Piranha 3D

Piranha 3D is a 2010 American 3D comedy horror film in which after a sudden underwater tremor sets free scores of the prehistoric man-eating fish, an unlikely group of strangers must band together to stop themselves from becoming fish food for the area's new razor-toothed residents. It was inspired by and is a loose remake of the 1978 film Piranha.
 * Directed by Alexandre Aja. Written by Pete Goldfinger and Josh Stolberg.

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Julia Forester

 * Get the fuck out of the water!


 * [brings out a taser gun] You boys take one more step, you'll be pissing lightning bolts into next week.

Novak Radzinsky

 * There are thousands of them and they are pissed!


 * [to Mr. Goodman] Excuse me, but is that a fucking piranha?

Other

 * Andrew Cunningham: Kelly, trust us. It's never cheating if it's with another chick.


 * Mr. Goodman: Piranha hunt in packs - not for protection, but for overwhelming force. They're organized, methodical. The first bite draws blood. The blood draws the pack.


 * Deputy Fallon: Chew on this, motherfuckers! [kills piranhas with motor boat propeller]


 * Derrick Jones: They took my penis!

Dialogue

 * Jake Forester: I am so sorry. We're on the lake.
 * Julie Forester: What? Where are Laura and Zane?
 * Jake Forester: They're with me on the boat.
 * Julie Forester: Oh, my God, Jake! Whatever you do, do not go into the water.
 * Jake Forester: You don't understand, Mom. Our boat is sinking.


 * Danni: Nice horn.
 * Laura Forester: Thanks. Nice boobs.
 * Danni: Thanks.
 * Laura Forester: I have a training bra but I don't like to wear it 'cause it itches.
 * Danni: Tell me about it! Who are you waiting for?
 * Laura Forester: My brother Jake, he's seventeen. He'll like your boobs too.
 * Danni: They all do.


 * Julie Forester: Are you sure you can do this?
 * Danni: You better believe it. [Climbing on the rope] I don't pole dance for nothing!
 * Julie Forester: [to Jake] You've got a lot of explaining to do, young man!


 * Andrew: [watching Danni and Crystal swim naked] Check it out, they're fish with boobies.
 * Derrick Jones: Oh, if fish looked like that, I would fuck fish. I would only fuck fish!


 * Laura Forester: You talk funny.
 * Derrick Jones: Yeah, well, you're short.


 * Sam: Something bit me.
 * Paula: Oh, yeah, right. I thought you always liked that kind of stuff.


 * Mr. Goodman: [to Julie] The piranhas that killed those divers, the ones you're hunting for, they're not fully developed. They're the babies.
 * Novak: The babies? Huh. So where are the parents? [an adult piranha jumps out of the water and kills Novak]

Taglines

 * Don't Scream...Just Swim!


 * There's Something in the Water


 * This Summer 3D Shows Its Teeth


 * Two million years of evolution. One perfect killer.


 * This summer, how fast can you swim?

Cast

 * Elisabeth Shue - Sheriff Julie Forester
 * Steven R. McQueen - Jake Forester
 * Adam Scott - Novak
 * Jerry O'Connell - Derrick Jones
 * Jessica Szohr - Kelly
 * Kelly Brook - Danni
 * Riley Steele - Crystal
 * Ving Rhames - Deputy Fallon
 * Dina Meyer - Paula
 * Christopher Lloyd - Carl Goodman
 * Richard Dreyfuss - Matt Boyd
 * Ricardo Chavira - Sam
 * Paul Scheer - Andrew Cunningham
 * Cody Longo - Todd Dupree
 * Sage Ryan - Zane Forester
 * Brooklynn Proulx - Laura Forester
 * Devra Korwin - Mrs. Goodman