Pigeon Toady's Guide to Your New Baby

Pigeon Toady's Guide to Your New Baby (or Storks: Guide to Your New Baby) is a 2016 computer-animated mockumentary short film. This short film is sequel to a same year, Storks.

Dialogue

 * Pigeon Toady: Hi there! It's me Pigeon Toady. Here are my two best friends in the world to show you how to change a baby. [turns camera to Junior and Tulip]
 * Tulip: Uh...
 * Junior: Yeah, we're actually more just work friends.
 * Pigeon Toady: [laughs] Great joke best friend!


 * Pigeon Toady: Sometimes babies get hungry. Trust me, I know. Hand me the baby.
 * [Tulip hands him a big baby and he struggles to carry him while feeding him a bottle of milk]
 * Tulip: Do you want help, or...
 * Pigeon Toady: Hard pass.
 * Tulip: Okay.
 * Pigeon Toady: Seriously? We don't have a smaller baby?
 * Tulip: Don't forget to burp him.
 * Pigeon Toady: What? Come on!
 * [Tulip starts burping the baby for him, then Pigeon Toady tries it, causing the baby to have a very long burp on his face]
 * Pigeon Toady: Aw, gross.

Voice cast

 * Andy Samberg as Junior
 * Katie Crown as Tulip
 * Stephen Kramer Glickman as Pigeon Toady
 * Keegan-Michael Key as Alpha
 * Jordan Peele as Beta