NCIS (TV series)

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NCIS (2003–present) is a CBS network television series about a team of special agents from the Naval Criminal Investigative Service that investigates any crime involving personnel or dependants in the United States Navy or Marine Corps.

JAG Pilot Episodes

 * Before being launched as its own series, NCIS was featured as a 2 part episode in Season 8 of the Series JAG

Ice Queen

 * Ducky: Agent Blackadder reminds me of a young woman I autopsied once.
 * Gibbs: [looking at the body] When'd she die?
 * Ducky: Oh, gosh, in Hollywood. Let's see, it's got to be at least 20 years ago. She was an assistant film editor and the film editor's wife caught them in flagrante delicto--
 * Gibbs: [interrupting] This one, Ducky. When did this one die?


 * Gibbs: Cause of death?
 * Ducky: Well, it wasn't the arrow.


 * Tony: [referring to the Caf Pow] Is that number 2 or 3 today?
 * Abby: If you must know, it's number 4.
 * Tony: [holds up evidence bag] I brought you a present.
 * Abby: [smiles] And you wonder why you're still single.


 * Tony: You redecorating?
 * Abby: I thought I'd brighten the place up a bit.
 * Tony: You take these?
 * Abby: Yeah, that's a cross section of what a 12 gauge did to an L3 to L5.
 * Tony: Shotgun-shattered backbone?
 * Abby: Ya, the middle one there is a cross section of an icepick to a cerebellum.
 * Tony: [grimaces, then looks at another picture] Duodenum?
 * Abby: Yeah; I like to call it "Duodenum with a lye chaser". It's a sad end of a Drano drinker.
 * Tony: You need to get out more, Abby.
 * Abby: Is that an invite?


 * Abby: [lifting a fingerprint for the victim's car] Let your fingers do the talking. [to Tony] Why'd they tow it?
 * Tony: It was abandoned in a lot at Great Falls. Any of those finger prints big enough to be a man's?
 * Abby: Yep. Whoever was riding shotgun.
 * Tony: How fast can you run 'em?
 * Abby: Usually about 12 hours, but for dinner...
 * Tony: Get me an ID in two, and I'll make it Cafe Alantico.
 * Abby: Sweet.


 * [Gibbs and Rabb are in the interrogation room at NCIS headquarters]
 * Gibbs: You're more comfortable asking questions than you're answering them.
 * Rabb: Guess I'm not used to being a suspect.
 * Gibbs: Suspect? You said you were a suspect. Have I read you your Article 31 rights?
 * Rabb: No you haven't. Which means you're playing a very risky game, Gunny.
 * Gibbs: I'm not smart enough to play risky games with a lawyer of your caliber, Rabb.
 * Rabb: That's Commander Rabb. Or Commander. Or Sir, Gunny. I believe as a reservist, you're still technically in the Marine Corps.
 * Gibbs: [calmly] I'm an NCIS special agent. I don't have to salute you or "sir" you or give you any military courtesy. But you know that. So who's playing the games here?
 * [Silence]


 * [Vivian is reading Rabb his rights]
 * Rabb: I know my Article 31 rights, and I waive them.
 * [she continues reading them]
 * Rabb: I said I waive them.
 * Gibbs: She used to be FBI.

Meltdown

 * Rabb: There are enough holes in this case to raise reasonable doubt.
 * Lt. Cmdr. Coleman: There is also enough evidence to tie you to the murders and a string of witnesses. Your colleagues will testify to angry words between you and Lieutenant Singer right up to the time of her death.
 * Rabb: Well, it could be worse, I guess.
 * Coleman: How?
 * Rabb: I could not have an alibi.
 * Coleman: [in annoyance] You have an alibi?
 * Rabb: No.


 * [Ducky is telling his findings in court]
 * Major McBurney: What else did you discover?
 * Ducky: On her left buttock, I found a tattoo of a stalking leopard. Majestic. Brilliant. I've only seen one other like it: on a tango dancer in Buenos Aires who died of dehydration. I was on sabbatical at the ti--
 * McBurney: [interrupts] Doctor, I was asking about Lieutenant Singer.
 * Ducky: She wasn't in Buenos Aires...


 * Coleman: Doctor isn't it possible that the LT's injuries were a result of an accidental fall?
 * Ducky: [very seriously] Well the railing is very high. It's quite unlikely. Unless the LT's unconscious body levitated and dropped over the side. I've heard--
 * Coleman: [cutting him off] Thank you Doctor.


 * [after finding Commander Rabb's name on the hat]
 * Abby: If the hat does fit, you can't acquit.
 * [both lawyers give Abby a funny look]
 * Abby: Oh, come on; one of you would have said it if you had thought of it first.


 * Vivian: I'm sorry, I almost blew it.
 * Gibbs: [disapprovingly] Almost?
 * Tony: I still like you.

Seasons

 * Season 1
 * Season 2
 * Season 3
 * Season 4
 * Season 5
 * Season 6
 * Season 7
 * Season 8
 * Season 9
 * Season 10
 * Season 11
 * Season 12
 * Season 13
 * Season 14
 * Season 15
 * Season 16
 * Season 17
 * Season 18
 * Season 19
 * Season 20
 * Season 21

Cast and characters

 * Mark Harmon as
 * as Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (2003–16)
 * Sean Murray as
 * as Abigail "Abby" Sciuto (2003–18)
 * as (2005–13)
 * as Caitlin "Kate" Todd (2003–05)
 * as Dr. Donald "Ducky" Mallard
 * as the late Jenny Shepard, former Director of NCIS (2005–08)
 * as current Director of NCIS Leon Vance (2008–present)
 * as Jimmy Palmer
 * as Eleanor "Ellie" Bishop (2013–present)