Men in Black: International

Men in Black: International is a 2019 sci-fi action comedy film directed by F. Gary Gray, starring Tessa Thompson, Chris Hemsworth, Kumail Nanjiani, Rebecca Ferguson, Rafe Spall, Liam Neeson, and Emma Thompson, who reprises her role from Men in Black 3

Agent M

 * It took me 20 years to find you, more or less. How many people can say that? I...found...you!
 * Check, please.
 * Yeah, I made my own box for the division that has no box. You know, the division where they wear black suits and deal with the guys from... [points up] ...up there.

Agent H

 * I am MIB, you Cerulian scum. And FYI, your little club here sucks.
 * We are the Men in Black. The Men and Women in Black.

High T

 * Always remember, the universe has a way of leading you to where you're supposed to be at the moment you're supposed to be there.
 * Riza again, H? When are you going to learn?
 * [to H] You were always like a son to me. You were always like a son to me. You were always like a son TO HIM.

Pawny

 * I pledge loyalty eternal to you, Agent M.
 * Perfectly done. [glass breaks] Whoop!
 * Nice save.
 * I'm not losing another queen.

Agent O

 * We are above the system, over it, beyond it. We are them, we are they, we are Men in Black.
 * I think we may have a problem in London.
 * Welcome to the circus, Agent M. You are no longer probationary. [hands M a neuralyzer]

Riza Stavros

 * [dismissively] "Peace offering".
 * [spying on H] Why are you wearing pink trousers?

Others

 * Vungus the Ugly: Yeah, baby!
 * Bassam: Feeling hydrated? Never had a bath before. [shakes the water off] Lost 2 pounds in dirt alone.

Dialogue

 * Pawny: [uncloaks himself] State your business with the queen.
 * Dyad 1: We need someone to die.
 * [Dyad 2 shows a hologram of Vungus, queen uncloaks herself and shakes her head as if to say "no"]
 * Pawny: As clearly stated in Section 6C of the Treaty of Andromeda 2, we do not kill Jababians nor participate in the murder thereof. This is nonnegotiable. [the Dyads explode into their true forms] Well, it's slightly negotiable.


 * Agent H: Morning. [closes the door] I'm in the market for a useless, old, broken-down machine. What have you got?
 * Charlie: You're not gonna get a rise outta me, H. It's the Imperial with the red tab. Do try to keep up.
 * Agent H: [presses the button] Thank you, Charlie. [walks in the elevator, doors close]


 * Agent H: Step on it, would you, Freddy?
 * Freddy: You got it, H. [steps on the brake, causing H and M to fall through]


 * Agent C: Sir, they, uh, got away.
 * High T: I believe the appropriate phrase is...you lost them.
 * Agent C: Well, I put it to you, sir, that they had help.
 * High T: Probably. But I know H. Whatever he's doing, there's a reason.
 * Agent C: Why do you keep protecting him? Huh? What is it going to take?
 * High T: [pause] I'm protecting this institution.
 * Agent C: [raises his voice] From what? From me? Are you questioning my loyalty, sir?
 * High T: At the very least, your judgement. [stands up] Is there anything else, Agent C?
 * Agent C: [calms down in resignation] No, sir.
 * High T: Good. Then will you kindly leave? [C walks out of the room]


 * High T: [sees H] Ah, you came to say goodbye. And you brought the lovely M. [takes an ambience] You can really feel the history here. Eiffel discovering wormholes, gangways to other civilizations. The First Alien Migration. [looks at H] And we made history here too, didn't we, H? With just our wits and our Series-7 De-Atomizers.
 * Agent H: No. We didn't. [he and M approach High T] The Hive wanted the most powerful weapon in the galaxy, so you had Vungus bring it to Men in Black. You'd wait, and when it came, you'd give it to them.
 * High T: My dear boy, you were always a bright one, but there's no stopping this. [open the gate] With the weapon out of the way, every planet will fall, starting with this one.
 * Agent H: Step away from the controls! You neuralyzed me. Made me a hero, the guy that saved the world. Left alive to sell the lie.
 * High T: [holds the weapon] They wanted this. [looks at H] You were there. You were always like a son to me.
 * Agent M: H?
 * High T: [approaches H] You were always like a son to me.
 * Agent M: That's not High T anymore.
 * High T: You were always like a son TO HIM. [turns into the Hive himself]

Cast

 * Chris Hemsworth as Henry / Agent H, a top agent in the MIB UK branch
 * Tessa Thompson as Molly Wright / Agent M, a rookie MIB recruit assigned to the UK branch
 * Mandeiya Flory as Young Molly
 * Liam Neeson as High T, the head of the MIB UK branch
 * Kumail Nanjiani (voice) as Pawny, a tiny alien warrior that H and M befriend
 * Rafe Spall as Agent C, a senior MIB agent in the UK branch who is skeptical of H's past
 * Rebecca Ferguson as Riza Stavros, an alien intergalactic arms dealer and H's ex-girlfriend
 * Les Twins as the Twins, a shape-shifting alien duo seeking a dangerous artifact
 * Larry Bourgeois also portrays the human that the Twins kill and base their appearance on
 * Emma Thompson as Agent O, the head of the MIB US branch who operates out of New York
 * Kayvan Novak as Vungus the Ugly, a member of an alien royal family and friend of H
 * Kayvan Novak also portrays Nasr and voices Bassam
 * Annie Burkin as Nerlene
 * Tim Blaney as Frank the Pug (voice)
 * Spencer Wilding as Luca Brasi, an alien mobster who acts as personal bodyguard to Riza Stavros
 * Marcy Harriell and Inny Clemons cameo as Molly's parents in a flashback
 * Thom Fountain and Drew Massey as the Worm Guys (voices), worm-like aliens that work for MIB
 * Stephen Wight as Guy / Stupid guy in a call center next to Molly