Open Season (2006 film)



Open Season is a 2006 American computer-animated adventure comedy film about Boog, a domesticated 900lb. Grizzly bear, finds himself stranded in the woods 3 days before Open Season. Forced to rely on Elliot, a fast-talking mule reindeer, the two form an unlikely friendship and must quickly rally other forest animals if they are to form a rag-tag army against the hunters.
 * Directed by Roger Allers, Jill Culton. Written by Steve Bencich and Ron J. Friedman.

Boog

 * [Eating animal crackers while in the backseat of Gordy's truck and after singing his own version of "Teddy Bear's Picnic"] If you go out in the woods today there's gonna... be some fries. Yeah. And the giraffes, they taste almost exactly like the elephants. That's messed up.
 * [Stumbles into his garage and sees Dinkleman staring from his bed] Hey. What are you looking at? I told you not to wait up. [does a tired growl]
 * The Woo-Hoo bar. She's my milady. Smooth and creamy. So bad I shouldn't. Yet I will.
 * Behold. The Mighty… Grizzly! Goodnight. (he faints)
 * When I'm a bearskin rug, they can walk all over me. Until then, I ain't going down without a fight.
 * All right, fishies. Give it up for Boog.
 * Not this fall, baby. The fall after this fall.
 * I'm not working with this guy.
 * This here is my home.
 * Oh yeah. Don't mess with the Boogster.

Elliot

 * [Singing to the tune of "The Teddy Bear's Picnic"] Once there was a o opens who lived in a rainbow tree/He lived downstairs from a flatulent troll who was constantly having to pee/One day, the elf could take no more/So he went and banged on the rude troll's door/And what do you know, they suddenly both were married.
 * [About the coffee he found in a dumpster] Yuck. Yuck! It's terrible and wonderful at the same time! It's like freedom in a cup!
 * [Wearing a games dispenser on his head] I come in peace.
 * [bounces on a bed] So soft. What is that? [bounces off]
 * Coming this fall.
 * Oh, got it. Coming not this fall.
 * Then you say it.

Dialogue

 * McSquizzy: [When Boog goes over to his tree and hits him with an acorn] Oy! You late for Sunday school, pal? This is McSquizzy's turf. Nobody messes with McSquizzy. Because that's me.
 * Boog: What?
 * McSquizzy: Touch a needle in this tree and I'll give you such a doing.
 * Boog: Yeah? You and what army?
 * [As McSquizzy whistles, several gray squirrels appear]
 * Gray Squirrels: Oy!
 * Boog: Oh, that army.
 * McSquizzy: Mess not with the Furry Tail Clan. Defenders of the good, crusaders of the righteous, guardians of the pine.
 * Boog: Keep your tree. I'll find another one.
 * McSquizzy: Look! He has a wee little freakish twin growing out of his back.

[squirrels laugh]
 * Boog: Oh, this one will work.
 * McSquizzy: Hey!
 * Boog: Ouch!
 * McSquizzy: That was a warning, all right?
 * Gray Squirrels: Oy!
 * McSquizzy: Try that again and I'll be kicking your furry brown bahookie.
 * Boog: What? Hey, this is a different tree.
 * McSquizzy: They're all my trees. I suggest you turn round and head right back from whence you came.
 * Boog: Well, that's what I'm trying to do. So just point me the way to town and I'll be out of here.

[squirrels laugh]
 * Boog: That's it! You're asking for a whupping.
 * McSquizzy: Ready! Fire!
 * Elliot: [Standing with his butt in the air, his antler stuck to the ground] Hey, Boog. Look. No hands. I think I'm getting a sunburn though. Check it out.
 * Boog: All right, where's town?
 * Elliot: Or what we would call a moonburn.
 * [Boog slaps Elliot on the butt]
 * Elliot: Ow! [Boog grabs him]
 * Boog: Look. Just give me the directions. I really need to get back.
 * Elliot: So sad.
 * Boog: Where is Timberline?!
 * Elliot: OK, OK. All right. So you got it pretty good in Timberline, right? Coffee, Woo-Hoo bars, safety.
 * Boog: Yeah, so?
 * Elliot: And still. Something is missing.
 * Boog: There is?
 * Elliot: Yep, me. And I want in, Boog. I'll take you to town, but when we get there, we're partners. Deal? Partner?


