Oh, God! Book II

Oh, God! Book II (1980, stylised onscreen as Oh, God! II) is a comedy film and a sequel to the 1977 film, Oh, God!  It was followed in 1984 by the third and final installment, Oh, God! You Devil.
 * Screenplay by Josh Greenfeld, Hal Goldman, Fred S. Fox, Seaman Jacobs, and Melissa Miller; produced and directed by Gilbert Cates.

That's right, I made another movie. You know me, I can't stop creating. (tagline)

God

 * [looking at Earth] What a mess.  Every time I look down there, it gets worse.  Maybe I oughta stop looking down.  Millions of planets, and that one's always been a problem.  Why that one?  I know why: people.  I had to put people on it.  Maybe I oughta go down there and look around.  I gotta do something.  Let's see, um…[lightning strikes]  Please, not now, I'm thinking!
 * I'm not always on cloud nine.
 * People remember the miracle and forget why I did it.
 * I don't take off for spelling.
 * They gave some of my best people a pretty hard time.
 * But, Tracy, I don't want you to think I'm bragging, but, let's face it: I'm an original, the one and only. I made my own mould and threw it away.
 * I say, if you don't set deadlines, nothing happens.
 * "Bananas." I hate that expression.  I make a beautiful fruit, and people use it for "crazy."
 * Mathematics. That was a mistake.  I should have made the whole thing a little easier.
 * Nobody's perfect.
 * When I sneeze, there's no one around to bless me.
 * Honest to me, I didn't.
 * I need all the help I can get.

God's fortune cookie messages

 * Meet me in the lounge.
 * I mean you - Tracy.

Tracy Richards

 * Oh, Daddy, you and your tricks. You're always trying to pull something on me.
 * Daddy, just because you can't see spirits doesn't mean they're not there. It's kinda like believing in God: sometimes, you just have to believe in things you can't see.
 * But—but if You are God, why would You bother with me?
 * Have you ever felt like you might be dreaming, even though you knew you were awake?
 * Mom, we know that God has a lot of wonderful qualities, but what would you say are some of His strongest points?
 * It was some dumb commercial. They're always trying to sell you something.
 * You know, You're not exactly easy to turn down.
 * You talk to me like I'm grown up. I like that.
 * God brought me home on His motorcycle.

Tracy's slogans

 * How do you spell relief? G-O-D.
 * Inspired by a Rolaids ad.
 * God is bullish on humanity.
 * Inspired by a Merrill Lynch ad.
 * You're in good hands with God.
 * Inspired by an Allstate ad.
 * Let God put you in the driver's seat.
 * Inspired by a Hertz ad.
 * Buy God, B-U-Y.
 * Try God!
 * Good God!
 * Great God!
 * Think God!
 * Inspiration received when Shingo said to Tracy, "We'll think God tomorrow."

Paula Richards

 * [to Tracy] Don't watch any horror films, okay?  [cuts to a scene of Tracy watching a horror film]

Rosa

 * No, He never talks to me. Maybe he doesn't understand Spanish so good.

Shingo

 * Did you get His autograph?
 * I don't believe a word of what you're saying; spelling always counts.

Shingo's slogan

 * You can be sure…if it's God.
 * Inspired by a Westinghouse ad.

Dialogue

 * Tracy Richards: Are you God, sir?
 * God: Forget the "sir."  Just plain "God," the owner of the store, also known as the man upstairs.


 * Tracy Richards: How old are you?
 * God: Who knows?  After the first two-million years, I stopped counting.


 * Tracy Richards: Slogans really work.  You'll become a household word.
 * God: A household word.  Yeah, that would be nice for a change.


 * Tracy Richards: God, on The Johnny Carson Show?
 * God: [on t. v.]  Why not?  He gets everybody else to replace him.


 * God: I'll give you another week.
 * Tracy Richards: Just a week?
 * God: That's long enough.  Look at what I accomplished in a week.  And I did it without computers.


 * Tracy Richards: It's just a gut feeling.  (That's an advertising expression.)
 * Shingo: Well, I gotta gut feeling, too:  I'm hungry.  Let's go home.


 * God: Tracy, I really like it.
 * Tracy Richards: Thank God!
 * God: I like that one, too, but let's go with "Think God."


 * Tracy Richards: Who do you pray to?
 * God: Me?  Well, sometimes I talk to myself.

Tagline

 * That's right, I made another movie. You know me, I can't stop creating.

Main cast

 * George Burns — God
 * Louanne — Tracy Richards
 * Suzanne Pleshette — Paula Richards
 * David Birney — Don Richards
 * John Louie — Shingo
 * Wilfrid Hyde-White — Judge Thomas Miller
 * Conrad Janis — Charles Benson, School Principal
 * Hans Conried — Dr. Barnes
 * Alma Beltran — Rosa, Paula's housekeeper