NCIS: New Orleans (season 5)


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 is an American police procedural television series, which premiered on CBS on September 23, 2014 and will conclude on May 23, 2021. The series aired in the 9:00 p.m. on Tuesdays timeslot following NCIS during Seasons One and Two. Since Season Three the series airs in the 10:00 p.m. timeslot on Tuesdays. Since Season Six the series now airs in the 10:00 p.m. timeslot on Sundays.

See You Soon [5.1]

 * Gregorio: We need to maintain the media blackout.
 * Sebastian: That's easy because we don't know anything.


 * Rita: What are his chances?
 * Wade: Slim.
 * Rita: I hope that's not your version of sugarcoating.


 * Rita: [to Pride] If this was an excuse to get me to down here, I didn't need a grand gesture. All you had to do was call.


 * LaSalle: That plan's audacious with a limited margin for error.
 * Gregorio: Yep.
 * LaSalle: Dwayne would approve.


 * LaSalle: (cell phone chimes) HQ. They need me in SCIF.
 * Gregorio: Well, get to it, boss. (sighs)
 * Gibbs: Christopher
 * LaSalle: Gibbs
 * Gibbs: How's he doing?
 * LaSalle: Honestly? Not good.
 * Gibbs: Yep. I know both sides of that. His and yours. You stay strong.
 * LaSalle: I'm trying to. Director Vance doing all right?
 * Gibbs: Yeah, he's on the mend. Your suspect, Amelia Parsons.
 * LaSalle: The best we can tell, she was tying up loose ends for her former employer. Probably fleeing now.
 * Gibbs: It's not about loose ends.
 * LaSalle: You got a lead?
 * Gibbs: Yeah, we sent you a classified file on your shooter.
 * LaSalle: We've already been read in on Amelia's file.
 * Gibbs: No, you haven't. Not on this one.
 * LaSalle: She's CIA?
 * Gibbs: She contracted for them. Off the books, wet work.
 * LaSalle: Part of a hit team.
 * Gibbs: Yeah, with someone you might recognize. Her husband, John Stone.
 * LaSalle: Mr. Stone and Pride tangled about a year ago. He went over the side of a roof. Means this wasn't about business.
 * Gibbs: Means she's making it about revenge.
 * LaSalle: Helps a lot. Thanks, Gibbs.
 * Gibbs: Christopher? We know what Dwayne means to you.
 * LaSalle: All of us.
 * Gibbs: You take it personal.
 * LaSalle: Know what you're going to say. Keep my feelings out of it and work the case.
 * Gibbs: No. Just the opposite. You use those feelings. You make it personal. You do what you have to do to get Amelia.

Inside Out [5.2]

 * Pride: [to Gregorio] I'm taking a break from taking a break.


 * Gregorio: [to Khoury] Who the hell are you?
 * Pride: She's your new boss.


 * Pride: I know I'm blessed.
 * Wade: Do you, Dwayne?


 * Patton: If I get killed, I'm going to be pissed.


 * Pride: [to Walker] I guess you're right. Today is my lucky day.


 * Pride: Good seeing you.
 * Man: We'll see you later on today, all right?
 * Pride: Thank you. Hey.
 * Laurel: Okay, Mr. Rogers.
 * Pride: What?
 * Laurel: Now that you've literally said hello to every person in your neighborhood, can we please keep it moving?
 * Pride: What's the rush?
 * Man: Glad to see you, Dwayne.
 * Pride: Thank you. The sun is out, there's not a cloud in the sky; it's a perfect day for a walk.
 * Laurel: A short walk is what we agreed to.
 * Pride: People want to chat. How you doing?
 * Man: Hey, Dwayne.
 * Pride: It'd be rude to ignore them.
 * Laurel: You are loving it, Dad.
 * Pride: Ah, maybe a little.

Diplomatic Immunity [5.3]

 * Gregorio: Are they having a bulk sale at Suits R Us?
 * Sebastian: As a matter of fact, yeah. Pretty snazzy, right?
 * Gregorio: Yeah, if it's your First Communion.
 * Sebastian: Or if you're picking up the keys to the sweet new house you just bought.
 * Gregorio: Are you serious?
 * Sebastian: Yeah.


