Parental Guidance (film)

Parental Guidance is a 2012 American comedy film directed by Andy Fickman. The film was released on December 25, 2012. Here come the grandparents. There go the rules.taglines

Dialogue

 * [from trailer]
 * Harper Decker-Simmons: [with a mouthful of cake] Mom, you lied to me! Yogurt is not like ice cream!


 * Diane Decker: Bravo! Oh, wow! Harper, that was wonderful!
 * Harper Decker Simmons: I stunk.
 * Diane Decker: You most certainly did not!
 * [to Dr. Schveer]
 * Diane Decker: Wasn't she wonderful?
 * Dr. Schveer: No. This will *not* be good enough for your audition. You must practice more! When my daughter underperforms, I shun her. *This* girl should be shunned!


 * Artie Decker: [singing] Come out, come out, Mr. Doody. And swim in the swimming pool. I know it's dark when you're hiding, but out here it's really cool. [pauses] Come on, come on, Mr. Doody. 'Cause we've got something to do. And if you hurry, you'll meet Carl the kangaroo.

Taglines

 * Here come the grandparents. There go the rules.
 * This Christmas it's a battle for the ages

Cast

 * Billy Crystal as Artie "Fartie" Decker
 * Bette Midler as Diane Decker
 * Marisa Tomei as Alice Decker-Simmons
 * Tom Everett Scott as Phil Simmons
 * Bailee Madison as Harper Decker-Simmons
 * Joshua Rush as Turner Decker-Simmons
 * Kyle Harrison Breitkopf as Barker Decker-Simmons
 * Mavrick Moreno as Cody
 * Madison Lintz as Ashley
 * Karan Kendrick as Pre-School Mom
 * Daniel-Leon Kit as Dennis Browning
 * Tony Hawk as Himself
 * Steve Levy as Himself