 * Maria the Skunk: What do you think you're doing on my house?
 * Boog: Is this your house? Oh, I... I didn't know....
 * Rosie the Skunk: It would probably be an improvement.
 * Maria the Skunk: What did you just say to me, Rosie?
 * Rosie the Skunk: Nothing. Why you got to be so sensitive?
 * Elliot: Boogster, what's the dealio?
 * Maria the Skunk: Watch your mouth or you're going to get yourself in a lot of trouble, girlfriend.
 * Rosie the Skunk: You're just jealous because you ain't got a man.
 * Boog: I don't know. Some kind of chick fight.
 * Maria the Skunk: Let's go there, honey.
 * Boog: Elliot, what do I do?!
 * Elliot: Well, that's easy. You just got to mark your territory. Show them who's boss.
 * Boog: [nods] All right, ladies. I'm laying down the law. [Maria and Rosie stare]
 * Elliot: Unless, of course, they are skunks.
 * Boog: [They bellow gas at him] Disgusting!!! (he runs away)
 * (From the tree falls unconscious squirrel)
 * Elliot: Wow. (he looks at Giselle) Giselle.
 * Boog: [Boog runs to the river and washes himself with some water, then dries himself with some rabbits] Ridiculous! The woods is NO place for a bear!


 * Elliot: I'm a little light-headed. [his remaining antler cracks off]


 * [Boog is fighting with Elliot behind the curtains during his show; Boog's holding Elliot by his antler up to the wall]
 * Boog: You got me in enough trouble.
 * Elliot: Hey. I... You saved my life. That means that you are responsible for me.
 * Boog: What? Stop messing up my life.
 * Elliot: You needed to get out. You should thank me. [Crosses arms]
 * Boog: Thank you?
 * Elliot: [Now happy and smiling] You are welcome, buddy.
 * Boog: [lets go of Elliot's antler] Stop calling me that. [Points to the door] Now get out!
 *  Elliot: [Runs to the closet] Need to hide. Need to hide!
 * Beth: (she looks back) Boog?


 * Beth: You are in big trouble, mister.
 * Boog: [to Beth] Shush. (passes out) Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!
 * [Beth takes the green package of sugar out of Boog and gasps]
 * Beth: You know what sugar does to you, Boog. [closes Gordy's truck's back door] Straight to bed, now!
 * [Boog gets up and runs over to his garage. He hits the garage door loudly]
 * Beth: [sighs] I’m so sorry. It’s my fault. It won't happen again.
 * Gordy: What if he had hurt someone?
 * Beth: Gordy, please. We are talking about that Boog here.
 * Boog: Hey, what are you looking at? I told you not to wait up.
 * Beth: I'll take him back to the woods.
 * Gordy: It’s time to put him where he belongs.
 * Beth: No, no, no. He's not ready to go back yet. I mean, it's not my fault. I tried to teach him the basics. [Boog throws some things from the garage] I took him fishing, but he didn't want to get wet. [Boog slams the garage door] Gordy, please... [Boog babbles and slams the garage door again]
 * Boog: Boog is sorry. [begins to cry]
 * Gordy: Beth, you're not his mother.
 * Beth: I'm not mothering him.
 * [Boog taps on his garage window and waves at Beth]
 * Beth: Excuse me. GO TO BED, BOOG!!!
 * [Boog then vomits on the window]
 * [Beth sighs]
 * Beth: One more summer. That's all I am asking, one summer. Great, see? I can be reasonable. Thanks.
 * Gordy: You know something? The longer you wait, the harder it's gonna be for him to adapt.
 * Beth: Oh, I'm sure he'll... At least I think he'll...
 * Gordy: And the harder it's gonna be for you to let him go. [drives away] Good night, Beth.
 * Beth: [she walks quietly. She opens the garage door. Next, she approaches Boog.] What am I gonna do with you?


 * Shaw: If I don't stop them, it will be a total reversal of the natural order. They laugh at old Shaw, but you'll see. The truth will be revealed.
 * Bobbie: Oh. We know exactly what you mean.
 * Shaw: You do?
 * Bobbie: We are scientists. Well, of sorts and we're trying to secure photografic documentation of real, live homo-sasquatchus.
 * Shaw: Homo-say-what-us?
 * Bobbie: We're looking for Bigfoot.
 * Shaw: Huh? Bigfoot? Oh. I didn't realize I was talking to a couple of wack jobs. [referring to Mr. Weenie] Don't trust him. Pets are double agents. The moment you turn your back, he'll shiv you. (he begins to leave)
 * Bobbie: Oh, no, he can't. We had him fixed.


