Oscar (1991 film)

Oscar is a 1991 American comedy film directed by John Landis. The film stars Sylvester Stallone, Marisa Tomei, Ornella Muti, Tim Curry, and Chazz Palminteri and was a rare attempt by Stallone at doing a comedy role.

Snaps

 * Poole was right! You are an ox and a moron!


 * [removing Connie's many weapons] It's like disarming Germany.

Dialogue

 * Eduardo: Ah, so now you want to make-a peace with you papa? You want to me die happy.
 * Snaps: Of course, Papa.
 * Eduardo: So now you want to me die! [slaps him]


 * Lisa: ...I want to go to the top of the Empire State Building!
 * Anthony: And what am I doing during all this? Babysitting Oscar's kid?
 * Lisa: You always this nasty?
 * Anthony: YES! Get used to it!
 * Lisa: [gasps] I'm marrying a brute! I never want to see your face again... until the wedding!
 * Anthony: That's fine with me! And separate honeymoons!
 * Lisa: Fine!
 * Anthony: See you in church!
 * Lisa: Hmph!


 * Dr. Poole: [about Snaps' daughter, Lisa] She seems to have such nicely rounded diphthongs!
 * Snaps: That's what got her into this jam!


 * Aldo: Breakfast is soived.
 * Snaps: "Served", you paluka!


 * Snaps: [pointing to Anthony] Pop this guy!
 * Aldo: Boss, we cant have a stiff in the house with company coming!
 * Snaps: You're right. It ain't proper.


 * Snaps: Connie! Am-scray!
 * Connie: Do I have to, boss? Every time I have, I fall behind.


 * Connie: Even in the old days, he was known as an honest crook.
 * Dr. Poole: That's an oxymoron.
 * Connie: Gee, you shouldn't ought to said that, Doc.
 * Snaps: Yeah, leave Connie alone. He does the best he can.