Party Monster

Party Monster is a 2003 drama/dark comedy that details the rise and fall of infamous New York party promoter Michael Alig.
 * Written and directed by Randy Barbato and Fenton Bailey.

Till Death Do They Party.taglines

Michael Alig

 * Typical James, tired old drug addict. Can't even stay awake for your own movie!
 * I wanted to create my own world. A world full of color where everyone could play. One big party that never ends.
 * You'll love me. I promise.
 * We'll put James in a cage and hang a sign over it that says, "Do not feed the drug child!"
 * The road of excess leads to the palace of... fabulousness!
 * Oh please, party in the truck!
 * I won't do crack without heroin!
 * But it's my birthday and I want a bloodfeast!
 * That's not a crack hole, that's a rat hole. Rats on crack attack!
 * You're just some lame-ass, Johnny-come-lately, fairy, faggot, copycat! You don't even know your skrink from your skrod! You stupid logger blogger!
 * Oh James, I'm getting away with murder and you're just jealous.
 * That's Skrink la do, to you.
 * ..Not that it's your movie. You think it's yours. But it's really mine. All mine.
 * Come to my party. You can be my boyfriend.

James St. James

 * Testing, testing, 1, 2, 3. Testosterone, testicular cancer, Tess of the D'urbervilles.
 * I don't do. I just am.
 * The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. Blake, William. That's really all you need to know. That and "Don't dream it, be it!"
 * Michael was growing on me. Like a fungus.
 * The North Pole! I've made it across the frozen tundra. My faithful huskies perished in the blizzard way back. I had to eat them.
 * Darling, half the fun of eating meat is hacking it up.
 * I am not addicted to drugs, I'm addicted to glamor!
 * Mm, lightly toasted animal tranquilizer.
 * It doesn't matter what you look like! I mean if you have a hunchback, just throw a little glitter on it, honey, and go dancing.
 * It was better than a ten-inch dick and you know it!

Others

 * Elke: He was always making money. He just had a knack for it. My little candy man.
 * Christina: How do you like my UFO?
 * Police Officer: [trying to pick Christina up] Let's go, sweetheart. You're a big girl.

Dialogue

 * James: Michael, I hate you for making me say serious things so I will only say this once. You've gone too far with the drugs.
 * Michael: Have you looked in the mirror lately?


 * Michael: So. How's the novel coming?
 * James: I've done another page! But now I think I might have writer's block.
 * Michael: Two pages in five years?


 * Michael: So, notice anything different?
 * James: [looks around] The flies?
 * Michael: No, seriously James. Anything or anyone missing? Like a drug dealer who used to live here?
 * James: Well darling that could be anyone. Can I buy a vowel?


 * Michael: Hi. I'm Michael Alig.
 * James: Well I'll alert the media. Gotta dash!


 * Keoki: Are we going far?
 * Michael: All the way I hope.


 * James: I know what you need. A nice hot cup of hot chocolate.
 * Michael: Can you put some ecstasy in mine?


 * Michael: We're like two peas in a pod, you and I, James.
 * James: I pity the pod.
 * Michael: You're the Yoda to my Luke.
 * James: Excuse me. You're the Paula Abdul to my Janet Jackson.
 * Michael: That's good, right?


 * Michael: Our magazine's on the stands today. Can you believe it? Our own magazine!
 * James: I've already seen it, and there's a problem. A big problem. I've been cut off. [reads from magazine page] "James St. James heads up white slave ring, sells twelve year old boys on Avenue B. Exclusive by Michael Alig." Why, Michael? Why?
 * Michael: Oh come on Skrink, I think it's funny!
 * James: My father does not share your sense of humor!
 * Michael: I didn't know he was a Project X reader!
 * James: Yes you did, because you sent him a lifetime subscription!


 * Michael: Angel bailed me out.
 * James: Angel?
 * Michael: Well, actually, Angel bailed you out.
 * James: Me?
 * Michael: Yeah, I told the police I was you.
 * [James gawks in disbelief]
 * Michael: Oh James, it's just all in fun. And after I told them you had AIDS, they gave me my own room with a VCR and ice cream!
 * James: Michael, I don't even like you! I have never liked you!


 * Talk Show Host: Is it true, ma'am, that your son Michael turned you on to the pill ecstasy?
 * Elke: He said it was a headache pill.
 * Talk Show Host: What happened when you took it?
 * Elke: Well, my headache went away..

Taglines

 * good. evil. fun.
 * Money, Success, Fame, Glamour

Cast

 * Seth Green - James St. James
 * Macaulay Culkin - Michael Alig
 * Diana Scarwid - Elke
 * Chloë Sevigny - Gitsie
 * Marilyn Manson - Christina
 * Dylan McDermott - Peter Gatien
 * Mia Kirshner- Natasha
 * Wilmer Valderrama - Keoki
 * Daniel Franzese - The Rat/Dallas MC
 * Natasha Lyonne - Brooke
 * Elliot Kriss - Cabbie
 * Wilson Cruz - Angel