 * [rattling]
 * (Shaw opens the door)
 * Boog: (gasps) Oh, no.
 * Shaw: [enters the shack] Deers, skunks, beavers.
 * Boog: (horrified) I got to hide.

[thunderclap]
 * Shaw: That bear’s turned them all! [he lights the fireplace] Here you go, Lorraine. There. You get good and dry. Come morning, we got a rebellion to crush. And then I'm going to take back, what's mine.
 * Boog: (whispering) Elliot.

[Shaw chuckles]
 * Shaw: (he opens the fridge) Huh? Someone's been eating my candy.
 * (Boog hides under the table)
 * Shaw: [he sees his overturned chair] Huh? Somebody has been sitting in my chair! [sniffs, looks at the toilet. He goes to toilet door.] Somebody forgotta flush!


 * Boog: [After waking up in the forest face-to-face with a flower] Pretty. Oh, man.


 * Elliot: You know, I've been thinking, we should have a secret handshake and like nicknames, though. I’ll call you Boogster and then you can call me The Incredible Mr. E. Isn’t that great? I came up with that myself. I made that up. You know, this is gonna be awesome. It's just you and me. Hey, who's the lady in the shorts?


 * Bobbie: Isn't it peaceful out here, Bob? You're right, Bob. Let's not spoil the beauty of this moment with idle chatter. Some people can just jibber-jabber till the cows come home. What does that mean, Bob? Till the cows come home. Where have the cows been?


 * Reilly: OK, ladies. This dam ain't going to build itself. Lift that birch. Swing those pines over here. Come on. Move it! (whistles) Yo, O'Toole!
 * O'Toole: Yeah, boss?
 * Reilly: I want you to cantilever that cedar on a bias down by the north end, you got that?!
 * O'Toole: Huh?
 * Reilly: Put a twig in the hole.
 * O'Toole: Oh.
 * Reilly: Rookie. [whistles] Take five for lunch!


 * Elliot: Ian's right, I'm a loser.
 * Boog: No, you're not a loser.
 * Elliot: Yes, I am.
 * Boog: No, you're not.
 * Elliot: Yes.
 * Boog: No.
 * Elliot: Trust me. You know the day I met you, Ian kicked me out of the herd. I lost my antler, I got run over, and tied to the hood of a truck. What do you call that?
 * Boog: Uh, a loser. But check this out. Behold, the mighty grizzly! I look like a bear, I talk like a bear. But I can't fish, I can't climb a tree, I can't even go in the woods.
 * Elliot: That's nothing. Half doe, half buck! I'm a duck!
 * Boog: I ride a unicycle for crackers!
 * Elliot: I have a glass eye.
 * Boog: I can't snap.
 * Elliot: I thought log was a colour.
 * Boog: I can't see my feet.
 * Elliot: I killed a man.
 * [both laugh]
 * Elliot: [sighs] Well, at least you've got a home.
 * Boog: Home. Yeah. I sure hope so.


 * Elliot: [Stuck in the ground] Okay, righty tighty.
 * [He turns right]
 * Elliot: Lefty loosey.
 * [He turns left]


 * [Explaining the woods to Boog]
 * Elliot: OK. Forest 101. (Boog sneezes) These big wood stick things are called trees. The big rocks are called mountains, and the little rocks are their babies. (he climbs)
 * Boog: [groaning, panting] Altitude. No jelly arm, no jelly arm. Come on. [shouts] Elliot!
 * Elliot: Boogster, it's.... How many times must I say it? I am the Incredible Mister E.
 * Boog: Elliot, please. [he shouts, falling from the rocks]
 * Elliot: Look. If you don't use the code names… how am I supposed to know that it's really you that I'm talking to?


 * [Repeated line]
 * Buddy: Buddy.


 * Shaw: How far does this conspiracy go? How many animals are involved? God bless America! I hope the bald eagle hasn't turned! No, no, no. Maybe they're right. [chuckles] Maybe... Maybe old Shaw is crazy.