 * [cell phone rings]
 * Pride: Carry on. [scoffs] Loretta.
 * Wade: Well, I guess old habits do die hard. I meant to call Hannah.
 * Pride: You're not the only one struggling with transitions.
 * Pride: First day frustration. No one will let me do anything.
 * Wade: Oh, perhaps you're trying to do too much. You took the job for a reason. Just slow down, focus on health. You should give it more than an hour and a half. Doctor's orders.
 * Pride: Yeah. Before you go, what do ya got?
 * Wade: Don't you think that should be Hannah's concern?
 * Pride: Uh maybe, but I'm invoking SAC's privilege. Spill.


 * Sebastian: Okay. What-Whatever that was was not Klingon.
 * Carmen: You're quite the detective, aren't you?
 * Sebastian: Yeah, kind of. Well, I'm sort of like, um, Bill Nye the Science Guy. You know? But armed.
 * Carmen: Bow tie would really bring that look home.
 * Sebastian: Yes. Yeah. Sebastian - Hmm? - is my name. My name is Sebastian. That's me. Hi.
 * Carmen: I'm your saving grace, Carmen Delahoy, diplomatic translator, United Nations Trade Association.
 * Sebastian: That is an incredibly long title. [Carmen laughs] Very impressive.


 * Gregorio: Is this a witness interview or a date?
 * Sebastian: An interview. Definitely an interview.


 * Sebastian: [to LaSalle and Gregorio] Listen, guys, don't shoot. Carmen is British Intelligence. She's on our side.

Legacy [5.4]

 * LaSalle: I can handle this.
 * Pride: You can, but you don't have to do it alone.


 * Gregorio: [to Pride] I just hope [LaSalle] can live with what he finds.


 * LaSalle: They weren't just employees. They were family.


 * Hannah: [to Amy] If you're looking for justice for your family, this is not the way.

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 * Gregorio: Maybe I just missed your face.
 * Pride: I've missed you too.

In The Blood [5.5]

 * Jimmy: Don't move.
 * Pride: Or what? You gonna shoot your own brother?
 * Jimmy: (chuckles) Been imagining this moment my whole life, actually meeting my half brother face to face.
 * Pride: Always pointing a gun at me when you imagined it?
 * Jimmy: No, that part's a little bit of a surprise. (chuckles)
 * Pride: Gonna need the weapon, Jimmy.
 * Jimmy: Yeah, of course. Sorry. I mean, guns aren't really my style.
 * Pride: Yeah, I can tell. Safety's on.

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 * [Pride enters the office with Jimmy Boyd in handcuffs]
 * Pride: Got your text. You found something.
 * Gregorio: Uh, looks like you did.
 * Jimmy: Well, technically, I found him. Jimmy Boyd. Dwayne's brother.
 * Gregorio: What?
 * Patton: Excuse me?
 * Pride: Half brother, actually. Another byproduct of Cassius' colorful personality.

Pound of Flesh [5.6]

 * Calvin: Hey.
 * Pride: Calvin. What?
 * Calvin: Sorry to let myself in, but nobody was out front.
 * Pride: Yeah, no, no, my assistant's not here. It's not like her to be late.
 * Calvin: Yeah, well, Monday mornings are rough for everyone, right?
 * Pride: Yeah. What are you doing here, Cal?
 * Calvin: What do you mean?
 * Pride: Our appointment's not until tomorrow.
 * Calvin: I couldn't wait that long to see Dwayne Pride in a suit and tie.
 * Pride: It almost makes me look respectable.
 * Calvin: Almost.

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 * (car alarm chirps)
 * LaSalle: I checked the perimeter. No sign of movement.
 * Sebastian: Entergy says the power's been cut off to the whole building.
 * Gregorio: Hmm? Wait, you're telling me I have to go into Dracula's castle in the dark?
 * Sebastian: You want me to hold your little hand?
 * Gregorio: You touch me, Sebastian, I'll shoot you.

