Orange County (film)

Orange County is a 2002 American film about a guidance counselor who mistakenly sends out the wrong transcripts to Stanford University under the name of an over-achieving high schooler.
 * Directed by Jake Kasdan. Written by Mike White.

It's not just a place. It's a state of mind.

Lance Brumder

 * Do you want me to get naked and start the revolution?

Dialogue

 * Shaun: Dad, I want to become a writer.
 * Bud: A writer?! What do you have to write about? You're not oppressed, you're not gay.
 * Shaun: Not all writers are gay.
 * Bud: Well, they are all poor. I'll tell you that.


 * Firefighter: What's your name?
 * Lance: Uh, Joe... John... uh, Joe-John.
 * Firefighter: Your name's Joe-John?
 * Lance: John-ston, Johnston. Joe.
 * Firefighter: You wanna tell me what happened here?
 * Lance: Uh, there was a fire, I dunno, I came by and it's... checkin out the fire.
 * Firefighter: Well that lady uh, Mona? She said that you two were in the building together when the fire started.
 * Lance: Yeah, she's a liar, cuz I dunno her so whatever, whatever she says is a lie, so...
 * Firefighter: K, so you're saying you weren't in the building with that woman?
 * Lance: No, not I! Aright, she started it, aright? Because she was like "I hate my job, I'm gonna burn this mother down!" And I said "You better not... you better not!"
 * Firefighter: She said it was an electrical fire.
 * Lance: It was. It was a total electrical fire, it was like uh, the switches had sparks comin out, and the sockets, and uh it was like the 4th of July, man!
 * Firefighter: Why aren't you wearing your pants, Joe?
 * Lance: I tripped, and uh then I had to take 'em off to run faster out of the flames... [coughing] I think I inhaled some smoke, will you excuse me one second, I'll be right back. [runs away in the background]
 * Firefighter: [into walkie talkie] We got a sprinter. Five foot five, no pants, unkempt... portly.

Cast

 * Colin Hanks as Shaun Brumder
 * Jack Black as Lance Brumder
 * Catherine O'Hara as Cindy Brumder
 * Lily Tomlin as Charlotte Cobb, College counselor
 * Schuyler Fisk as Ashley
 * John Lithgow as Bud Brumder
 * Carly Pope as Tanya
 * Harold Ramis as Don Durkett
 * Mike White as Mr. Burke, English teacher
 * Bret Harrison as Lonny
 * Kyle Howard as Arlo
 * RJ Knoll as Chad
 * George Murdock as Bob Beugler
 * Chevy Chase as Principal Harbert
 * Sarah Hagan as Sarah
 * Leslie Mann as Krista
 * Garry Marshall as Arthur Gartner
 * Dana Ivey as Vera Gartner
 * Jane Adams as Mona
 * Lizzy Caplan as Party Girl
 * Alexandra Breckenridge (uncredited) as Anna
 * Kevin Kline (uncredited) as Marcus Skinner
 * Ben Stiller (uncredited) as The Firefighter
 * Fran Kranz (uncredited) as Shane Brainard
 * Tom Kenny (uncredited) as SpongeBob SquarePants / Gary (voice)