 * Reilly: Um, what do you got?
 * O'Toole: Wood. What do you got?
 * Reilly: Wood. You want to trade? [he gasps silently] Hey, hey, guys. Check it out. There goes the largest carnivore in North America. The mighty grizzly.
 * Elliot: And he's a good dancer. We're going to be in a show.
 * [Beavers laugh]
 * Boog: [grabs Elliot's antler] Come here!
 * Elliot: Ow, ow, ow. Hey, that's my good antler.
 * Boog: (drops Elliot) Listen, simple. We are not we. It's just me and we ain't doing no show.
 * Elliot: Huh. Diva.
 * Boog: What?!
 * Elliot: I understand what's going on here. You're a little crabby, because you're hungry.
 * Boog: I, I…
 * Elliot: Hmm? Hmm? I think yes.
 * Boog: [sobs] I'm starving!

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 * McSquizzy: Aww. Mr. Happy didn't go off.
 * Boog: Hey, whoa. We're just supposed to run them into town.

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 * [Boog wakes up to discover he's in the woods.]
 * Boog: AAAAAAAHHH!!!!!! [his scream echoes throughout the forest] Where's home?! It's gone! Someone stole it!
 * [Elliot comes out of the bag]
 * Elliot: Hey, could you keep it down? I'm trying to sleep here. [yawns in Boog's face; Boog shakes with fury]
 * Boog: You!
 * [Boog grabs Elliot's antler and walks over to a steep cliff]
 * Elliot: I didn't do it!
 * Boog: [holding Elliot over the cliff] Take a good look, Elliot. What do you see, Elliot? Something's missing. What is it, Elliot? What is it?!
 * Elliot: Wait... Don't tell me... I...
 * Boog: TIMBERLINE IS MISSING!
 * Elliot: Aww! I was just gonna say that!
 * Boog: My garage is missing! Breakfast, lunch and dinner are missing! My life is missing! And it's all… your... FAULT!
 * Elliot: What are you gonna do? [Boog lets go of his antler; he falls, but Boog quickly grabs him] AAAAAAHHHHH...! [Boog holds him up; Elliot realizes he wasn't falling; chuckles]  You're funny. I thought "maybe, then I was like uh-uh and then..." [Boog throws him over his shoulder.]
 * Boog: This ain't happening. It's some kind of mistake. Think, Boog. She's mad.

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 * Shaw: [after seeing Elliot walking around on two legs and drinking some coffee he found in a nearby dumpster] You? It walks like a man!
 * [Elliot screams in terror, as he began to flee]
 * Shaw: Hold still, you two-legged latte drinker.
 * Woman: [screams] Look out!
 * Gordy: [groans] Not again.

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 * Elliot: [after seeing Boog's bowl with his name on it] Oh. I get it. You're like a pet. [chuckles]
 * Boog: I ain't nobody's pet.
 * Elliot: [holding Boog's bowl] Right.

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 * Ian the Deer: Herd, circle formation!
 * [The herd instead make an oval shape]
 * Ian: You pinheads! That's an oval. More circle-y!
 * [The herd make a circle shape]
 * Ian: You got a lot of nerve coming back here.
 * Elliot: Why, thank you.
 * Ian: That was not a compliment. Maggot!
 * Giselle: Well, he was just going. Right, Elliot?
 * Elliot: Yeah, Ian. I had to stop by and say hello to some of my old pals. Bob, Kevin. Jurgen, how’s the knee?
 * Ian: I told you to leave the herd, and never, ever, ever...
 * Elliot: Never?
 * Ian: Never, ever, ever come back.
 * Elliot: Back? I'm not... I’m not back. Me and my best buddy are heading to town. Yeah. I sure I am going to miss you guys.
 * Ian: Off the upholstery! [tosses Elliot into the air]
 * Boog: [annoyed] Oh, what now?
 * [Elliot screams and falls unconscious to the ground]
 * Ian: So as I was saying, never, ever, ever... [Boog growls loudly] A bear! Bear. Bear. A bear.
 * Boog: Elliot, are you all right?
 * Elliot: [confused] Buttermilk biscuits.
 * Deer: Hey, Ian, get a load of this.
 * Boog: Hey, cut it out.
 * Ian: Oh, I've heard of you. You're that bear that got his butt thumped by a squirrel. Ooh.
 * Boog: It was... there was 20 of them. And they had nuts.
 * Elliot: Don't listen to him, Boog.
 * Ian: Boog? What is that short for? Booger?
 * [Ian and the herd laugh]
 * Deer: Ha! Booger!
 * Boog: Listen, you.
 * Ian: I'm all ears.
 * Boog: Well…
 * Elliot: Boog, let's go.
 * Ian: You two are perfect for each other. You're a loser and you're a loser-er. Herd, let's bound! Hey, Elliot. I think you lost something.
 * Giselle: Maybe it will grow back. Bye, Elliot.
 * Elliot: Yeah, see you.
 * Ian: See you later, backpack boy.
 * Boog: That's right, fool. You better run. Keep on prancing, you panty-waisted cow.