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 * (phone ringing)
 * Pride: Hannah, please tell me you found Ginny.
 * Hannah: No, not yet, but a neighbor did see Marquez loading her into a black Toyota. We got three agencies assisting with the manhunt.
 * Pride: Well, he came after Ginny twice. She must have the liver that he needs.
 * Hannah: Yeah, and whoever he needs it for probably can't wait much longer.
 * Pride: We need to track down every doctor in this area who has the training required to perform the transplant.
 * Hannah: Well, I would ask Dr. Welles for a list, but after our last conversation, I doubt he'd cooperate.
 * Pride: Well, I'm not gonna give him a choice.
 * Wade: I'll drive.
 * Pride: I'm fine, Loretta. I'm fine, I'm fi
 * Wade: Dwayne. Give me your keys, Dwayne. If you're nice, maybe I'll let you pick the music.

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 * Sebastian: Hannah, will you tell her that she's got to put the ears on, please?
 * Hannah: (laughs) Wow. I thought you hated Halloween.
 * Sebastian: She's had a bit of a change of heart.
 * Gregorio: I did not. I still hate it.
 * Sebastian: Well, why are you going out with me, then?
 * Gregorio: Because I owe you, for scaring the living crap out of me at that abandoned lab, and because payback's a bitch, right? - I got a plan to get him back.
 * Sebastian: Okay, all right. That's fine. This is gonna be the worst Halloween of my life.
 * Gregorio: You're welcome to join.
 * Hannah: Maybe next time.
 * Sebastian: I'm actually, I think I'm gonna chill out here. I was gonna watch a-- maybe a movie.
 * Gregorio: Oh, Sebastian, put the damn ears back on and move your tail.
 * Sebastian: (sighs)
 * Gregorio: Night, Hannah.
 * Sebastian: Meow.
 * Hannah: Meow.

Sheepdogs [5.7]

 * LaSalle: Sure you know what you're doing?
 * Sebastian: Sure you want to know the answer?

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 * Hannah: [to Yasmin] You are a truly troubled young lady, and I feel sorry for you. I told you I'd show you what I'm capable of.

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 * Wade: I'd say good morning, but 7 a.m. is too early to deal with this kind of tragedy.

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 * Pride: [to Hannah] You should come to the Tru Tone. The team drinks for free tonight.
 * Gregorio: The team always drinks for free.

Close to Home [5.8]

 * Steven: What should I tell them?
 * Pride: Tell them I'm bringing a couple boxes of the best pastries in New Orleans.
 * Steven: They'd better be good.

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 * Gregorio: Wouldn't have one of those yearbook photos lying around?
 * Hannah: Burned 'em all.

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 * LaSalle: We're not the enemies here.
 * Jimmy: Every time I hear a cop say that, my life got worse.

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 * Pride: I'm pretty sure Mateo's one of the reasons I came back from the dead.
 * Steven: Next time lie to me.

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 * Jimmy: Dwyane happens to be bulletproof.
 * Pride: A bit of an exaggeration.

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 * Mateo: Looks like the house with the chainsaw killer living in the basement.
 * Jimmy: You're in luck. No basements in New Orleans.

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 * Mateo:: Hold up. You two are brothers?
 * Pride and Jimmy: Half!

Risk Assessment [5.9]

 * Pride: Think that will make your problems go away?
 * Jimmy: It will keep you from being caught up in them.

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 * Patton: It's a reminder of how bad drivers are around here.
 * Hannah: You've never been to Istanbul.

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 * Charlie: You make it seem so easy.
 * Hannah: It's not, Charlie, and I think you know that.

Tick Tock [5.10]

 * Parsons: Just so I'm clear, are you killing me or you breaking me out?
 * Pride: Breaking you out.

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 * Parsons: Who are you talking to?
 * Pride: Your friends.
 * Parsons: I don't have any friends.

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 * Pride: Let me make one thing clear: I don't trust you.
 * Parsons: I don't trust you either.

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 * Pride: [to Parsons] You aren't behind this. They want something from you too.

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 * Parsons: [to Pride] We both looked death in the face, and you know what I saw? I saw myself. What about you?

Vindicta [5.11]

 * Wade: I'll spare you my two cents on coping.
 * Pride: Thank you.

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 * Sebastian: What if we can't find Apollyon?
 * LaSalle: That's not an option.

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 * Pride: Walker.
 * Walker: What took you so long?

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 * Jimmy: Here I'm a grown-ass man, and I'm still the bastard.
 * Pride: Not to me.

