NCIS: Los Angeles (season 4)


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--  is an American police procedural television series, which premiered on CBS on September 22, 2009. The series aired in the 9:00 p.m. timeslot following NCIS which airs at 8pm on Tuesdays for Seasons One-Five then the show moved to Mondays at 10e/9c for seasons 6 and 7 then moved to Sundays at 8pm for Season 8 NCIS LA now airs at Sundays at 9e/8c. On January 14, 2010 the show was renewed for a second season. The show is currently going into its eleventh season.

Recruit [4.2]

 * Kensi: You didn't give me a chance to miss you, Deeks.
 * Deeks: Is that why you turned your cell phone off?
 * Kensi: I turned my cell phone off because I was at a yoga retreat, and I needed to relax.
 * Deeks:: Uh, wait a minute. You don't do yoga. I do yoga, and you mock me for it.
 * Kensi:: That's because I do it for spiritual centering. You, on the other hand, do it to pick up chicks.


 * Hetty: When I'm gone, I'm gone. No ceremony, no memorials, and absolutely no bringing of flowers to my grave.
 * Callen: Don't worry. There will be none of that.
 * Hetty: Good.
 * Callen: From what I hear, Granger is going to have you stuffed in a lifelike pose for his office.
 * Hetty: Don't be cheeky.


 * Callen: Thank you. Oh, that's so good. You sure you're not hungry?
 * Sam: Not now. What the hell is that?
 * Callen: Fish tacos.
 * Sam: What kind of fish?
 * Callen: The kind that swims in the ocean. Mmm.
 * Sam: How could you eat something without even knowing what it is? That could have been last week's bait, for all you know. Even looks like chum.
 * Callen: Carlos is the Iron Chef of the food trucks.
 * Kensi: Smells good over here. What's for lunch?
 * Sam: Mystery fish.
 * Deeks: Oh, Deep Sea Surprise is back?
 * Callen: Help yourself.
 * Deeks: Seriously? Mm-hmm. Nice. Sharesies?
 * Kensi: No, thank you. And don't say "sharesies."
 * Sam: All right. How'd you two make out?
 * Kensi: Parents are in denial. Their son worked at L. A. County Beach and Harbor and has a girlfriend, Mary Clark, who we are on our way to go see now.
 * Deeks: [eating a fish taco] This is delicious.
 * Sam: Too bad you don't know what it is.
 * Deeks: Sure I do. It's a Lake Superior white fish. I'd say caught in a gill net. Probably two or three days ago.
 * Sam: [groans]
 * Deeks: What? I'm a surfer I know my fish.
 * Kensi: Yeah, he's kind of like a trained seal, only without the "trained" part.
 * Sam: Or the "SEAL" part.

Dead Body Politic [4.4]

 * Nell: Our friend Chaucer has led a big life. He's descended from a long line of award-winning poodles.
 * Kensi: Chaucer was flown to Paris twice, to breed.
 * Deeks: He was paid to have sex in Paris? I should have been born a dog. (Kensi stares at him) I walked into that one, didn't I?




 * Deeks: Hmm... think I'm gonna have to go spend some time with him, alone.
 * Kensi: Why? What's going on?
 * Deeks: Nothing. I just got a way with animals.
 * Kensi: Okay, when you say it like that, it sounds really creepy.




 * Granger: I left DC to escape politics.
 * Hetty: Owen, you can't escape politics. You either play or get played.




 * Hetty: (to Kensi) I once ruled Nicaragua for 72 hours. Don't ask.

Skin Deep [4.7]

 * Deeks: (about his love for Donny and Marie) Is that so wrong? Does that make me a bad person?
 * Kensi: Not at all. Just a little bit creepy.
 * Deeks: Oh, good, then that doesn't change anything between us.