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 * Gordy: Freeze!
 * Boog: [as Gordy is about to arrest him] Behold... The Mighty... Grizzly! Good night. [faints]

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 * Boog: [helium voice] Hello, Idiot.
 * Elliot: [helium voice] That's Elliot.
 * [both laugh]

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 * [as the wilds encounter Mr. Weenie]
 * Buddy: It's a pet.
 * Reilly: He's going to blow our cover.

[Weenie stops growling as Elliot gives him a smile]
 * Mr. Weenie the Dog: (sighs) I have been living a lie. [rips off his shirt] Please, take me with you.
 * Elliot: Wow.

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 * Boog: All right, fishies, give it up for Boog!

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 * Boog: What do you do?
 * Elliot: [when Boog asks where the toilets are in the forest] You know… …I can't remember. But listen. Don't look now, but I see a little bush with your name written all over it.
 * Boog: A bush? Are you serious?
 * Elliot: Go on. It's just like riding a bicycle. Only, you're crapping on it.
 * [Boog reluctantly goes over to the bush]
 * Elliot: Show us your "grrr" face, nature boy. Grrr!

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 * Elliot: I call them Woo-Hoos. Like in, "Woo-hoo!"

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 * Beth: [after seeing that Shaw has killed Elliot] Shaw. That guy really chaps my khakis. You wait here, Boog.
 * [Beth goes off to confront Shaw, while Boog waits in the truck]
 * Beth: Cuff him, Gordy.
 * Shaw: Oh, the Girl Scouts are here.
 * Beth: He's at it again.
 * Gordy: Shaw, hunting season doesn't start for three days. What are you doing with that buck on your hood?
 * Shaw: What? It ain't my fault. He ran right in front of my truck.
 * Gordy: Where? On the interstate?
 * [the scene cuts to a flashback where Shaw drives right in front of the deer who is eating grass and runs him over; the scene then cuts back to the present day]
 * Shaw: [chuckles] Sort of.
 * [Beth groans]

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 * Shaw: Tree-hugger!
 * Beth: Knuckle dragger!
 * Shaw: Veggieburger!
 * Gordy: All right, all right. That's enough, you two.
 * Shaw: Listen, Girl Scout, they're dumb animals. I'm just respecting the natural order: man on top, animals on the bottom. But your bear… Now, now, your bear is special. He belongs somewhere in the middle. Between two slices of rye, smothered in gravy! [laughs]
 * Beth: You're a sick, sick, twisted puppy, Shaw.
 * Shaw: Um... Put me down for a box of Thin Mints, will you, sweetie? [laughs]
 * Beth: Six-toed gun monkey. Boog, come on. Let's get out of here.

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 * Shaw: My buck!
 * [Elliot screams and jumps off Shaw's truck, smashing one of his headlights, breaking it]
 * Shaw: My truck! Why, you little...
 * Gordy: Shaw, no shooting in town.
 * Shaw: But, Gordy, Gord... That bear leaned over and untied my buck! Didn't you see that?!
 * Gordy: [chuckles] All I see is a busted headlight, Shaw. You've been living in the woods too long.
 * Shaw: [sighs] They can't tell me what I've seen, because only I know what I've seen.

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 * [After Boog accidentally destroys the beaver dam, looks around at the animals, realizing what he's completely done.]
 * Reilly: You. [furiously glares at Boog] You did this!
 * [All the forest animals approach Boog with contempt]
 * Boog: What? What did I do?
 * Reilly: You dragged us down to the hunting grounds!
 * Maria the Skunk: Yeah! Where are we gonna hide?!
 * Serge the Duck: We're sitting ducks out there!
 * Buddy: And it is open season!
 * Elliot: [wades through the crowd quieting them] All right, all right. That's enough. Guys, it's not his fault.
 * Boog: Oh, you're right, Elliot. It's your fault!
 * Elliot: My fault?
 * Boog: Yeah. If it weren't for you, I’d be home right now! None of this would’ve ever happened! You said you knew the way back, but you lied!
 * Elliot: I... No. Okay. Okay, maybe... I thought if you hung out with me, then maybe you would like me.
 * Boog: Oh, man! I trusted you, Elliot!
 * Elliot: I'm sorry, Boog. I… We're still partners, right?
 * Boog: You know, Elliot? I'm better off alone. [Elliot slumps]
 * Buddy: What about us?
 * Animals: Yeah. Yeah, what about us?
 * Boog: "Us?" There's no us! You're not my problem. [to Elliot] And you? We're done.
 * [Boog turns away from the animals and begins to leave]
 * Elliot: But... Boog, wait.
 * Boog: Done. (he moves forward)

