Milo Murphy's Law

 is an American animated television series that centers on a young boy, who is a descendant of Edward A. Murphy Jr., the fictional namesake of Murphy's law, which states that anything that can go wrong will go wrong.

"Going the Extra Milo" [101a]

 * Zack: Dude, if and when we get outta' here, I'm gonna have to go my own way. No offense. I just can't handle all of this.
 * Milo: All of what?
 * Zack: This cyclone of calamity that follows you everywhere you go. How do you live like this?!
 * Milo: How do you live like that?
 * Zack: What do you mean?
 * Milo: I mean, you wanna live like those other kids? They took a bus to school today. A bus! Does that seem like more fun to you?

"The Little Engine That Couldn't" [111a]

 * Milo: Well, that was exciting. Are you guys okay?
 * Cavendish: Is this a game to you?
 * Milo: A game? No, I mean, how would you keep score?

"Missing Milo" [112]

 * King Pistachion: I've had just about enough of you, young man!
 * Milo: Yes, you have.
 * King Pistachion: Wait a minute. Why are you smiling?
 * Milo: Because I never told Diogee to go home. (points toward him, standing above the pistachio plant on a bough)
 * (Diogee urinates on the plant, destroying it. King Pistachion falls over in pain.)
 * Milo: See, I read that your particular species of pistachio plant is extremely vulnerable to uric acid, one of the main ingredients of dog pee. And I happen to have the best dog in the world.
 * King Pistachion: You haven't seen the last of me, Milo Murphy! Ah! You haven't seen the last of — oh! (He vanishes)

"The Phineas and Ferb Effect" [201]

 * Milo: Cool lookin' robot thing! Who are your new friends?
 * Phineas: I'm Phineas, and this is Ferb.
 * Milo: Milo Murphy. Nice to meet cha!
 * Baljeet: There is Candace, Buford, and Baljeet.
 * Milo: Oh, hi, guys! Sorry about your machine breaking down.
 * Phineas: I don't think you had anything to do with it.
 * Milo: Well, stuff like that happens around me. I'm a Murphy.
 * (The Earth swallows the robot. The children turn to look at it. It bursts into a great flame.)
 * Ferb: Murphy's Law?
 * Milo: Bingo!

"The Ticking Clock" [207a]

 * Major Monogram: Morning, Agent P. Doofenshmirtz is up to something new, and I think you know how I feel about things that are new.
 * Carl: He doesn't like it. I'm wearing new glasses and he's freaking out.
 * Major Monogram: Oh, it's like I don't know who you are. Anyhoo, now that Doofenshmirtz is no longer evil, he's decided to use his inators to help people. I need you to get out there and stop Doofenshmirtz. Oh, from, uh, accidentally hurting someone while trying to help them.
 * Carl: How about these glasses?
 * Major Monogram: Not with those cheekbones.

Cast

 * Milo Murphy (voiced by "Weird Al" Yankovic)
 * Melissa Chase (voiced by Sabrina Carpenter)
 * Zack Underwood (voiced by Mekai Curtis)
 * Diogee and Perry the Platypus (vocal effects by Dee Bradley Baker)
 * Balthazar Cavendish and Major Monogram (voiced by Jeff "Swampy" Marsh)
 * Vinnie Dakota and Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz (voiced by Dan Povenmire)
 * Sara Murphy (voiced by Kate Micucci)
 * Brigette Murphy (voiced by Pamela Adlon)
 * Martin Murphy (voiced by Diedrich Bader)
 * Amanda Lopez (voiced by Chrissie Fit)
 * Bradley Nicholson (voiced by Vincent Martella)
 * Mort Schaeffer (voiced by Greg Cipes)
 * Chad Van Coff (voiced by Django Marsh)
 * Elliott Decker (voiced by Christian Slater)
 * Orton Mahlson (voiced by Jemaine Clement)
 * Lydia (voiced by Alyson Stoner)
 * Mr. Block and Bob Block (voiced by Mark Hamill)
 * Brick (voiced by Brett Dalton)
 * Savannah (voiced by Ming-Na Wen)
 * King Pistachion (voiced by Rhys Darby)
 * Derek (voiced by Jeff Bennett)