Octopussy

Octopussy is a 1983 film in which a fake Fabergé egg and a fellow agent's death leads James Bond to uncovering an international jewel smuggling operation, headed by the mysterious Octopussy, being used to disguise a nuclear attack on NATO forces.
 * Directed by John Glen. Written by George MacDonald Fraser, Michael G. Wilson, and Richard Maibaum, based on a short story by Ian Fleming.

Nobody does it better...thirteen times. (taglines)

Kamal Khan

 * Englishman. Likes eggs, preferably Faberge, and dice, preferably loaded.
 * Mr. Bond is indeed of a very rare breed... soon to be made extinct.

Dialogue

 * [Bond and Vijay's car is being chased by Gobinda and his henchmen.]
 * Bond: Vijay, we've got company!
 * Vijay: No problem, this is a company car!


 * Bond: [hands Q his coat] Do you think you can help me? Someone seems to have stuck a knife in my wallet.
 * Q: Oh, and missed you? What a pity!


 * Bond: [looking at the tattoo on Magda's back] What is that?
 * Magda: That's my little octopussy.


 * Bond: So does he have a proposition for me or do you?
 * Magda: He suggest a trade. The egg... for your life.
 * Bond: Well, I heard the price of eggs was going up, but isn't that a little high?


 * [Vijay arrives to relieve Q as they monitor Octopussy's island palace from the lakeshore]
 * Vijay: Is he still there?
 * Q: You must be joking! 007 on an island populated exclusively by women? We won't see him till dawn!


 * Orlov: [enters the trailer, sees Bond in Mischka's clothes from behind] Leave that! Let's go.
 * Bond: [turns around, facing Orlov with pointed gun] No, let's stay. You. Sit on that box. Hands on your knees. Come on, move! Now why is that bomb on the train?
 * Orlov: Who are you?
 * Bond: I'm with British Secret Service.
 * [the scene cuts to two Russian soldiers having finished examining General Orlov's car with the jewel container inside the trunk and leaving to do their duty; the scene cuts again to Bond still holding General Orlov captive inside the trailer]
 * Orlov: You should be more concerned about getting out of here alive.
 * Bond: I am more concerned about an atomic bomb exploding on a United States Air Force base. You surely can't be inviting a full-scale nuclear war. What happens when the US retaliates?
 * Orlov: [grins] Against whom?
 * Bond: [frowning, realizing Orlov's scheme] My God. Of course. Our early-warning system will rule out the possibility of that bomb having come from Russia or anywhere else. Everyone will assume incorrectly that it was an American bomb triggered accidentally.
 * Orlov: That would be the most plausible explanation.
 * Bond: Europe will insist on unilateral disarmament, leaving every border undefended for you to walk across at will. And it doesn't matter a damn to you, I suppose, that thousands of innocent people will be killed in this little "accident" of yours?
 * Orlov: Better than letting a handful of old men in Moscow bargain away our advantage in disarmament talks!
 * Bond: On your feet, General. You're going to stop that train.
 * Orlov: [they hear hoot as the train starts to move off] It's too late.
 * Bond: You can stop it at the border. [the trailer door opens, revealing two Russian soldiers and Bond, having been caught, kills one soldier and escapes to avoid being killed by the other]
 * Orlov: [referring to Bond escaping from the Russian soldier, who is chasing him] Kill him!! Kill him!!


 * [General Gogol walks to a crawling General Orlov, who has just been shot by East German border guards, thinking he was trying to defect by chasing the Octopussy circus train]
 * Gogol: A common thief! A disgrace to the uniform!
 * Orlov: [weakly] Yes. But tomorrow, I shall be a hero of the Soviet... Union... [dies]


 * [at Feldstadt Air Base, Kamal Khan prepares to leave ahead of the expected nuclear explosion]
 * Kamal Khan: [to a USAF lieutenant-general] General, excuse me. I have some traveling arrangements to make. Enjoy the show.
 * US general: Thank you.
 * US aide: I'm sure the general will get a big blast out of this.
 * Khan: I know he won't be disappointed.


 * [Bond and Q float in a hot air balloon as Octopussy's troops raid Khan's lair]
 * Bond: I trust you can handle this contraption, Q?
 * Q: It goes by hot air.
 * Bond: Oh, then you can.


 * Khan: You seem to have a nasty habit of surviving.
 * Bond: Well, you know what they say about the fittest.

Taglines

 * Nobody does it better...thirteen times.
 * James Bond's all time action high.
 * Nobody does him better.

Cast

 * Roger Moore - James Bond
 * Maud Adams - Octopussy
 * Louis Jourdan - Kamal Khan
 * Kristina Wayborn - Magda
 * Kabir Bedi - Gobinda
 * Steven Berkoff - General Orlov
 * Desmond Llewelyn - Q
 * Robert Brown - M
 * Lois Maxwell - Miss Moneypenny
 * Michaela Clavell - Penelope Smallbone
 * Walter Gotell - General Anatol Gogol