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 * Boog: Oh, no, you won't. Now, when I'm a bearskin rug, they can walk all over me. But until that happens, I ain't going out without a fight.
 * Animals: What? Fight? What he did say?
 * Buddy: The F word?
 * Boog: That's right. If there's one thing you all have taught me. The woods is a messed-up, dangerous place. And you all are crazy. You've been kicking my butt for the last two days.
 * Animals: Yeah. Kind of did.
 * Serge: I didn't.
 * Buddy: Sorry.
 * Boog: So, let's do to them what you've been doing to me. Now, I say we give our guests the full outdoor experience.
 * Animals: Yeah.
 * McSquizzy: Hey!
 * Boog: Ouch!
 * McSquizzy: Is this a private fight or can anybody join? Because McSquizzy wants in. [The Furry Tail Clan appear]
 * The Furry Tail Clan: Oy!
 * Boog: Good. Because we'll need your nuts.
 * Elliot: And your acorns too.
 * Giselle: What's the plan, Boog?
 * Boog: Oh, we're going to run those yahoos back to town. Yeah, baby. When we get through with them, they won't ever come back.

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 * Boog: (terrified) What was that?! (he looks at the beavers)
 * Beaver O'Toole: Hunters! What're they doing up here?!
 * Beaver Reilly: OK, boys. Take cover!
 * (beavers but Reilly jump into the water)
 * Elliot: Boog, we got to hide.
 * Boog: I'm outta here! (he storms off, trying to cross the dam)

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 * Boog: Beth?
 * Beth: Boog?
 * [Beth laughs]
 * Beth: Oh, Boog.
 * Reilly: What’s he doing?
 * McSquizzy: Is he not gonna maul her?
 * Elliot: No. She's his mom. She's taking us home.

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 * Beth: You are home. I'm so proud of you.
 * Elliot: So how are we both going to fit in the helicopter? She is coming back, right?
 * Boog: Who?
 * Elliot: The shorts lady. Boog?!
 * Boog: Hey, big guy.
 * Reilly: What's up, Tiny?
 * Boog: What's up?
 * Elliot: You said that we...
 * Maria: You're judging me?
 * Boog: How y’all doing?
 * Maria: Hey, Boog.
 * Rosie: Hi, Boog.
 * Maria: I know he is a duck. But he treats me like a lady.
 * Elliot: But she's...
 * Buddy: Hey, Buddy.
 * Boog: Hey, find me some food.
 * Elliot: Come on. What is our pickup time?
 * Boog: Elliot, we're staying here. This is our home. These are our people. This is where we reside.
 * Elliot: What? Are you insane? Where have you been for the last two days? This place is horrible. Horrible!
 * Ian: Hey, guys.
 * Boog: What's up, Ian?
 * Ian: Uh-oh. Ah, ah, ah. [grunts] Ow.
 * Boog: Come on, Elliot. It ain't that bad.
 * Elliot: She's at least gonna bring some Woo Hoo bars, right?
 * Boog: It's just the two of us, Elliot. Unless you plan on going back to your herd.
 * Elliot: What? And break up the team? Bros before does.
 * Boog: Yeah. Bros before does.
 * Giselle: Hello, Elliot.
 * Elliot: [chuckles] Catch ya later, Boog. [saw buzzing, tree creaking]
 * Boog: Aah!
 * Reilly: Ah-ha-ha!
 * McSquizzy: Hey! Get off my trees, you bucktoothed sporran! [Mr. Weenie's angry bark]
 * Boog: Wow! Feels like home, baby. [chuckles]

Taglines

 * One Fur All & All Fur One.
 * The Season Is Changing.
 * Boyz 'N The Wood.
 * The Odd Are About To Get Even.
 * From Mild To Wild.

Cast

 * Martin Lawrence - Boog
 * Ashton Kutcher - Elliot
 * Debra Messing - Ranger Beth
 * Gary Sinise - Shaw
 * Billy Connolly - McSquizzy
 * Patrick Warburton - Ian