Meet Dave

Meet Dave is a 2008 American family comedy film, directed by Brian Robbins and starring Eddie Murphy. The film was released by 20th Century Fox and Regency Enterprises on July 11, 2008. There's a Whole Other World Going on Inside of Him. (taglines)

Dave Ming Chang

 * [greeting various people inside the Old Navy store] Welcome to Old Navy!

Dialogue

 * [In an alley outside Gina's apartment sometime after she hits Dave with her car.]
 * Gina: Hi, are you all right? Because you just ran off!
 * Captain: Contact, everyone! Our first verbal encounter! [into microphone] Thank you for your concern.
 * Dave: [speaks with extremely high pitch; bottles explode in background] Thank you for your concern.
 * Captain: It's way too high! More bass!
 * Dave: [speaks in extremely low pitch] Thank you for your concern.
 * Captain: Level the frequency!
 * Dave: [speaking perfectly] I'm all better now.
 * Josh: [to Gina] How hard did you hit this guy?


 * Gina: [Dave is looking at a picture of Gina's late husband] Captain?
 * Dave: Yes?
 * Gina: That's my husband. He was a captain with the Navy.
 * Dave: I am a captain.
 * Gina: Really? A captain of what?
 * [Inside the ship, Number 3 looks something up.]
 * Dave: I am a captain of crunch.


 * Police Sergeant: Knox, Dooley. Got a report on some kind of fireball or something like that over on Liberty Island? Check it out.
 * Dooley: A fireball? Ho, we'll get right on it.
 * Knox: Sarge, can't you get somebody else to handle it? Come on, we just pulled an all-nighter.
 * Police Sergeant: [sarcastically] Aw. I'm so sorry, Mr. Knox. Tell you what, lie down in my office and I'll come by with your blankie and you can get yourself a nice nap.


 * Dooley: Come on, this is going to be great. A fireball? How often do we get a call like that?
 * Knox: Do me a favor, okay? Act like a cop and stop caring.


 * Captain: I am Dave Ming Chang.
 * Cultural Officer #3: I am Dave Ming Chang.
 * Various crew members: I am Dave Ming Chang.
 * Security Officer #4: And I am Johnny Dazzles! And I am fabulous!
 * [Everyone stares at him.]
 * Security Officer #4: What? Not everyone has to be Dave Ming Chang.

Taglines

 * Eddie Murphy in Eddie Murphy in Meet Dave
 * There's a Whole Other World Going on Inside of Him.
 * He's A Spaceship... And Out of This World!

Cast

 * Eddie Murphy as Dave Ming Cheng / The Captain
 * Elizabeth Banks as Gina Morrison
 * Gabrielle Union as Number 3
 * Ed Helms as Number 2
 * Scott Caan as Officer Dooley
 * Mike O'Malley as Officer Knox
 * Austyn Lind Myers as Josh Morrison
 * Kevin Hart as Number 17
 * Pat Kilbane as Number 4 / Johnny Dazzle
 * Tariq Bah as Marcus Grill
 * Miguel A. Núñez, Jr. as Number 12
 * Adam Tomei as Number 35
 * Allisyn Ashley Arm as Nerdy Girl