NYPD Blue (season 2)


 * Seasons: 1 2 7 12 |Main

NYPD Blue (1993–2005) was an American TV show airing on ABC, set in New York City, exploring the internal and external struggles of the fictional 15th precinct of Manhattan. The show was created by Steven Bochco and David Milch and inspired by Milch's relationship with Bill Clark, a former member of the New York City Police Department who eventually became one of the show's producers.

Trials and Tribulations [2.01]

 * Dan: Remember: G.R.I.P. Growth. Resolution. Intention. Purpose.
 * Andy: [mutters] Yeah. Grip this.

For whom the Skell Rolls [2.02]

 * Norman: You girls know the rules: your homework is late, I have to spank you.
 * Denise: We know.
 * Norman: Well, get in the position.
 * Denise: [spanked] Ouch.
 * Suzie: [spanked] Ouch!


 * Andy: If I got dick-fist, Brigham, my fist looks like your face.

Cop Suey [2.03]

 * Andy: Beep. Beep.

Dead and Gone [2.03]

 * Vincent: Good night, Kelly.
 * John: Good night, Sergeant.


 * Andy: "He embarrassed the job"

[sniffs]
 * Andy: And piss runs uphill, right, Captain? An you're a stand-up guy.


 * Andy: It's IAB - they can't find their own heads up their asses!

Simone Says [2.04]

 * Bobby: [opening lines]

[Sipowicz arrives for work and looks at his new reading eyeglasses when Bobby Simone enters the locker room] Det. Bobby Simone: Morning. How's it going? [Sipowicz warily walks up to Simone]
 * Bobby: Oh, Andy. Bobby Simone. Good to meet you.
 * Andy: Uh... yeah.

[Sipowicz walks out of the locker room and into the squad room where he sees Lt. Fancy arriving for work]
 * Andy: Hey, Lieutenant. It's no good. It's not gonna work out. I just met this new guy.
 * Arthur: Simone?
 * Andy: Yeah. It's not gonna work out.
 * Arthur: What happened?
 * Andy: Don't get me started. His attitude is all wrong. "How you doing?" That type of thing.
 * Arthur: He asked you how you are doing?
 * Andy: Yeah. I can't... it's not going to work out.


 * Andy: Hey, how's it going?
 * Sylvia: I was just seeing Abruzzo. Is that the new detective?
 * Andy: [nods] Simone, what kind of name is that?
 * Sylvia: First or last?
 * Andy: If it was his first, he'd be a girl.
 * Sylvia: Last name... Simone, sounds French to me.
 * Andy: Yeah, maybe.
 * Bobby: [into a phone] Hey, I went through a lot of trouble getting that red cock. I don't want to argue with you! You tell Billy that he can't come around my place anymore with his blue-barred cock! Okay... thanks.

[Simone hangs up and sees everyone in the station looking at him]
 * Bobby: I breed birds. Racing pigeons.
 * Sylvia: [to Sipowicz] Tell him you keep fish.
 * Andy: Assistant D.A. Costas, this is Detective Simone.
 * Bobby: How do you do?
 * Sylvia: How do you do.
 * Andy: [to Simone] They gave you that address?
 * Bobby: Yeah, she's working Seventh Avenue.
 * Sylvia: [to Simone] Must be interesting raising pigeons.
 * Bobby: It's a lot of fun, gets you outdoors.
 * Sylvia: You guys and your hobbies.


 * Andy: Takes me 22 years to make second grade, this guy gets there shoving away squeegie-bums.