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 * Pride: Your ex, huh? Kind of buried the lead.
 * Hannah: Kind of a sore topic.

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 * Pride: You have been taking in easy?
 * Wade: I'm stubborn like a mule, just like you, but I'm trying.
 * Pride: That's all I can ask.

Desperate Navy Wives [5.12]

 * Sebastian: Hannah usually says please when she gives us orders.
 * Pride: Get the hell out of here, please.

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 * Gregorio: What is Pride thinking? I don't fit in with this social set.
 * Sebastian: I don't know. I think you're rocking that sweater set.

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 * Pride: I'm OK.
 * LaSalle: That's what I said too. Then my father's death hit me like a ton of bricks.

X [5.13]

 * Sebastian: I want you to know that if anything goes wrong, I appreciate you.
 * Gregorio: Same here babe.

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 * Nero: [to Loretta] You are one of a kind. Hand to God.

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 * Hannah: You'd be surprised at what's in my bag.

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 * Nero: [to Gregorio] What's in here makes Ebola look like the hiccups.

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 * Pride: Drop that container!
 * Nero: If I do that, we all die.

Conspiracy Theories [5.14]

 * Hannah: Isn't this NOPD's jurisdiction?
 * Pride: I spoke to the chief, explained our history with Crane. NOPD'll run point but welcome any help we can offer.

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 * Sebastian: You want to go finish that game of Risk we started?
 * Oliver: I thought you'd never ask.
 * Gregorio: Nerds.

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 * Oliver: Even compliments from you come off as snarky.
 * Gregorio: It's a gift.

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 * LaSalle: I thought this was an open forum.
 * Ferrington: Well, it's closed now.

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 * Oliver: Man, I hate when I'm wrong.
 * Wade: I think you'd be used to it by now.

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 * Oliver: This is exciting! We got the band back together. What can I do?
 * Gregorio: Roll over and play dead.

Crab Mentality [5.15]

 * Pride: This is legal?
 * Patton: Not in the strictest definition.
 * Sebastian: Not in any definition.

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 * Sebastian: Where's DHS taking Hannah.
 * Gregorio: To the gallows.

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 * Gregorio: You OK?
 * Hannah: I just need a minute.

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 * Jax: Why did you do that?
 * Pride: Because I really want to believe you.

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 * Pride: Liam doesn't want to be found.
 * Hannah: Would that stop you?
 * Pride: Probably not.

Survivor [5.16]

 * Pride: Naomi's a fighter, just like her momma.
 * Hannah: Can I get that in writing?

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 * Sebastian: I can't believe I hit him from here.
 * Gregorio: You didn't.
 * Sebastian: That makes more sense.

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 * LaSalle: We've all got skeletons in our closets.
 * Gregorio: But Hannah's are up and walking around.

Reckoning [5.17]

 * Isler: They need you. I get it.
 * Pride: Actually, I need them. I've been through a lot in the last few months.

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 * Conroy: They don't need no protection. I'm their protection.
 * Gregorio: You're doing a crap job.

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 * Pride: Hannah, be careful out there.
 * Hannah: You too, Pride.

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 * Isler: This is different.
 * Pride: How?
 * Isler: We're the good guys.

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 * Pride: How'd you get this information?
 * Kirby: Don't ask.

In Plain Sight [5.18]

 * Patton: Ain't no one gonna die today?
 * Reed: And how can you be so sure?
 * Patton: Cause I was stalling, jackass.

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 * Patton: No need for weapons. I'm just a computer specialist.
 * Simms: I'm not.

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 * Patton: Pride, I'm a grown man. I watched him die. I want to see my friend.
 * Pride: I know what you're facing. I've been through it. You have to face it before it gets away from you.

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 * LaSalle: Nick Taylor was a wounded warrior. Who would have wanted to target him?
 * Pride: Let's find out.

A House Divided [5.19]

 * LaSalle: According to the guests, there was an argument that broke out right before the lieutenant came tumbling.
 * Pride: Any details?
 * Hannah: Tammy and Sebastian are questioning the guests now.
 * Pride: And the Prescott family?
 * Hannah: We're looking for 'em.
 * Pride: What do mean "looking"?
 * Hannah: Well, it is a big house, as Loretta said. The mother disappeared as soon as NOPD arrived. Hasn't been seen since.
 * Pride: Well, let's get on that.

