Minutemen (film)

Minutemen is a 2008 science-fiction Disney Channel Original Movie about three high school kids who invent a 10 minute time machine to spare others just like them from the humiliation they've endured.
 * Directed by Lev L. Spiro. Written by John Killoran and David Weissman, based on a story by David Diamond and David Weissman.

Dialogue

 * ''[after Mr. Tolkan, who thinks Virgil and Derek are going to fight, orders them to follow him to his office]
 * FBI Agent: Everybody freeze, FBI! [shows ID to Mr. Tolkan]
 * Mysterious Man: Stop, CIA! [shows his own ID to Mr. Tolkan]
 * Man - Bureau of Weights and Measures: Bureau of Weights and Measures. [shows his own ID to Mr. Tolkan]
 * Virgil: [to the latter agent] In the future, you should probably go first.


 * Jeanette: What's new, cockatoo? Hey, you look like a superhero!
 * Charlie: Thanks, pumpkin. [seizes Jeanette and kisses her]
 * Zeke: [after Charlie lets go, in an undertone] The scene in the hallway hasn't happened yet, you've never kissed her before!
 * Charlie: Oh, right! [turns to the leaving Jeanette] Jeanette! Jeanette, I-I'm sorry, I was just-I can explain!
 * [as Jeanette is leaving, she smiles]
 * Zeke: Dude. It's okay.


 * Derek: Wow, nice outfits, bozos.
 * Virgil: Hey, Derek. Have fun with Jocelyn.
 * Derek: W-What’s that supposed to mean?
 * Virgil: Well I just figured that you both are good with lipstick.
 * Derek: You were always gonna be a dork anyways, Virgil.
 * Virgil: And you were always gonna be a jerk, Derek. Have a nice life.


 * Virgil: The Minutemen must use their powers for truth and justice
 * Charlie: Who's the Minutemen?
 * Virgil: Us. The all important minutes of time. Cool, eh?
 * Charlie: No.
 * Zeke: .Not really.


 * [as Jeanette wakes him up in his own bedroom]
 * Jeanette: Good morning, Magpie. Your mom let me in. It is such a nice day. You know, I was thinking. Maybe we could go on a walk and talk about our future together. And then... Oh! I'd like an orange house. I'd like to have an orange house.
 * Charlie: The results!
 * Jeanette: That way, you wouldn't even have to have an address and-and on the envelope you could just say "Jeanette Pachelewski, orange house."
 * Charlie: It's done!
 * Jeanette: Oh, um, I'm no scientist, but that doesn't look good.
 * Charlie: We created a... a...
 * Jeanette: A... a... Spit it out, Bluebird.
 * Charlie: A black hole!
 * Jeanette: That's bad, right?

Cast

 * - Virgil Fox
 * - Charlie Tuttle
 * - Zeke Thompson
 * - Stephanie Jameson
 * - Vice Principal Tolkan
 * - Derek Beaugard
 * - Jeanette Pachelewski
 * - Chester
 * Kellie Cockrell - Jocelyn Lee
 * Molly Jepson - Amy Fox
 * Larry Filion - F.B.I. agent (uncredited)