Old Dogs (film)

Old Dogs is a 2009 American comedy film about two friends and business partners who find their lives turned upside down when strange circumstances lead them to be the temporary guardians of seven year-old twins.
 * Directed by Walt Becker. Written by David Diamond and David Weissman.

Sit. Stay. Play Dad.taglines

Charlie Reed

 * [reading fine print from one of Dan's prescription bottles] Watch out for sudden loss of depth perception?

Dan Rayburn

 * Whoa, does this drink come with a diving board? It's insane!

Other

 * Yancy: [after tackling Dan] How's that feel, Gilmore Girl?

Dialogue

 * Dan: If I'm going to be an old dad, you're going to be an Uncle Charlie. We can do this.
 * Charlie: We?


 * Yancy: You ladies ready to play a little Ultimate Frisbee?
 * Dan: I think so, Mr. Testosterone!


 * Charlie: You crying, man?
 * Jimmy: [holding back tears] I ain't cyring!


 * Charlie: The kids have never seen Friday the 13th, part 1 or 2!
 * Vicki: Oh, my God!
 * Dan: He's kidding. He's a kidder. He was scared of The Wizard of Oz. He's kidding. The monkeys got him in the nuts.


 * Zach: I think "scat" is poop.
 * Dan: Really, son?
 * Zach: Yeah.
 * Charlie: You wiped poop on my face?
 * Dan: Yeah. Scat happens, man.

Taglines

 * Sit. Stay. Play Dad.
 * Life is Not Child-Proof

Cast

 * John Travolta - Charlie Reed
 * Robin Williams - Dan Rayburn
 * Kelly Preston - Vicki Greer, Dan's wife
 * Seth Green - Craig White
 * Ella Bleu Travolta - Emily Greer, Dan & Vicki's daughter
 * Lori Loughlin - Amanda Reed
 * Conner Rayburn - Zach Greer, Dan & Vicki's son
 * Rita Wilson - Jenna
 * Bernie Mac - Jimmy Lunchbox
 * Matt Dillon - Troop Leader Barry