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 * Hannah: Are we going to let the Prescotts get away with this?
 * Pride: Not by a long shot.

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 * Hannah: There was an argument. Did someone want to hurt Wyatt?
 * Bryce: Only those who have met him.

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 * Pride: What can you tell me, Loretta?
 * Wade: My entire house can fit in this room.
 * Pride: About Lieutenant Prescott.
 * Wade: Broken neck as far as I can tell. There's 21 steps in the staircase. It's quite a fall.
 * Hannah: Did he fall? Or was he pushed?
 * Wade: I cannot tell yet.
 * LaSalle: [approaching with an evidence baggie in hand] If it was an accident, I may have the cause. These were hidden in Lieutenant Prescott's room.
 * Pride: That's a lot of pills.
 * LaSalle: [showing more evidence baggies] Yeah, and that's not all. May have been having a private party.
 * Hannah: Ooh, well, depending on what's in those pills, combined with alcohol, that could send anyone tumbling down those stairs.
 * Wade: Yeah, well, we'll know more once I've run a full tox screen.

Jackpot [5.20]

 * Elvis: [to Wendy] I was 30 before I got my first felony.
 * Pride: That's not a good thing, Elvis.

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 * Pride: Any way to figure out where they're buying [tickets]?
 * Wendy: Yeah, but I may need to break a few more laws to do it.

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 * Elvis: My therapist says hacking is my love language.
 * Pride: Some people just pick up the phone.

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 * Sebastian: How is Wendy Cotts your daughter?
 * Elvis: Well, Sebastian, when a man and a woman ...

Trust Me [5.21]

 * Gregorio: Having someone who cares about you helps.
 * LaSalle: You're talking about me, aren't you?

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 * Pride: You were a little harsh on the phone.
 * Gregorio: I had to sell it, didn't I?

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 * Pride: I heard you talked to Ryan.
 * Hannah: It wasn't a talk. More of a skirmish.

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 * Hannah: You can't make unilateral decisions that affect our family.
 * Ryan: Of course I can. I learned from the best.

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 * Hannah: I'm not hiding anything from you. I promised I wouldn't.
 * Ryan: Oh, you're keeping your promises now.

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 * Pride: Natalie's mom is married to the victim's ex.
 * Gregorio: You'd think that was something he'd have mentioned, huh?

Chaos Theory [5.22]

 * Pride: You want to go first?
 * LaSalle: After you, King.

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 * Pride: If you ever try anything like this again ...
 * Sebastian: I knew. Gregorio's going to kill me.
 * Pride: She's going to have to wait in line.

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 * Sebastian: [to Neela] You can't stop chaos. But a friend of mine told me you need to find some order.

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 * Lana: [to Sebastian] Hey, Sebastian. You really are an inspiration for geeks everywhere.

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 * Sebastian: When I was climbing the ladder, I was hit by something ...
 * Pride: Dizziness.

Part 1 [5.23]

 * Hannah: I know where Pride's heading and I'm going to help him.
 * Sebastian: Do you want to share with the class?

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 * Pride: You'd do the same thing for me.
 * Isler: I kind of have to say that under the circumstances.

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 * Isler: Dwayne, what are you doing here?
 * Pride: I had a bunch of vacation days saved up.

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 * Pride: What is this place?
 * Luka: My office.

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 * Pride: We paid them $5,000.
 * Luka: You were robbed.

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 * LaSalle: Are you sure we can trust this guy Luka?
 * Pride: I'm sure we don't have a choice.

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 * Pride: What'd you say?
 * LaSalle: I meant to say we mean no harm. But it's possible I insulted their mamas.

Part 2 [5.24]

 * Rita: What is that place, Patton?
 * Patton: Walker's personal Alamo.

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 * [Pride is hallucinating]
 * Walker: [to Pride] There's nothing more important than family.
 * Jimmy [to Pride]: What are you going to do to preserve yours?

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 * Pride: And I'm just supposed to trust you.
 * Angel of Death: Trust your instincts, Dwayne.

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 * Sebastian: When this is over, we've got to invest in a lock.
 * Patton: Yeah, if we still have jobs.