Perfect Hair Forever

 is an American adult animated television series on Cartoon Network's late night programming block Adult Swim. The series revolves around a young boy named Gerald Bald Z and his quest to find perfect hair.

Pilot

 * Coiffio: What the EFF are you doing?
 * Cat Man: Whaddya mean? I'm grooming.
 * Coiffio: Where is Gerald?!
 * Cat Man: Oh, he's getting chased by a bear.
 * Coiffio: Oh, the bear I had to send because you were so busy with your EFFing gwooming!
 * Cat Man: Sorry, man, you're breaking up...
 * Coiffio: The bear I had to send because you were so busy with your EFFing gwooming!
 * Cat Man: Are you calling Cat Man undependable?
 * Coiffio: Yes, pussy cat man!
 * Cat Man: Yeah, you know what? Suck it.
 * Coiffio: Yes!


 * Model Robot: I think we're dealing with a very, very, very smart person... or a very, very, very stupid person.
 * Coiffio: And so we are very, very, very much in danger... or very, very, very much... safe!

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 * Uncle Grandfather: Who is it?
 * Young Man: I have come with a communication from the Ministry of Planning, concerning the french premiere who's been found dead of corruption.
 * Uncle Grandfather: I'm busy.
 * Young Man: We must act before it's too late. The Shaku is being attracted to the debris and for now their numbers probably aren't going to decrease.
 * Uncle Grandfather: Ok, whatever. Fine. Good luck with that. Giddyup Brenda! Ye ha!
 * Young Man: You don't understand! People are getting dead.
 * Uncle Grandfather: You mean people are getting nude?
 * Young Man: Dead.
 * Uncle Grandfather: Or... nude?
 * Young Man: Dead.
 * Uncle Grandfather: Come in, Nude.
 * Young Man: You're not a Nude.
 * Uncle Grandfather: Uncle Grandfather away! Ah, feh.
 * Young Man: You don't understand. The protecting stone makes this Yugioh disappear...
 * Uncle Grandfather: Oh, yeah.
 * Young Man: ...Which means the Miyagi Crystals will help very much in searching for the Yugioh barrier
 * Uncle Grandfather: Sure.
 * Young Man: That means the others won't be able to look for us since things move more easily the closer they are to human form.
 * Uncle Grandfather: Right, right, right.
 * Young Man: The Shaku is being attracted to the debris and for now...
 * Uncle Grandfather: Enough, fight now for three minutes.
 * Young Man: What?
 * Uncle Grandfather: Ok, one, two, three, go! What are you waiting for?

Happy Suck Day

 * [After the baby driving the car falls into the hole with the Young Man and animals]
 * Young Man: First, I get trapped in a hole with smelly animals who bicker. Then, my hand gets severed. Now I have to care for a drunk baby.
 * Sherman: We could eat that.

Woke Up Drunk

 * Gerald: Mom, where's my bike?
 * Mom: Uh...oh, you know what? Japanese Bear Dad sold it to himself to use in his Tokyo circus act.
 * [Japanese Bear Dad walks by, knocking Gerald down]
 * Gerald: Hey [stands up] Let's find that circus and buy back my bike.
 * Mom: Oh, can we do it tomorrow?
 * Gerald: Tomorrow? Japan isn't open on Sundays.
 * Mom: Not your tomorrow. My tomorrow's Wednesday.


 * Gerald: Was Dad a Japanese Bear Dad this morning?
 * Gerald's Mom: I don't know. I was too drunk. I woke up drunk. Weren't you?
 * Gerald: I'm too young to drink.

Cast

 * Gerald Bald Z (Kim Manning)
 * Uncle Grandfather and the Anime God (Matt Maiellaro)
 * Action Hotdog (Will Armstrong)
 * Norman Douglas (Nick Ingkatanuwat)
 * Terry/Twisty (Dave Hughes)
 * Coiffio (Dave Willis)
 * Catman (Dennis Maloney)
 * Young Man (C. Martin Croker)
 * Sherman (MF Doom)
 * Space Ghost (George Lowe)