Pál Királyhegyi

 (27 December 1900 – 7 August 1981) was a Hungarian comedian, journalist, author and screenwriter.

From the autobiography "My first two hundred years" (1979)
" I was always happy to divorce."

"I hurried home, not to miss the Auschwitz Express. I didn't."

"-Where are you taking us? - To the extermination camp. - Finally some good news. When will we get there? - It's hard to tell. It's wartime."

" The journey started with two days of waiting."