Collateral [4.8]

 * Granger: So, would you do it again?
 * Hetty: Without hesitation, Owen. Two lives saved hundreds of others.
 * Granger: Well, Potter planted the bomb, but it was your finger on the detonator.
 * Hetty: Not everyone can do what we do. The secrets we live with, the personal sacrifices we make. I just pray the world's a better place for them. I didn't choose this life, Owen. It chose me. All you can do is keep your head down, your gun up and your conscience clear.


 * Nell: Somebody is out there trying to kill her.
 * Eric: I know, we've got to stay cool. This is Hetty, right? She's always three steps ahead of everyone. She's tactically brilliant, ridiculously courageous, experienced, resourceful. I mean, if Mata Hari and Genghis Khan had a daughter, it'd be Hetty.
 * Nell: Or General Patton and Joan of Arc.
 * Eric: Exactly. Her kung fu is strong, and her magic is powerful. Say it.
 * Nell: Her kung fu is strong, and her magic is powerful.
 * Eric: Don't underestimate Hetty. She never underestimates us.


 * Callen: She blew me off.
 * Sam: I ignore you all the time; it never bothered you before.
 * Callen: Something's up.
 * Sam: Something's always up with Hetty.

The Gold Standard [4.9]

 * Callen: The man who can keep a secret may be wise, but he is not half as wise as the man who has no secrets to keep.
 * Hetty: Edgar Watson Howe. And yet it's a necessary evil in our business, I'm afraid.

Free Ride [4.10]

 * Callen: I know that look.
 * Sam: You're starting to sound like my wife. You know what they say when your partner starts sounding like your wife?
 * Callen: Get a new wife?
 * Sam: I'm gonna pretend you didn't say that.

Drive [4.11]

 * Kensi: She might feel more comfortable with a sympathetic female.
 * Deeks: I don't know, I'm pretty in touch with my feminine side.
 * Kensi: Yeah, see, that's the problem. If you did have a feminine side, you'd be touching it all the time.
 * Deeks: Wow. And yet, so true.

Paper Soldiers [4.12]

 * Kensi: Well, if you must know, I've killed another house plant. That is fourteen since July.
 * Deeks: Wait. That's it? That's the source of your sourness?
 * Kensi: It was a cactus.
 * Callen: You killed something that thrives in Death Valley?

Kill House [4.14]

 * Nell: Can I ask you guys a question?
 * Callen: Go ahead.
 * Nell: Um, when do you stop being afraid of you know, busting into places, guns blazing?
 * Callen: When you trust your training.
 * Nell: That's easier said than done.


 * Deeks: Do we get a safety word?
 * Sam: What do you think?
 * Deeks: I was hoping for a yes.
 * Kensi: This isn't one of your bondage sessions, Deeks.
 * Deeks: She's kidding, but if you hear me yell noodles that means I'm in trouble.
 * Callen: If I hear you yell noodles, I'm gonna shoot you myself.

History [4.15]

 * Deeks: I cannot wait to retire.
 * Sam: You know, you actually got to do some work before you can retire from something, Deeks.
 * Deeks: Just gonna sit on that beach with my dog, Monty Junior, Junior. You know, just checking out the lady birds in their bikinis.
 * Kensi: See, you're only young once, but you can be immature forever.
 * Deeks: Preach it Sister!

Wanted [4.17]

 * Kensi: Promise me you'll never do that.
 * Deeks: What's that?
 * Kensi: Get yourself killed.
 * Deeks: Well the good news for you is I have a natural aversion at death so...
 * Kensi: I'm not kidding.
 * Deeks: Ok.


 * Deeks: (to Kensi) You smell like sunshine and gunpowder...two of my favorite things.
 * Kensi: Eww. You're like wet dog.


 * Snyder: He also likes blondes.
 * Kensi: All right, I will wear a wig, but I will not dye my hair for this man.
 * Sabatino: Wouldn't help. You're not his type.
 * Kensi: [Long pause] What's his type?
 * [Snyder and Sabatino smirk and look at Deeks]
 * Deeks: No. Really?... Come on!

