some break down and cry like a baby. Others, they take out an Uzi and climb a clock tower.

Dialogues

 * [Holding the little girl underwater in a fountain]
 * Hank: [brings her up] Still wanna skip-rope in the street?
 * Little Girl: I'm gonna tell my daddy on you, Charlie!
 * Hank: Wrong answer. And the name's Hank, fuckface. [dunks her again]


 * Charlie: Alright, Hank, truce?
 * Hank: For now, fucker.


 * Charlie: Hank, we're shot.
 * Hank: Come on, you pussy. It's just a flesh wound.


 * Charlie: [seeing Lieutenant Gerke in the road] Oh, shit!
 * Hank: Don't worry about him. [runs over Lieutenant Gerke]
 * Charlie: Hank, what have you done?! Oh my God!
 * Hank: Don't you just love it?


 * Hank: What the hell are you still doing here?
 * Charlie: You can't just throw me away, Hank. We're in this together.

Cast

 * Jim Carrey - Charlie Baileygates/Hank Evans (the father of Triplets)
 * Renée Zellweger - Irene P. Waters, Charlie's 2nd wife (the stepmother of Triplets)
 * Chris Cooper - Lt. Gerke
 * Robert Forster - Colonel Partington
 * Richard Jenkins - Agent Boshane
 * Rob Moran - Trooper Finneran
 * Traylor Howard - Layla Baileygates, Charlie's 1st wife (the mother of Triplets)
 * Daniel Greene - Dickie Thurman
 * Zen Gesner - Agent Petersen
 * Tony Cox - Shonté Jackson, Layla's boyfriend
 * The Baileygates Triplets
 * Anthony Anderson - Jamal Baileygates, Charlie & Layla's son
 * Mongo Brownlee - Lee Harvey Baileygates, Charlie & Layla's son
 * Jerod Mixon - Shonté Jr. Baileygates, Charlie & Layla's son
 * Mike Cerrone - Officer Stubie
 * John-Eliot Jordan - Pizza Boy
 * Michael Bowman - Whitey/Casper/Milky
 * Rex Allen Jr. (voice) - Narrator