No Hard Feelings (2023 film)

No Hard Feelings is a 2023 American sex comedy film about a 32-year-old Uber driver who answers an ad to date a shy 19-year-old in order to boost his confidence prior to college.
 * Directed by Gene Stupnitsky. Written by Gene Stupnitsky and John Phillips.

'''Pretty. Awkward.'''taglines



Maddie Barker

 * [sees a couple on their phone in a bedroom] Does anyone even fuck anymore?
 * [after a car honks at her while she roller-blades on the road] YOU THINK I CHOSE THIS?!

Percy

 * [protesting skinny dipping in the ocean at night] Isn't this how Jaws started?

Dialogue

 * Maddie: Do you want me to date him, or "date" him?
 * Laird, Allison: Yes!
 * Laird: Date him!
 * Allison: Date him!
 * Laird: Date him hard!
 * Maddie: I'll date his brains out!


 * Maddie: [after fighting a few kids in the nude] What about you? Want some business?
 * Beach Bully: No, no, no, take it, take it.
 * Maddie: You think it's cool to steal clothes?
 * Beach Bully: You need fucking help. Call the cops.
 * Maddie: Stay the fuck out of Montauk!


 * Maddie: It was a long time ago. Who cares?
 * Percy: I care.


 * Maddie: I had this really intense dream about you last night. Don't ask.
 * Percy: Of course. That's private.
 * Maddie: Do you ever have those?
 * Percy: Uh, intense dreams? Um... Actually, uh, yeah.
 * Maddie: Tell me.
 * Percy: You know Harley Quinn from Suicide Squad?
 * Maddie: Okay.
 * Percy: I had this one dream where I wouldn't let her adopt a dog. So she'd locked me in one of the dog cages and dragged me back to her hideout. I kicked at the cage and screamed. [Maddie looks confused]
 * Maddie: And that made you come?
 * Percy: Uh... I did not.
 * Maddie: How the fuck is that a sex dream?
 * Percy: You asked me if I have intense dreams.


 * Cameron B: [filming himself on phone] Yo, yo, what's going on, you guys? It's your boy, Cameron B. We are kicking the summer off right at a sick house party in Montauk.
 * Trash Gucci: [also filming himself] Now me. Yo, what's up? It's me, Trash Gucci. If you or someone you know is being bullied, never be afraid to speak up. [Maddie steps in the background of their filming to use the beer keg] Bullying is not a...
 * Cameron B: [to Maddie] Excuse me, ma'am. Can you not do that while we're recording? Thank you.
 * Maddie: Just getting a beer, Frosted.
 * Cameron B: [to Trash Gucci] Did she just call me Frosted? [he and his friend train their phones on Maddie] That, my friends, is what we call a bully, huh?
 * Maddie: Oh, no, not a phone. Someone help, I'm being filmed.


 * Jim: You could always sell your kidney. You could sell your hair, your plasma, your eggs. The human body's a cash cow. People don't understand that.
 * Sara: Jim, I can feel our baby getting dumber.


 * [at a bar with Maddie]
 * Percy: I just hope my parents don’t find out that I’m here.
 * Maddie: Do they come here?
 * Percy: No, no. They track my phone.
 * Maddie: Wow, okay. Do they microchip you too?


 * Percy: You're gonna be okay.
 * Maddie: What are you, some kind of wise Buddha? You're gonna be okay.
 * Percy: We're both gonna be okay.


 * [Maddie is being kicked out of a teen's party]
 * Maddie: Your fucking parents are here?
 * Party Mother: You think our son would have a party without our consent?

Taglines

 * Pretty. Awkward.


 * Not a love story.

Cast

 * Jennifer Lawrence - Maddie Barker
 * Andrew Barth Feldman - Percy Becker
 * Matthew Broderick - Laird Becker
 * Laura Benanti - Allison Becker
 * Natalie Morales - Sara
 * Scott MacArthur - Jim
 * Ebon Moss-Bachrach - Gary
 * Hasan Minhaj - Doug Khan
 * Kyle Mooney - Jody
 * Zahn McClarnon - Gabe Sawyer