Part 2 [4.19]

 * Deeks: Wonder what it would be like-- you, me, Red Team...
 * Kensi: Unbearable.
 * Deeks: ...working together.
 * Kensi: We're supposed to be working an unsolved murder case in which the victim was shot in the back of the head with a low-velocity round, Deeks.
 * Deeks: Living together. Me walking in on you in the shower. Or the bunk room. You walking in on me in the shower. Or the bunk room.
 * Kensi: You walking in on Sam or Hetty.
 * Deeks: Who invited them?
 * Kensi: We're a team, aren't we?
 * Deeks: Yeah. No, two people can be a team.
 * Kensi: Mm. How many case files have you reviewed?
 * Deeks: Seven.
 * Kensi: Mm?
 * Deeks: Almost.
 * Kensi: 33.
 * Deeks: 33?!
 * (phone ringing)
 * Kensi: Get on it!
 * Deeks: (clearing his throat) Detective Marty Deeks, Cold Case Division. (laughs) Oh. Yes. Hi... Hetty. Yes. No, we're... Right now? Ops on the double.

Purity [4.20]

 * Kensi: We'll take the bikini bar.
 * Deeks: What? We will?
 * Kensi: I don't like to see him beg. And plus, he would mope all the way to Point Mugu if we didn't.
 * Deeks: This is fantastic news, but I don't beg.
 * Kensi: Oh, you beg.
 * Deeks: I definitely don't mope. 'Cause you're the moper. You're, like, Mopey Dick

Resurrection [4.21]

 * Kensi: Look, I am taking a leap here with this babysitting thing. It would be really nice to have my partner there to back me up. That is, if he takes me up on it.
 * Deeks: You want to play house?
 * Callen: They want to play house, Sam. At your house, when you're not there.
 * Sam: Oh, yeah? I have nanny cams. Everywhere.
 * Deeks: That's okay, 'cause I do some of my best work on camera.
 * Kensi: Oh, thank you for an image I will never be able to get out of my head.

Raven & The Swans [4.22]

 * Callen: Our boy got a briefcase.
 * Sam: Lap top probably inside.
 * Callen: What are the chances of getting that away from him long enough to access the computer?
 * Sam: Creating a distraction and grabbing the case 10 seconds, breaking the combination if it's locked another 20, copying the files 2 minutes.
 * Callen: Outsmarting the bad guys?
 * Sam: Priceless!




 * Sam: (referring to Callen and Hetty) Yeah, you two are cut from the same cloth.
 * Callen: Hardly. Hetty is, uh, hand-painted silk. I'm more of a--
 * Sam: Itchy polyester?
 * Callen: I was gonna say denim.
 * Sam: Well-worn denim.
 * Callen: What the hell's that supposed to mean?

Parley [4.23]

 * (phone rings)
 * Monica: Yeah? Hello? Hello?
 * Kensi: I think they hung up. [flashing her badge] NCIS.
 * Monica: What?
 * Kensi: Too many letters? Federal agent.
 * Monica: [tries to run but gets into a fist fight with Kensi] Back off, bitch. I mean it. [fight continues]
 * Deeks: Freeze!
 * Monica: Max, what are you doing? Shoot her!
 * Kensi: Sorry, honey, he's with me. And his real name is Marty Deeks, and he's a cop, and he's my partner. Who's the bitch now?
 * Monica: He is.
 * Kensi: Can't argue with that.




 * G. Callen: That whole motherland thing's overrated. I mean, look at me. I come from a line of blood-feuding gypsies who keep trying to kill me. How's that justice?




 * Deeks: I was just going to see if you were good.
 * Kensi: Yeah. You?
 * Deeks: I mean, I'm good if you are good.
 * Kensi: I'm good.
 * Deeks: Okay, good. We're good. Which is, you know... great.
 * Kensi: Glad we cleared that up.

Descent [4.24]

 * (Deeks is looking at Kensi after he kissed her)
 * Deeks: How's that for communication?